SSB TWISTED INTERMISSION #1
Kyo: Well, this is a little new probably to the people who write fanfics, cause of the horrible sense of humour I have, this is my new invention... THE FANFIC INTERMISSION! LOL, yeah, I know, corny... but what can I say... nothing else to do... so here's your little amusement of an intermission... Oh and these intermissions will come in with every four chapters... So enjoy! Oh one more thing, sorry for the disturbing laughter in the last chapter... at the bottom... too much glug glug for me...
Okay peeps! FK! I said that stupid-butt phrase again! Anywho! Yeah... time for some jokes... thought I'd share these with you... some are dirty, some are odd, and some are funny... and off we go!
#1: The Genie in a Bottle... (No offence to the blondes...)
Okay... Once upon a time... there were three girls walking around the mall, they were a blonde, brunette, and a red-head, and so they were walking and then spotted this sign that read 'Tell the truth, get whatever your deepest desire is, lie and feel the wraith of the genie'. So the girls then went into the booth one by one and the brunette went in first and said
"My dad owns a large company." And POOF, came a corvette and she drove off. Next the red-head goes in and says
"I am really popular at school" and poof, a million dollars popped into the wallet and she left to go on a shopping spree. Finally the blonde went in and said
"I think-"POOF she was gone... get it...? I do =) NEXT!
#2: The Three Most Painful Chinese Tortures!
Okay, there was this guy right...? And he had been walking around the country side for miles and miles, and not a place to stay in, but then when he was walking through a wheat field he stumbled upon a house! Quickly he ran towards the door and knocked on it. The door swung open to reveal an old man with a rifle. The young man pleaded to the old one
"Please, let me stay here for the night. I have been walking and walking the country side for miles and miles, let me stay here for one night to regain my strength..." and the old man seeing this let him stay on one condition, if he lay one finger upon his daughter, he would put upon him the three most painful Chinese tortures. The man thought this would be easy considering his old age, his daughter was probably as old as he was... and wrinkly. But was HE ever wrong. At dinner, he had finally seen the old man's daughter and had no other words to phrase it in his mind, but she was HOT AS HELL! In the middle of the night, he couldn't help himself and quietly snuck into his daughter's room and had sex with her. When he awoke, he felt something heavy on his chest and opened his eyes to see what it was. Right there laying on his chest was a large boulder and there was a note attached to it, it read: 'Chinese torture #1: Boulder on chest'.
The boy laughed and said "If this is all the old man has, that he's sad..." as he picked up the boulder and threw it out the window. Smiling feeling proud of his macho strength, he then noticed a second piece of paper on the window ceil which read: 'Chinese torture #2: Boulder attached to left testicle'. Quickly thinking, he would rather have a couple broken bones than have his testicle ripped off, so he jumped out the window. As he was falling, he noticed another piece of paper on the wall of the house which read: 'Chinese torture #3: Right testicle attached to bed-post'. OUCH! THE END!
#3: Yo Mama's so fat...
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Kyo: Well, that's all folks, yeah, those were pretty cruel jokes, but yeah... at least these things are kinda funnier than the story... till next time, see ya'll later! What the?!
Mika: Poke! PUFF YOUR CHEEKS! Hehe, poke, poke, poke!
Kyo: STOP! AH!!
Reiko: Poe Poe La..!!
Kyo: AHH!! MUST RUN!!...
Someone steps in front of him, and he looks up
Kyo: Uh oh...
Sakayo: FREE TICKLES! It's my birthday
THIS MEANS NOTHING! IT WAS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AT THE CRUELTY I GOT AT SCHOOL... AND SPREAD ANY RUMOURS AND I"LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT! ... Thank you come again...
Kyo: Well, this is a little new probably to the people who write fanfics, cause of the horrible sense of humour I have, this is my new invention... THE FANFIC INTERMISSION! LOL, yeah, I know, corny... but what can I say... nothing else to do... so here's your little amusement of an intermission... Oh and these intermissions will come in with every four chapters... So enjoy! Oh one more thing, sorry for the disturbing laughter in the last chapter... at the bottom... too much glug glug for me...
Okay peeps! FK! I said that stupid-butt phrase again! Anywho! Yeah... time for some jokes... thought I'd share these with you... some are dirty, some are odd, and some are funny... and off we go!
#1: The Genie in a Bottle... (No offence to the blondes...)
Okay... Once upon a time... there were three girls walking around the mall, they were a blonde, brunette, and a red-head, and so they were walking and then spotted this sign that read 'Tell the truth, get whatever your deepest desire is, lie and feel the wraith of the genie'. So the girls then went into the booth one by one and the brunette went in first and said
"My dad owns a large company." And POOF, came a corvette and she drove off. Next the red-head goes in and says
"I am really popular at school" and poof, a million dollars popped into the wallet and she left to go on a shopping spree. Finally the blonde went in and said
"I think-"POOF she was gone... get it...? I do =) NEXT!
#2: The Three Most Painful Chinese Tortures!
Okay, there was this guy right...? And he had been walking around the country side for miles and miles, and not a place to stay in, but then when he was walking through a wheat field he stumbled upon a house! Quickly he ran towards the door and knocked on it. The door swung open to reveal an old man with a rifle. The young man pleaded to the old one
"Please, let me stay here for the night. I have been walking and walking the country side for miles and miles, let me stay here for one night to regain my strength..." and the old man seeing this let him stay on one condition, if he lay one finger upon his daughter, he would put upon him the three most painful Chinese tortures. The man thought this would be easy considering his old age, his daughter was probably as old as he was... and wrinkly. But was HE ever wrong. At dinner, he had finally seen the old man's daughter and had no other words to phrase it in his mind, but she was HOT AS HELL! In the middle of the night, he couldn't help himself and quietly snuck into his daughter's room and had sex with her. When he awoke, he felt something heavy on his chest and opened his eyes to see what it was. Right there laying on his chest was a large boulder and there was a note attached to it, it read: 'Chinese torture #1: Boulder on chest'.
The boy laughed and said "If this is all the old man has, that he's sad..." as he picked up the boulder and threw it out the window. Smiling feeling proud of his macho strength, he then noticed a second piece of paper on the window ceil which read: 'Chinese torture #2: Boulder attached to left testicle'. Quickly thinking, he would rather have a couple broken bones than have his testicle ripped off, so he jumped out the window. As he was falling, he noticed another piece of paper on the wall of the house which read: 'Chinese torture #3: Right testicle attached to bed-post'. OUCH! THE END!
#3: Yo Mama's so fat...
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Kyo: Well, that's all folks, yeah, those were pretty cruel jokes, but yeah... at least these things are kinda funnier than the story... till next time, see ya'll later! What the?!
Mika: Poke! PUFF YOUR CHEEKS! Hehe, poke, poke, poke!
Kyo: STOP! AH!!
Reiko: Poe Poe La..!!
Kyo: AHH!! MUST RUN!!...
Someone steps in front of him, and he looks up
Kyo: Uh oh...
Sakayo: FREE TICKLES! It's my birthday
THIS MEANS NOTHING! IT WAS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AT THE CRUELTY I GOT AT SCHOOL... AND SPREAD ANY RUMOURS AND I"LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT! ... Thank you come again...