SSB TWISTED!!!
Hi peeps! Lmfao, never called anyone that before, ANYWHO! Lets now start are beautiful little story of SSB! And if it doesn't make sense at any point in time well...ionno...
Chapter 1 – Kidnappings/Robberies All Over...?!
One nice summer afternoon Princess Peach was humming outside Mario's house having fun picking out flowers for him until the sky suddenly went pitch black... then all of a sudden there was a loud scream and Princess Peach was gone when light had returned. Mario hearing the scream popped out and rushed towards Bowser's Castle. He quickly stormed into Bowser's throne room.
"Release Princess Peach now!" Mario demanded while Bowser looked at him confused.
"I don't have Princess Peach... I was planning on kidnapping her on Tuesday afternoon when she's usually at your house picking flowers for you...." Bowser replied reading the Daily Toad magazine.
"Wha...?" Mario said looking puzzled "If you didn't kidnap her who did...?"
"She's been kidnapped?!?!" Bowser roared
"Yes..." Mario replied still wondering who had kidnapped her
"This is it! My time has come to prove to Princess Peach that I am more worthy of her love than Mario!!" Bowser thought to himself "Ahem... I shall dispatch some... Goomba's and Paratroopa's to go look for her..." Bowser said to Mario "You may leave now..." as two Goombas came in and led him out of the castle.
Meanwhile up, up, up, up in space where Fox's overly large ship laid Fox and his friends talking about their last mission with a cup of Java in their hands. Suddenly the lights went dark and they heard Slippy yelp for help and when the lights returned he was gone.
"Slippy?!" Peppy asked frantically
"What the?!" Falco yelled
"He's gone..." Fox said "Let's go boys! We're getting Slippy back!" as they ran towards the R-wings off towards wherever they thought Slippy was taken to...
A week after the kidnappings of Princess Peach and Slippy the frog, Jigglypuff and Pikachu didn't think anyone would harm a cute and adorable pokemon like them, so they carried on with their usual daily routines of eating and living in overly large poke balls as houses etc. Then one afternoon while Jigglypuff was singing in the forest ,which Pikachu fallen asleep because of it, a dark pink figure stepped up to Jigglypuff over shadowing her and took away its beloved marker and kicked her into the sky far, far up. An hour later he came pelting down like a meteor right on top of Pikachu causing Pikachu to have a fit, but then noticed that Jigglypuff was crying and told Pikachu about the dark pink figure and her stolen marker. Meanwhile in the jungle DK was sleeping happily in his tree house in the middle of the night, but something lurked in the deep, deep forest stealing the banana's while DK was fast asleep unaware that when he'd wake up to grab a banana from a nearby tree, there would be none!
A day later on the school playground Ness was playing base-ball with his friends. Little did he know that in the crowd laid the evil scheming pink figures sneaking into the change room and quietly crept into his bag and stole his favourite yoyo! After the game when Ness went into the locked room to get his yoyo to play with it wasn't there (obviously, lol) he searched the whole locker for it, but couldn't find it. As he was searching he then found pink dark piece of paper shaped like a hand on the floor beside his bag and knew that someone had stolen it... now he was off to find out who...
Well, that's all folks, I know I know... it's sad that it's over... but next chapter will be up in a bit... I hope... review please... tell me the truth too
Hi peeps! Lmfao, never called anyone that before, ANYWHO! Lets now start are beautiful little story of SSB! And if it doesn't make sense at any point in time well...ionno...
Chapter 1 – Kidnappings/Robberies All Over...?!
One nice summer afternoon Princess Peach was humming outside Mario's house having fun picking out flowers for him until the sky suddenly went pitch black... then all of a sudden there was a loud scream and Princess Peach was gone when light had returned. Mario hearing the scream popped out and rushed towards Bowser's Castle. He quickly stormed into Bowser's throne room.
"Release Princess Peach now!" Mario demanded while Bowser looked at him confused.
"I don't have Princess Peach... I was planning on kidnapping her on Tuesday afternoon when she's usually at your house picking flowers for you...." Bowser replied reading the Daily Toad magazine.
"Wha...?" Mario said looking puzzled "If you didn't kidnap her who did...?"
"She's been kidnapped?!?!" Bowser roared
"Yes..." Mario replied still wondering who had kidnapped her
"This is it! My time has come to prove to Princess Peach that I am more worthy of her love than Mario!!" Bowser thought to himself "Ahem... I shall dispatch some... Goomba's and Paratroopa's to go look for her..." Bowser said to Mario "You may leave now..." as two Goombas came in and led him out of the castle.
Meanwhile up, up, up, up in space where Fox's overly large ship laid Fox and his friends talking about their last mission with a cup of Java in their hands. Suddenly the lights went dark and they heard Slippy yelp for help and when the lights returned he was gone.
"Slippy?!" Peppy asked frantically
"What the?!" Falco yelled
"He's gone..." Fox said "Let's go boys! We're getting Slippy back!" as they ran towards the R-wings off towards wherever they thought Slippy was taken to...
A week after the kidnappings of Princess Peach and Slippy the frog, Jigglypuff and Pikachu didn't think anyone would harm a cute and adorable pokemon like them, so they carried on with their usual daily routines of eating and living in overly large poke balls as houses etc. Then one afternoon while Jigglypuff was singing in the forest ,which Pikachu fallen asleep because of it, a dark pink figure stepped up to Jigglypuff over shadowing her and took away its beloved marker and kicked her into the sky far, far up. An hour later he came pelting down like a meteor right on top of Pikachu causing Pikachu to have a fit, but then noticed that Jigglypuff was crying and told Pikachu about the dark pink figure and her stolen marker. Meanwhile in the jungle DK was sleeping happily in his tree house in the middle of the night, but something lurked in the deep, deep forest stealing the banana's while DK was fast asleep unaware that when he'd wake up to grab a banana from a nearby tree, there would be none!
A day later on the school playground Ness was playing base-ball with his friends. Little did he know that in the crowd laid the evil scheming pink figures sneaking into the change room and quietly crept into his bag and stole his favourite yoyo! After the game when Ness went into the locked room to get his yoyo to play with it wasn't there (obviously, lol) he searched the whole locker for it, but couldn't find it. As he was searching he then found pink dark piece of paper shaped like a hand on the floor beside his bag and knew that someone had stolen it... now he was off to find out who...
Well, that's all folks, I know I know... it's sad that it's over... but next chapter will be up in a bit... I hope... review please... tell me the truth too