SSB TWISTED 5!!!
Kyo: Hi people.... Sorry if this chapter sucks like hell, but I'm not exactly in the perfect state of mind, after 8 hours of sports... so, if you'll excuse me... enjoy the chapter... and I hope you liked the jokes during the intermission... feel free to submit some if you like... happy readings!... Oh, sorry people for not writing for so long... I kinda had reader's block... only know the end parts to it... so if this chap sux... well... just be honest in the review then...=)
Chapter 5 – DK's Slippery Issue
"BaNaNaS!!! I nEeD bAnAnAs!!" Donkey Kong yelled across the forest in the morning after a month had passed since the Banana robbery.
"C'mon DK!! Calm down!!" Diddy Kong yelled as he and Tiny, Lanky and Dixie Kong were trying to hold him down from bringing down the whole place "Where's Chunky?!?!" Diddy Kong yelled again.
"He's out with Funky Kong trying to find Bananas across the ocean, using Funky's plane!" Tiny Kong yelled still trying to restrain DK.
"CUT OUT THAT RACKET YOU BABOONS!" Cranky Kong yelled coming into DK's house, and whacked them all in the head with his stick "Your going to wake Wrinkly up... poor dear was up all night trying to find out who took the bananas... so quiet down!" he said smacking them all with his stick again.
"What's up ya'll?!" Funky asked looking a little burnt as did Chunky Kong who was behind him.
"What happened to you two...?" Dixie asked laughing to see Chunky swaying around dizzily and Funky all ruined and dirty.
"CHUNKY, over here... was a little too happy about flying the plane and when we tried to dodge a seagull in the air, he yanked the stick a little too hard and it came out... so then we ran into the seagull which took off our engine and we fell 20 000 feet from the air and hit the water and then the plane blew up..." Funky replied pulling the joy-stick out of his pocket which was sparking still.
"A-hahahahaha!!!" they all laughed and fell to the ground but then released DK, as he went rampaging through the forest for bananas "DK!!" they yelled as they chased after him after laughing. After half an hour of chasing DK around the whole island they finally caught him and then –POOF- Swanky Kong appeared out of thin air before them
"Aww... it's a family reunion..." he said looking at them "Well anyways, DK, bro, it's your lucky day today... IF you can get these two questions right..." he explained and DK snapped straight
"WhAt'S tHe PrIzE?!" DK demanded
"A couple year's worth of bananas AND a nice banana-shaped rocket to pursue your evil villain who stole all the bananas..." Swanky said with glee
"OKAY!!" DK yelled "WHAT THE QUESTIONS..?!?!"
"Okay... here we go... What... is a... wang...?" Swanky asked staring at the card bizarrely while DK started to blush and whispered (probably the answer) in his ear "THAT is correct!" Swanky yelled "Now question number deux... uhh... how much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood..?"
"That would be... as much as it wants...?" DK asked scratching his head
"NO! Sorry... wrong answer... but! Because your ma bro, I'll give it to you anyways... till next time... this is Swanky's questionnaire!"
"Bro... are you feeling alright..?" DK asked as Swanky was waving to thin air
"Yes! Well... here's your prize..." as a tonne of bananas fell on top of them "And here's the other.." as a shuttle appeared out of thin air as well "Tat a bro..." as he disappeared
"BANANAS!!" as he jumped into the pile eating like mad... and decided after he was done... he'd chase down the one who caused him a month of suffering... that's if... he actually finishes eating...
Kyo: Well... it's that time where the chapter ends now... but never fear... you will not have to wait long again... maybe... cause my reader's block has been destroyed... anywho, tat a! till next time folks!
Kyo: Hi people.... Sorry if this chapter sucks like hell, but I'm not exactly in the perfect state of mind, after 8 hours of sports... so, if you'll excuse me... enjoy the chapter... and I hope you liked the jokes during the intermission... feel free to submit some if you like... happy readings!... Oh, sorry people for not writing for so long... I kinda had reader's block... only know the end parts to it... so if this chap sux... well... just be honest in the review then...=)
Chapter 5 – DK's Slippery Issue
"BaNaNaS!!! I nEeD bAnAnAs!!" Donkey Kong yelled across the forest in the morning after a month had passed since the Banana robbery.
"C'mon DK!! Calm down!!" Diddy Kong yelled as he and Tiny, Lanky and Dixie Kong were trying to hold him down from bringing down the whole place "Where's Chunky?!?!" Diddy Kong yelled again.
"He's out with Funky Kong trying to find Bananas across the ocean, using Funky's plane!" Tiny Kong yelled still trying to restrain DK.
"CUT OUT THAT RACKET YOU BABOONS!" Cranky Kong yelled coming into DK's house, and whacked them all in the head with his stick "Your going to wake Wrinkly up... poor dear was up all night trying to find out who took the bananas... so quiet down!" he said smacking them all with his stick again.
"What's up ya'll?!" Funky asked looking a little burnt as did Chunky Kong who was behind him.
"What happened to you two...?" Dixie asked laughing to see Chunky swaying around dizzily and Funky all ruined and dirty.
"CHUNKY, over here... was a little too happy about flying the plane and when we tried to dodge a seagull in the air, he yanked the stick a little too hard and it came out... so then we ran into the seagull which took off our engine and we fell 20 000 feet from the air and hit the water and then the plane blew up..." Funky replied pulling the joy-stick out of his pocket which was sparking still.
"A-hahahahaha!!!" they all laughed and fell to the ground but then released DK, as he went rampaging through the forest for bananas "DK!!" they yelled as they chased after him after laughing. After half an hour of chasing DK around the whole island they finally caught him and then –POOF- Swanky Kong appeared out of thin air before them
"Aww... it's a family reunion..." he said looking at them "Well anyways, DK, bro, it's your lucky day today... IF you can get these two questions right..." he explained and DK snapped straight
"WhAt'S tHe PrIzE?!" DK demanded
"A couple year's worth of bananas AND a nice banana-shaped rocket to pursue your evil villain who stole all the bananas..." Swanky said with glee
"OKAY!!" DK yelled "WHAT THE QUESTIONS..?!?!"
"Okay... here we go... What... is a... wang...?" Swanky asked staring at the card bizarrely while DK started to blush and whispered (probably the answer) in his ear "THAT is correct!" Swanky yelled "Now question number deux... uhh... how much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood..?"
"That would be... as much as it wants...?" DK asked scratching his head
"NO! Sorry... wrong answer... but! Because your ma bro, I'll give it to you anyways... till next time... this is Swanky's questionnaire!"
"Bro... are you feeling alright..?" DK asked as Swanky was waving to thin air
"Yes! Well... here's your prize..." as a tonne of bananas fell on top of them "And here's the other.." as a shuttle appeared out of thin air as well "Tat a bro..." as he disappeared
"BANANAS!!" as he jumped into the pile eating like mad... and decided after he was done... he'd chase down the one who caused him a month of suffering... that's if... he actually finishes eating...
Kyo: Well... it's that time where the chapter ends now... but never fear... you will not have to wait long again... maybe... cause my reader's block has been destroyed... anywho, tat a! till next time folks!