Childish Songs Turned Zeldaish

by obsessive-moron

This is a little thing we thought up, it's basically lame songs that we turned into lame zelda songs! rated for mild language - those with sensitive teeth, do not proceed! R&R pleez! done by the NINA GANG!

2. Linky had a crappy fairy

disclaimer dont own zelda wish i did

Linky had a crappy fairy

Linky had a crappy fairy,

crappy fairy,

crappy fairy,

Linky had a crappy fairy

and its name was Navi

And everywhere that Linky went

Linky went,

linky went

Everywhere that Linky went

Navi was forced to go

And then one day Linky got mad

very mad,

very mad,

and on that day that linky was mad

He set his fairy on fire. (and killed her)

And now Navi is very bad

very bad,

very bad,

Now Navi acts very bad

when she rises from the dead...

Whenever Linky goes to bed,

Goes to bed

Goes to bed

Whenever Linky goes to bed,

Navi haunts his dreams.

Now Linky dreams of scary things

Scary things

Scary things

Now Linky dreams of scary things

Like... Michael Jackson naked. (holy crap)

the end!