Childish Songs Turned Zeldaish

by obsessive-moron

This is a little thing we thought up, it's basically lame songs that we turned into lame zelda songs! rated for mild language - those with sensitive teeth, do not proceed! R&R pleez! done by the NINA GANG!

1. Old McGanon

Childish songs turn Hero-ish... da da dun!

Old McGanon!!

Old McGanon had a castle,

E I E I O!

And on this castle he had some redeads,

E I E I O!

With a groan moan here

and a screw you there!

Then Link dies

everyone cries...

But he has a fairy!

Now hes back to kick some butts

E I E I O!

Old McGanon had a castle,

E I E I O!

And in this castle he had some Stalfos

E I E I O!

With a stab stab here

And clank clank there

Here a clank

There a stab

Then Link gets better, we are glad

Then hes off to warp through time

E I E I O!

Old McGanon had a castle,

E I E I O!

And in this castle he had some crap

E I E I O!

With a damn you here

And BS! there

Here a swear

There a bleep

Better Watch yer language Link!

Now go wash yer mouth with soap

E I E I O!

the end!