Mark: And we're back!
Jon: Thanks for reviewing, you know who you are.
Mark: But just incase you DON'T, here are your names, ...
Jon: Yea?
Mark: That's it.
Jon: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
BANG
Mark: :puts revolver back in holster: What is this like the second time I've shot you?
Jon: :blood spurting out of the hole in his head: t-th-third.
Mark: Oh, right, I don't own FLCL, though you probably already knew that.
Chapter 9: What do you mean, We're out of cookies?
Valom, being finished with his vespa walked in the house. It had been thirty minutes since Haruko glomped Naota, and they were still on the floor. Naota was still wrestling to get free, and Haruko was still mistaking it for sex.
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN! WE CAN'T DO IT IF YOU KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!"
"I'M NOT TRYING TO DO IT, I'M TRYING TO GET FREE!"
"Man kid, you're a fool. I would be thanking Jesus if I was in your position."
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STALKING HER! AND I'M NOT A KID!"
"Oh, yea, right."
Kamon walked in with Canti right behind him, he announced that dinner was served, Haruko looked up and asked, "What are we having Kamon?"
"Curry."
Valom and Haruko's eyes both got really wide, "YAY, YAY, YAY, CURRY!"
Naota's eyes went real sullen, "Curry? Shit."
Dinner was interesting. Haruko chowed down on the curry all speedy style, and Valom just lapped it up like a dog, both of them asking for seconds every few seconds. Canti just ate it like he always does, same with Kamon. And Naota? He just didn't eat. Thirty minutes passed and Valom got full, then another 15 minutes later Haruko finally stopped eating. She looked over at Naota with a questioning look on her face.
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Your looking at my forhead."
"Mmm, hmmmmm."
Haruko and Naota just stared at eachother for a while, then,
"WHAT'S UNDER THE HAT TAKUN?"
She grabbed the hat off Naota's head and a booing sound was heard. Haruko, Valom, and Kamon all looked at Naota's newest horn, the blushed and then got big evil smiles and started busting out laughing.
"HAHA NAOTA'S GOT A HEAD GROWING OUT OF HIS HEAD!"
"HAHAHA NAOTA SON, HOW'D YOU GET TWO OF THEM HAHA!"
"HAHAHA, OH TAKUN, LOOKS LIKE WE COULD HAVE DONE IT WITH YOUR PANTS ON AFTER ALL!"
Just then, much to Naota's embarrassment, Ninamori walked in and looked from the three on the floor rolling with laughter over to Naota. "OMIGOD! NAOTA WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENIS ON YOUR HEAD???"
Yes, that's right, Naota's new horn, is a penis. This whole ordeal had him blushing furiously. All of a sudden, it started to grow and he cried out.
"HEY KID, HA HA, GO FIND A ROOM TO YOURSELF HUH? HAHAHAHA!"
"GAH, YOU IDIOT, THE ROBOTS COMING OUT!"
"HA! THE KID SAID CUM! HAHAHAHA!"
All of a sudden the penishorn shot out of Naota's forhead at an unholy speed and, well, a robot penis started rampaging all over Mabase. And that sounded extremely wrong.
"Well, it isn't Atomsk's Talon, hah, but it'll be a fun work out."
Haruko grabbed Naota and threw him on P! and rode off. Valom grabbed his new base and followed on S!.
Well, whenever they got there, Valom and Haruko started beating it with their basses. And after about twenty minutes, they were easily winning, but IIB showed up.
Amaro shouted into a megaphone, "Raharu and Valom, please come down."
Kitsurubami just looked at him wide-eyed, "Um, sir, shouldn't we worry about the robo-penis?"
"OMIGOD Kitsurubami, you have GOT to get your mind out of the gutter."
'EYEBROWS!'
The Robot then turned around and started shooting lasers from its, well, you can guess. It blew up all Amaro's forces and sent him and Kitsurubami flying. Haruko took this chance and hit the Robot in the balls, it blew up soon there after. Naota and Valom both griped at Haruko all the way back to the bakery about how uncool that was.
"Well, that was fun, huh Takun?"
"I guess, GAH!"
"This could be it!" Haruko screamed as Naota fell to the floor as a giant light came from his forhead.
"Hello my children."
Haruko looked on disappointed.
Valom stated plainly, "Nope, just Vash."
"Hey, could I borrow some doughnuts, I'm aweful hungry."
Mark: Haha I brought Vash in, don't worry, he won't be coming back!
Robo-slavebitch: Like me?
Xocio: and me
All the IIB that got blown up by the RoboPenis this chapter: and me, I mean, us, whoa, how'd we do that? GAH, we did it again. O.O''''''' Simon says Pee wee Herman married a fruit salad- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Mark: You know you want to review.
Jon: Thanks for reviewing, you know who you are.
Mark: But just incase you DON'T, here are your names, ...
Jon: Yea?
Mark: That's it.
Jon: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
BANG
Mark: :puts revolver back in holster: What is this like the second time I've shot you?
Jon: :blood spurting out of the hole in his head: t-th-third.
Mark: Oh, right, I don't own FLCL, though you probably already knew that.
Chapter 9: What do you mean, We're out of cookies?
Valom, being finished with his vespa walked in the house. It had been thirty minutes since Haruko glomped Naota, and they were still on the floor. Naota was still wrestling to get free, and Haruko was still mistaking it for sex.
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN! WE CAN'T DO IT IF YOU KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!"
"I'M NOT TRYING TO DO IT, I'M TRYING TO GET FREE!"
"Man kid, you're a fool. I would be thanking Jesus if I was in your position."
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STALKING HER! AND I'M NOT A KID!"
"Oh, yea, right."
Kamon walked in with Canti right behind him, he announced that dinner was served, Haruko looked up and asked, "What are we having Kamon?"
"Curry."
Valom and Haruko's eyes both got really wide, "YAY, YAY, YAY, CURRY!"
Naota's eyes went real sullen, "Curry? Shit."
Dinner was interesting. Haruko chowed down on the curry all speedy style, and Valom just lapped it up like a dog, both of them asking for seconds every few seconds. Canti just ate it like he always does, same with Kamon. And Naota? He just didn't eat. Thirty minutes passed and Valom got full, then another 15 minutes later Haruko finally stopped eating. She looked over at Naota with a questioning look on her face.
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Your looking at my forhead."
"Mmm, hmmmmm."
Haruko and Naota just stared at eachother for a while, then,
"WHAT'S UNDER THE HAT TAKUN?"
She grabbed the hat off Naota's head and a booing sound was heard. Haruko, Valom, and Kamon all looked at Naota's newest horn, the blushed and then got big evil smiles and started busting out laughing.
"HAHA NAOTA'S GOT A HEAD GROWING OUT OF HIS HEAD!"
"HAHAHA NAOTA SON, HOW'D YOU GET TWO OF THEM HAHA!"
"HAHAHA, OH TAKUN, LOOKS LIKE WE COULD HAVE DONE IT WITH YOUR PANTS ON AFTER ALL!"
Just then, much to Naota's embarrassment, Ninamori walked in and looked from the three on the floor rolling with laughter over to Naota. "OMIGOD! NAOTA WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENIS ON YOUR HEAD???"
Yes, that's right, Naota's new horn, is a penis. This whole ordeal had him blushing furiously. All of a sudden, it started to grow and he cried out.
"HEY KID, HA HA, GO FIND A ROOM TO YOURSELF HUH? HAHAHAHA!"
"GAH, YOU IDIOT, THE ROBOTS COMING OUT!"
"HA! THE KID SAID CUM! HAHAHAHA!"
All of a sudden the penishorn shot out of Naota's forhead at an unholy speed and, well, a robot penis started rampaging all over Mabase. And that sounded extremely wrong.
"Well, it isn't Atomsk's Talon, hah, but it'll be a fun work out."
Haruko grabbed Naota and threw him on P! and rode off. Valom grabbed his new base and followed on S!.
Well, whenever they got there, Valom and Haruko started beating it with their basses. And after about twenty minutes, they were easily winning, but IIB showed up.
Amaro shouted into a megaphone, "Raharu and Valom, please come down."
Kitsurubami just looked at him wide-eyed, "Um, sir, shouldn't we worry about the robo-penis?"
"OMIGOD Kitsurubami, you have GOT to get your mind out of the gutter."
'EYEBROWS!'
The Robot then turned around and started shooting lasers from its, well, you can guess. It blew up all Amaro's forces and sent him and Kitsurubami flying. Haruko took this chance and hit the Robot in the balls, it blew up soon there after. Naota and Valom both griped at Haruko all the way back to the bakery about how uncool that was.
"Well, that was fun, huh Takun?"
"I guess, GAH!"
"This could be it!" Haruko screamed as Naota fell to the floor as a giant light came from his forhead.
"Hello my children."
Haruko looked on disappointed.
Valom stated plainly, "Nope, just Vash."
"Hey, could I borrow some doughnuts, I'm aweful hungry."
Mark: Haha I brought Vash in, don't worry, he won't be coming back!
Robo-slavebitch: Like me?
Xocio: and me
All the IIB that got blown up by the RoboPenis this chapter: and me, I mean, us, whoa, how'd we do that? GAH, we did it again. O.O''''''' Simon says Pee wee Herman married a fruit salad- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Mark: You know you want to review.