SSB Twisted 3!!!
Kyo: Yep yep! It's that time again! Another chapter of... drum roll SSB TWISTED!! cricket cricket. Yeah, yeah everyone's a critic... anywho, I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as you enjoyed the first two... happy readings!
Chapter 3 - Working together...!?
A week later after the kidnappings and robberies of our favourite Nintendo characters, Bowser had gotten tired of waiting for his troops return of hopefully success on their voyage and decided to go see if Mario had any luck with the kidnapping of Princess Peach. When he arrived to Mario's pipe house, he noticed Mario was very ill and tired sitting on the steps towards his house moping and all.
"What's wrong with you...?" Bowser asked in his low grunt trying not to sound caring
"Still can't find out who kidnapped Peach..." Mario said glumly with a sigh
"SNAP OUT OF IT YOU DEPRESSED CHILD!!" Bowser yelled while slapping Mario across the face multiple times and then tossing him into his pipe/chimney and ran inside "Whew that felt good..." he said laughing at the stoned face of Mario in shock lying on his bed. Just then a large package had dropped through the roof nearly flattening Bowser. "HOLY! What the bloody hell is that?!" he yelled at the large package and started to shred the box madly with his claws to reveal a TV set which automatically turned on with a glove standing there and spoke.
"You fools! You have the camera upside down!" the glove roared and the angle went upside down.
"But sir! This is the right way!" the camera-man yelped
"What?! Are you mad defying me!? I created you!" the glove roared back
"No sir! But it is this way up sir!" the camera-man explained ", SEE!" as the screen went back right-side up.
"Oh, shut up! Wait! What's that red light mean?!" the glove yelled
"It means it's been recording since we started arguing in the beginning...Uh... oh..." the camera-man explained with terror in his voice
"WHAT?!?! CUT! CUT IT!!" the glove roared and it turned off. Two seconds later it came back on with the glove again appearing on the screen.
"Ahem... hello, victim of my evil plot!" the glove said triumphantly
"Wait sir... Let me check if it's recording..." the camera-man spoke again
"WHAT?! YOU MEAN IT MIGHT NOT OF BEEN RECORDING?!" the glove yelled yet again at the camera-man
"Nope! It's been record...ing..." the camera-man said slowly
"What?! You just made me lose my good introduction!" the glove yelled
"Just continue..." the camera-man said sighing and recording
"Fine... but this is coming out of your paycheque..." the glove retorted
"I don't get paid..." the camera-man replied
"SHUT UP! Anyways! Ahem... yes... here is Princess Peach... bring her here!" as Princess Peach appeared on the screen waving happily at the camera and was pulled away two seconds later. "Anyways, yes you will now find your way to this mysterious island if you ever hope to seeing her agai- !" but was interrupted by Peach popping onto the screen again
"Hi Mario! I hope you and Bowser aren't fighting... and good luck in finding me! Oops! Looks like times up... tat a!" Princess peach yelled and the screen went blank while Mario and Bowser stood there looking at the screen stoned. After a minute or two they looked away from the TV set and then stared at each other. Finally after an hour of staring at one another Bowser said,
"If we have any hope of getting her back..."
"We gotta work together...!" Mario finished off looking brighter than the day as he somehow shaved his beard that he had grown over the past month of thinking and waiting on his doorstep. After they quickly set off to Mushroom kingdom to get something to eat before they departed together (gasp! ().
Kyo: Sorry to say folks, but it's that time again where I have to stop the story here... and if the chapters confuse you... don't worry, your not alone...=) they confuse me too... Wasn't sure how to make the story so yeah... just winging it... till next time... this is Kitoshi Asano... Good-bye...
Kyo: Yep yep! It's that time again! Another chapter of... drum roll SSB TWISTED!! cricket cricket. Yeah, yeah everyone's a critic... anywho, I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as you enjoyed the first two... happy readings!
Chapter 3 - Working together...!?
A week later after the kidnappings and robberies of our favourite Nintendo characters, Bowser had gotten tired of waiting for his troops return of hopefully success on their voyage and decided to go see if Mario had any luck with the kidnapping of Princess Peach. When he arrived to Mario's pipe house, he noticed Mario was very ill and tired sitting on the steps towards his house moping and all.
"What's wrong with you...?" Bowser asked in his low grunt trying not to sound caring
"Still can't find out who kidnapped Peach..." Mario said glumly with a sigh
"SNAP OUT OF IT YOU DEPRESSED CHILD!!" Bowser yelled while slapping Mario across the face multiple times and then tossing him into his pipe/chimney and ran inside "Whew that felt good..." he said laughing at the stoned face of Mario in shock lying on his bed. Just then a large package had dropped through the roof nearly flattening Bowser. "HOLY! What the bloody hell is that?!" he yelled at the large package and started to shred the box madly with his claws to reveal a TV set which automatically turned on with a glove standing there and spoke.
"You fools! You have the camera upside down!" the glove roared and the angle went upside down.
"But sir! This is the right way!" the camera-man yelped
"What?! Are you mad defying me!? I created you!" the glove roared back
"No sir! But it is this way up sir!" the camera-man explained ", SEE!" as the screen went back right-side up.
"Oh, shut up! Wait! What's that red light mean?!" the glove yelled
"It means it's been recording since we started arguing in the beginning...Uh... oh..." the camera-man explained with terror in his voice
"WHAT?!?! CUT! CUT IT!!" the glove roared and it turned off. Two seconds later it came back on with the glove again appearing on the screen.
"Ahem... hello, victim of my evil plot!" the glove said triumphantly
"Wait sir... Let me check if it's recording..." the camera-man spoke again
"WHAT?! YOU MEAN IT MIGHT NOT OF BEEN RECORDING?!" the glove yelled yet again at the camera-man
"Nope! It's been record...ing..." the camera-man said slowly
"What?! You just made me lose my good introduction!" the glove yelled
"Just continue..." the camera-man said sighing and recording
"Fine... but this is coming out of your paycheque..." the glove retorted
"I don't get paid..." the camera-man replied
"SHUT UP! Anyways! Ahem... yes... here is Princess Peach... bring her here!" as Princess Peach appeared on the screen waving happily at the camera and was pulled away two seconds later. "Anyways, yes you will now find your way to this mysterious island if you ever hope to seeing her agai- !" but was interrupted by Peach popping onto the screen again
"Hi Mario! I hope you and Bowser aren't fighting... and good luck in finding me! Oops! Looks like times up... tat a!" Princess peach yelled and the screen went blank while Mario and Bowser stood there looking at the screen stoned. After a minute or two they looked away from the TV set and then stared at each other. Finally after an hour of staring at one another Bowser said,
"If we have any hope of getting her back..."
"We gotta work together...!" Mario finished off looking brighter than the day as he somehow shaved his beard that he had grown over the past month of thinking and waiting on his doorstep. After they quickly set off to Mushroom kingdom to get something to eat before they departed together (gasp! ().
Kyo: Sorry to say folks, but it's that time again where I have to stop the story here... and if the chapters confuse you... don't worry, your not alone...=) they confuse me too... Wasn't sure how to make the story so yeah... just winging it... till next time... this is Kitoshi Asano... Good-bye...