Mark: Hello everyone!
Jon: Thanks for Reviewing Karakeha Kara, I like reviews...
Mark: I don't own FLCL. However, I do own the wonderful(O.o) characters Valom, Xocio, Robo-slavebitch, and RoboPenis. Now, here it is, the next chapter.
Why was she still here? I liked her being here, but with Xocio gone, there was no more reason to stay, except for, if she maybe, cared for me.
Naota was sitting on the bottom bunk of his bed, staring at the top bunk trying to go to sleep. It was kind of hard, because Valom kept talking in his sleep, and what he thought about was rather, vulgar. Vash, who came out of his forehead last chapter, left after they gave him some curry bread with holes in it. But, it wasn't just robots coming out of his head, or hearing Valom in his dreams. Or even the fact that Haruko was back, that was keeping our main character awake. It was something that Haruko had said,
"Well, it isn't Atomsk's Talon, hah, but it'll be a fun work out."
Naota thought over what the hell it could mean "... atomsk's talon, hmmm..." He continued to ponder until he realized that his two roommates were staring at him intently, well, Haruko was, Valom was staring at Haruko... 's breasts.
"How long have you two been staring at me, or well, you staring at me and him staring at you... r breasts?"
"Since you said Atomsk's Talon and since I leaned over the edge which gave him a good view."
"You did that on purpose? YES MY STALKING IS WORKING!"
"No, I just now realized it, you better know that I'm gonna hurt you very badly."
Valom leaned right up next to her face, she was hanging off the top bunk now, "Like, run me over with the vespa, or like hit me with your bass?"
Haruko puts on a cutsy face, "Like," evil grin, "I planted dynamite in S!"
Valom gets wide eyed and runs out to S! yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the whole way, Haruko just waits until he gets to S! and then press a button on a remote.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUTHAFUCKA!
Somewhere later on da outskirts of da Mabase...
Amaro is sitting in front of the main computer screen, doing absolutely nothing, when he hears footsteps coming down the hall. He turns around to greet his lovely assistant for the morning, "Your late Kitsurubam-" Amaro cut his sentence short at the sight of her.
"Um, boss, I don't know how it happened but... well, I'm..."
"ABOUT 9 MONTHS PREGNANT BY THE LOOKS OF IT!"
"I just woke up this morning like this."
"Hhmmm, well who's the daddy?"
"That's just it, I don't know!" several guys in the background start to sweat.
"Well, whose penis did you come into contact with lately." They think for a while.
"Naota's."
"WHAT???"
"You know, the huge RoboPenis Mark had come out of Naota's head last chapter."
"Oh yea, when it shot the laser..."
"So, that means that, the baby I'm carrying is a-GAH!"
[Mark: We interupt your program to bring you this special news bulletin.]
[Jon: The Mainstream Media is gay.]
[Mark: Very Faggotish in fact.]
[Jon: Now back to your program.]
Suddenly, a giant structure shot out of Kitsurubami's skirt, propelling her high in the air. And then the structure stood up, it had a humanoid body and a dome for a head. Basically you could see most of its muscle, which was dark green, and it's veins, which were light green, and it had a silver metal exoframe. And the dome was made of the silver metal and had one red, glowing eye. Amaro looked at it for a second, then yelled shoot!
Everyone there shot at it, it didn't pay any notice though. He looked around, and caught Kitsurubami as she fell down.
"Mommy!" the leviathan bellowed in a deep voice.
"M-my, MY BABY!" the two hugged and all the non-important personnel in the back 'awwww'ed. Amaro went crazy however and ordered a strike on the creation. It ran away with it's mother.
"Mommy?"
"Yes, sweety?"
"What is my name?"
"Why it's Cybami of course!"
"Cybami-son and Kitsurubami is my Mommy?"
"Yep!" =D
Back at the Nandaba Household slash Bakery...
Haruko, Naota, and Kamon sat eating cereal. Big surprise there huh?
"Dontcha just love this cereal." Haruko asked plainly, they all seemed very tired.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH CRAP! IT HURTS!" Valom stumbled through the door and fell down onto the floor. He was all black from the explosion. Naota looked at him with disgust.
"Valom, S! blew up like 4 hours ago. The only reason your acting like that is to try and make Haruko go out with you!"
"Oh, yea your right."
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNSTUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Everyone looked out the door to see what the explosion was. They could see a large mushroom cloud.
"LETS GO TAKUN!! Oh yea you can come along too Valom."
"WAIT, WHY ME?"
"YEA Haruko invited me somewhere, OH JOYUS DAY!"
Haruko, like always, threw Naota on P! and drove off. Valom looked over at S! with disgust.
"I can't ride that!"
POP!
A brand new S! was sitting right in front of him.
"All right!" and then Valom drove off.
In the middle of town...
"Mommy?"
"Yes Sweetie?"
"Why are we blowing up Mabase?"
"Aren't you having fun?"
"Yes"
"That's why! It's like a birthday present!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY THANKS MOMMY!"
"Awww anything thing for my wittle bowy!"
VRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM
Cybami and Kitsurubami turned around to see two vespa heading towards them. Somehow, all Naota's classmates, including Ninamori, and Kamon were up town watching the destruction.
"Mommy? Who are they?"
"That's mean old Rahura and Valom."
CRASSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
Both P! and S! ran into Cybami sending him flying backwards. Haruko and Valom both landed expertly, while Naota just kind of went splat on the road.
"YOU HURT ME! YOU HURT MOMMY! ME HURT YOU!" (smart guy, huh?)
Haruko and Valom did their jumping, bass swinging, thing. It kind of hurt Cybami, but not a whole lot. He was always returning punches, but he usually missed. With one he hit Valom straight on sending him flying back into the group of spectators.
"TAKUN!," Haruko screamed, "Call for Canti!"
"B-but why?"
"JUST DO IT TAKUN!"
"CAAAANNNTIIII!"
We could see debris from the roof of the Nandaba Bakery slash Household and the screams of Grandpa. After a few seconds Canti landed right behind Naota. Haruko looked back with a grin.
"You know what to do!"
"Wait WAIT NO!" and then, Canti ate Naota up and, surprisingly, turned red and the symbol of Atomsk appeared on his screen. He turned into that gun thingy and shot at Cybami, a huge fireball engulfed Cybami, and Canti 'expelled' Naota. Of course, now IIB shows up.
"What's going on here?" Amaro shouted, even though he saw the whole thing.
"Shut up eyebrow boy."
"Rahuraaaaa..."
The smoke from the blast cleared and Cybami was decapitated in many places. However, he went all transformers and formed himself into a tank. I don't want to take the time to describe it, so, use your imagination.
"Amaro, Mommy no like you, you are a bad man!" Cybamitank shot a red laser at the IIB forces, incinerating them all, except Amaro of course.
Back with the spectators...
"Hey Ninamori!"
"Who in the hell are you?"
"I'm Haruko's stalker."
"Shouldn't you be helping them fight?"
"Yea, but, I have this aweful bruise from when I threw the video game controller at the wall and it bounced back and hit me. So, I'm kind of on the disabled list."
"I'll put you on the disabled list!" Ninamori brings a huge mallet out of nowhere and starts smacking Valom around with it.
Back at the fight...
Cybamitank was gloating about how invincible he was blah blah blah.
"Shut up you green freak!" then Haruko flipped her bass over and started shooting bullets from it. They actually hurt Cybamitank quite badly for some reason. Then Haruko turned the bass back around to its normal position.
"YOU SUCK CYBAMITAAAANKKK!!!!!!!! I BAT YOU!!!!"
And she hit him with an undercut of the tank and sent Cybami and Kitsurubami flying. She turned back to see Naota fiddling with something.
"Hey watcha got there Takun?"
"This came out of my forehead right after I Canti shat me out." He held up a guitar that had curved horns coming out the top and bottom of the body, the curve was inwards, and the guitar was deep blood red except for the finger board and the head which were so dark black that there was no glare from the Sun, and the six strings along with a pick stuck in the finger board were stunningly silver. Haruko looked on wide eyed, "...Atomsk's Talon..." she whispered barely audible.
Back at the Nandaba Bakery slash Household...
She wanted this, this guitar, Atomsk's Talon. She explained to me that a long time ago Atomsk went to Bassian, her homeworld, and fought to take over the Rehus, her race. But, he was defeated by the Rehus. Because they knew the secrete to the greatest weapon in the world, bass guitars. They had planted the technology across the universe. So along with their amazing natural abilities, Atomsk was no match for their whole race. So he made his own guitar, with powers that rival his own. It was the first lead guitar. On an odd note, humans discovered lead guitars before bass guitars, unlike most of the universe. And whenever Atomsk came out of Naota, he lost his guitar. So the guitar had been floating around in Naota N.O. So, in essence, Naota had a power just as great as Atomsk.
"Give it to me Takun!"
"NO!"
"TAAAKUUUN! GIVE ME THE GUITAR! YOU DON'T NEED IT! I DO!"
"What? So you can go fight Atomsk? So you can leave?"
"TAKUN! IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT, FINE! IF YOU WOULD RATHER IIB AND MEDICAL MECHANCA AND ATOMSK HIMSELF COME DOWN HERE, TAKE THE TALON, AND THEN BLOW UP THIS WHOLE DAMNED WORLD, THEN BE MY GUEST!" Haruko said this with her eyes starting to water, "I'm leaving Takun. Goodbye." And then she walked out the door. After a while the sound of P!'s purring motor faded away. Later that day, Valom left, he said he was going to visit some friends not to far from here. But Naota knew he was going after Haruko.
Mark: Ok, your like, say what? This is a Humor fic, well, in all honesty, I'm pretty sure it's gonna end next chapter.
Jon: YAY!
Mark: Shut it! Please oh please review!
Jon: Thanks for Reviewing Karakeha Kara, I like reviews...
Mark: I don't own FLCL. However, I do own the wonderful(O.o) characters Valom, Xocio, Robo-slavebitch, and RoboPenis. Now, here it is, the next chapter.
Why was she still here? I liked her being here, but with Xocio gone, there was no more reason to stay, except for, if she maybe, cared for me.
Naota was sitting on the bottom bunk of his bed, staring at the top bunk trying to go to sleep. It was kind of hard, because Valom kept talking in his sleep, and what he thought about was rather, vulgar. Vash, who came out of his forehead last chapter, left after they gave him some curry bread with holes in it. But, it wasn't just robots coming out of his head, or hearing Valom in his dreams. Or even the fact that Haruko was back, that was keeping our main character awake. It was something that Haruko had said,
"Well, it isn't Atomsk's Talon, hah, but it'll be a fun work out."
Naota thought over what the hell it could mean "... atomsk's talon, hmmm..." He continued to ponder until he realized that his two roommates were staring at him intently, well, Haruko was, Valom was staring at Haruko... 's breasts.
"How long have you two been staring at me, or well, you staring at me and him staring at you... r breasts?"
"Since you said Atomsk's Talon and since I leaned over the edge which gave him a good view."
"You did that on purpose? YES MY STALKING IS WORKING!"
"No, I just now realized it, you better know that I'm gonna hurt you very badly."
Valom leaned right up next to her face, she was hanging off the top bunk now, "Like, run me over with the vespa, or like hit me with your bass?"
Haruko puts on a cutsy face, "Like," evil grin, "I planted dynamite in S!"
Valom gets wide eyed and runs out to S! yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the whole way, Haruko just waits until he gets to S! and then press a button on a remote.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUTHAFUCKA!
Somewhere later on da outskirts of da Mabase...
Amaro is sitting in front of the main computer screen, doing absolutely nothing, when he hears footsteps coming down the hall. He turns around to greet his lovely assistant for the morning, "Your late Kitsurubam-" Amaro cut his sentence short at the sight of her.
"Um, boss, I don't know how it happened but... well, I'm..."
"ABOUT 9 MONTHS PREGNANT BY THE LOOKS OF IT!"
"I just woke up this morning like this."
"Hhmmm, well who's the daddy?"
"That's just it, I don't know!" several guys in the background start to sweat.
"Well, whose penis did you come into contact with lately." They think for a while.
"Naota's."
"WHAT???"
"You know, the huge RoboPenis Mark had come out of Naota's head last chapter."
"Oh yea, when it shot the laser..."
"So, that means that, the baby I'm carrying is a-GAH!"
[Mark: We interupt your program to bring you this special news bulletin.]
[Jon: The Mainstream Media is gay.]
[Mark: Very Faggotish in fact.]
[Jon: Now back to your program.]
Suddenly, a giant structure shot out of Kitsurubami's skirt, propelling her high in the air. And then the structure stood up, it had a humanoid body and a dome for a head. Basically you could see most of its muscle, which was dark green, and it's veins, which were light green, and it had a silver metal exoframe. And the dome was made of the silver metal and had one red, glowing eye. Amaro looked at it for a second, then yelled shoot!
Everyone there shot at it, it didn't pay any notice though. He looked around, and caught Kitsurubami as she fell down.
"Mommy!" the leviathan bellowed in a deep voice.
"M-my, MY BABY!" the two hugged and all the non-important personnel in the back 'awwww'ed. Amaro went crazy however and ordered a strike on the creation. It ran away with it's mother.
"Mommy?"
"Yes, sweety?"
"What is my name?"
"Why it's Cybami of course!"
"Cybami-son and Kitsurubami is my Mommy?"
"Yep!" =D
Back at the Nandaba Household slash Bakery...
Haruko, Naota, and Kamon sat eating cereal. Big surprise there huh?
"Dontcha just love this cereal." Haruko asked plainly, they all seemed very tired.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH CRAP! IT HURTS!" Valom stumbled through the door and fell down onto the floor. He was all black from the explosion. Naota looked at him with disgust.
"Valom, S! blew up like 4 hours ago. The only reason your acting like that is to try and make Haruko go out with you!"
"Oh, yea your right."
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNSTUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Everyone looked out the door to see what the explosion was. They could see a large mushroom cloud.
"LETS GO TAKUN!! Oh yea you can come along too Valom."
"WAIT, WHY ME?"
"YEA Haruko invited me somewhere, OH JOYUS DAY!"
Haruko, like always, threw Naota on P! and drove off. Valom looked over at S! with disgust.
"I can't ride that!"
POP!
A brand new S! was sitting right in front of him.
"All right!" and then Valom drove off.
In the middle of town...
"Mommy?"
"Yes Sweetie?"
"Why are we blowing up Mabase?"
"Aren't you having fun?"
"Yes"
"That's why! It's like a birthday present!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY THANKS MOMMY!"
"Awww anything thing for my wittle bowy!"
VRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM
Cybami and Kitsurubami turned around to see two vespa heading towards them. Somehow, all Naota's classmates, including Ninamori, and Kamon were up town watching the destruction.
"Mommy? Who are they?"
"That's mean old Rahura and Valom."
CRASSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
Both P! and S! ran into Cybami sending him flying backwards. Haruko and Valom both landed expertly, while Naota just kind of went splat on the road.
"YOU HURT ME! YOU HURT MOMMY! ME HURT YOU!" (smart guy, huh?)
Haruko and Valom did their jumping, bass swinging, thing. It kind of hurt Cybami, but not a whole lot. He was always returning punches, but he usually missed. With one he hit Valom straight on sending him flying back into the group of spectators.
"TAKUN!," Haruko screamed, "Call for Canti!"
"B-but why?"
"JUST DO IT TAKUN!"
"CAAAANNNTIIII!"
We could see debris from the roof of the Nandaba Bakery slash Household and the screams of Grandpa. After a few seconds Canti landed right behind Naota. Haruko looked back with a grin.
"You know what to do!"
"Wait WAIT NO!" and then, Canti ate Naota up and, surprisingly, turned red and the symbol of Atomsk appeared on his screen. He turned into that gun thingy and shot at Cybami, a huge fireball engulfed Cybami, and Canti 'expelled' Naota. Of course, now IIB shows up.
"What's going on here?" Amaro shouted, even though he saw the whole thing.
"Shut up eyebrow boy."
"Rahuraaaaa..."
The smoke from the blast cleared and Cybami was decapitated in many places. However, he went all transformers and formed himself into a tank. I don't want to take the time to describe it, so, use your imagination.
"Amaro, Mommy no like you, you are a bad man!" Cybamitank shot a red laser at the IIB forces, incinerating them all, except Amaro of course.
Back with the spectators...
"Hey Ninamori!"
"Who in the hell are you?"
"I'm Haruko's stalker."
"Shouldn't you be helping them fight?"
"Yea, but, I have this aweful bruise from when I threw the video game controller at the wall and it bounced back and hit me. So, I'm kind of on the disabled list."
"I'll put you on the disabled list!" Ninamori brings a huge mallet out of nowhere and starts smacking Valom around with it.
Back at the fight...
Cybamitank was gloating about how invincible he was blah blah blah.
"Shut up you green freak!" then Haruko flipped her bass over and started shooting bullets from it. They actually hurt Cybamitank quite badly for some reason. Then Haruko turned the bass back around to its normal position.
"YOU SUCK CYBAMITAAAANKKK!!!!!!!! I BAT YOU!!!!"
And she hit him with an undercut of the tank and sent Cybami and Kitsurubami flying. She turned back to see Naota fiddling with something.
"Hey watcha got there Takun?"
"This came out of my forehead right after I Canti shat me out." He held up a guitar that had curved horns coming out the top and bottom of the body, the curve was inwards, and the guitar was deep blood red except for the finger board and the head which were so dark black that there was no glare from the Sun, and the six strings along with a pick stuck in the finger board were stunningly silver. Haruko looked on wide eyed, "...Atomsk's Talon..." she whispered barely audible.
Back at the Nandaba Bakery slash Household...
She wanted this, this guitar, Atomsk's Talon. She explained to me that a long time ago Atomsk went to Bassian, her homeworld, and fought to take over the Rehus, her race. But, he was defeated by the Rehus. Because they knew the secrete to the greatest weapon in the world, bass guitars. They had planted the technology across the universe. So along with their amazing natural abilities, Atomsk was no match for their whole race. So he made his own guitar, with powers that rival his own. It was the first lead guitar. On an odd note, humans discovered lead guitars before bass guitars, unlike most of the universe. And whenever Atomsk came out of Naota, he lost his guitar. So the guitar had been floating around in Naota N.O. So, in essence, Naota had a power just as great as Atomsk.
"Give it to me Takun!"
"NO!"
"TAAAKUUUN! GIVE ME THE GUITAR! YOU DON'T NEED IT! I DO!"
"What? So you can go fight Atomsk? So you can leave?"
"TAKUN! IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT, FINE! IF YOU WOULD RATHER IIB AND MEDICAL MECHANCA AND ATOMSK HIMSELF COME DOWN HERE, TAKE THE TALON, AND THEN BLOW UP THIS WHOLE DAMNED WORLD, THEN BE MY GUEST!" Haruko said this with her eyes starting to water, "I'm leaving Takun. Goodbye." And then she walked out the door. After a while the sound of P!'s purring motor faded away. Later that day, Valom left, he said he was going to visit some friends not to far from here. But Naota knew he was going after Haruko.
Mark: Ok, your like, say what? This is a Humor fic, well, in all honesty, I'm pretty sure it's gonna end next chapter.
Jon: YAY!
Mark: Shut it! Please oh please review!