A/N. Yep, here we go again. I don't owe Dbz or the song yada yada yada. Ow
yes, I really advise you to read the lycris. At least the two last one.
They are so very, very evil -
The perfect revenge
Bulma looked around the room and couldn't help but grin at the thought of her evil plan. The "Yamcha Goes Down" plan. She knew that her friends suspected something, except for Goku since all he did was eating, but for the rest, ow yes they knew. They knew she was up to something and it made things only better. She could feel their eyes on her when she finally made her way to Vegeta. It bothered her to no end that he was the only one that wasn't affected by her mood. It looked like he didn't saw the dangerous glare in her eyes, the glare of revenge. It was like he didn't notice the way she was grinning like he did when he was going to kill his enemy and the worst thing was, he didn't look scared either. Not that she had suspected that but well, she thought that there at least had to be something different but there wasn't. He was just.....Vegeta. When she reached him she let herself fall into the empthy chair beside Vegeta.
"What would you do if your mate, as you seem to call it, betrays you. What kind revenge would you have" she asked him curiously.
"First, my mate wouldn't betray such a perfect mate as me. Secondly, she wouldn't get the change because he would be dead before she could even think about it. Thirdly, she would get herself killed in the progess. Wich means no revenge for me and ow yes woman, this is really none of your business." He snapped at her.
Bulma ignored him and wondered. "How can you kill someone if you don't know if your mate is interested in him?? How do you mean, getting herself killed and please, you may be strong but that doesn't mean your such a perfect mate."
Vegeta shot her a angry glare before answering. "We saiyan males are overprotective and jealous over our mates. Before the mate can socialize with another male, the other male has to be inspected first. Then the male would decide if the other male is a danger or not. And if you're mated, you share a bond with your mate. Going with another male will break the bond and death follows. And I am a perfect mate. I'm strong, smart and have honor. For a saiyan woman that is perfect."
"Whatever" said Bulma, not really interested anymore. Normally she would have jumped to this kind information but she couldn't help herself. She was so very nervous. Her revenge just had to be perfect.
At that moment Yamcha and Marron walked in. Yamcha looked around the room, wondering why everyone was looking at him. Everyone looked so nervous, but why would they be nervous around him? There wasn't going to happen something to him, was it?? What could happen?? He looked beside him and saw Marron smiling to whoever. He signed. She was a nice girl but sometimes he really doubted if she actually had a brain. She looked like she was aware of nothing. Bulma though, Bulma was so much smarter. To smart sometimes. Bulma....maybe she was planning something. He searched the room for her but didn't see her. Then he searched for Vegeta. Sometimes she would try to talk some sense in the bastard, Not that it really worked. Vegeta was and always will be an evil bastard without a heart. He saw Vegeta sitting in a chair in the cornor of the room. Now, there wasn't anything strange on that. The thing that actually worried Yamcha was that Vegeta had an evil glare in his eyes, as if he knew that something was going to happen to him. And where the hell was Bulma?? Suddenly he saw her. She looked around and when her eyes met his, she went straigt towards him. She had a smile on her face like he had never seen before. What was she up to??
"Hi Yamcha, I was just looking for you. Hey, I wanted to thank you again for that song. So, to repay you. I'll sing for you as well. Hang on, I'll bet you'll enjoy it." She gave him a quick kiss on his cheek and walked towards the platform and waved to the dj, as sign for him to start the music. What she sang that night for him, he'll never forget.
Oh oh
oooh
no no no
See I don't know why you crying like a bitch
talking shit like a snitch
why you write a song about me
if you really did care
you wouldn't share Your bed with every girl that feels.
Yamcha gasped in shock. Okay, that wasn't exactly what he had been suspecting. Now he finally understanded why everyone was nervous. He swallowed. This couldn't be good.
Fuck What I do it's your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck don't go crying, you didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ass, I don't want you back.
Fuck What I do it's your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck don't go crying, you didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ass, I don't want you back.
Bulma saw the sock on Yamcha's face. First the disbelief, then the shock and finally, the shame. That was what she had been after. Making him look like a fool, feel like a fool and make him realize, he was a fool. Anger flowed once again trough her viens and with even more enthousiam she sang her song.
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do without you
now you want me to come back
you must be smoking crack
Im going else where and thats a fact
Fuck all those nights I moaned out real loud
fuck it, I faked it, i'll rent you out
fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Fuck all those nights I moaned out real loud
fuck it, I faked it, i'll rent you out
fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Never, never had Vegeta had such a good laugh. He saw the fools shock at the beginning at the song. He had seen shame, disbelief and realization. But that last part...Vegeta thought that his eyes would roll out of the fools head. His head had grown deep crimson, his mouth was hanging wide open and his eyes were like two ping-pong balls with only a little black spot in the middle. He finallt ripped his eyes away from the fool and looked at the woman. He just couldn't miss the rest of the womans song.
You questioned did I care
maybe I would but now not any more
cuz now it's over
but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't swear bad cause I got to go
Fuck What I do it"s your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck don't go crying you didn't mean jack Fuck you, you ass, I don't want you back.
you made me do it
At the end of the song, Vegeta was yet found with a deathly evil smirk on his face. This night couldn't get better. Suddenly he quit smirking and looked at the woman. He saw her walking towards Yamcha, stopping right before him. "Goodbye Yamcha" she said, and then, with all of her power combined she trew her knee in his grotch. Bulma watched in satitfaction as she saw Yamcha crumble to the floor. She then decided that it had been enough and with a quick glare in Marrons direction she turned around to leave. She saw Vegeta, trying to hold his laughter down and walked towards him. Everybody watched in horror as they saw Bulma walking towards Vegeta. She would probably yell at him, screaming that it wasn't funny.
Vegeta saw her coming towards him and tried to stand up. When he finally stood and managed to calm himself she was already waiting for him.
"What is it Vegeta?? Why aren't you laughing anymore?? Why do you think that I made such a fool of Yamcha?? Well?? I'll tell you. I did it so that everybody would be laughing at him, making him feel so stupid as he really is. That's why I did it. So why aren't you laughing?? How more you laugh, how better me revenge." She said smiling to him.
Vegeta stared at her with big eyes. Then he turned around and saw Yamcha. He couldn't help but laughed,hard, only this time, he was not alone.
That was it for this time, but there will be more!! What do you think of Bulma and Vegeta, together on the fair?? Has to be crazy, and it is!! Please r/r!! Gotta know if you like it. Love, kisses, love Evil-Vegeta
The perfect revenge
Bulma looked around the room and couldn't help but grin at the thought of her evil plan. The "Yamcha Goes Down" plan. She knew that her friends suspected something, except for Goku since all he did was eating, but for the rest, ow yes they knew. They knew she was up to something and it made things only better. She could feel their eyes on her when she finally made her way to Vegeta. It bothered her to no end that he was the only one that wasn't affected by her mood. It looked like he didn't saw the dangerous glare in her eyes, the glare of revenge. It was like he didn't notice the way she was grinning like he did when he was going to kill his enemy and the worst thing was, he didn't look scared either. Not that she had suspected that but well, she thought that there at least had to be something different but there wasn't. He was just.....Vegeta. When she reached him she let herself fall into the empthy chair beside Vegeta.
"What would you do if your mate, as you seem to call it, betrays you. What kind revenge would you have" she asked him curiously.
"First, my mate wouldn't betray such a perfect mate as me. Secondly, she wouldn't get the change because he would be dead before she could even think about it. Thirdly, she would get herself killed in the progess. Wich means no revenge for me and ow yes woman, this is really none of your business." He snapped at her.
Bulma ignored him and wondered. "How can you kill someone if you don't know if your mate is interested in him?? How do you mean, getting herself killed and please, you may be strong but that doesn't mean your such a perfect mate."
Vegeta shot her a angry glare before answering. "We saiyan males are overprotective and jealous over our mates. Before the mate can socialize with another male, the other male has to be inspected first. Then the male would decide if the other male is a danger or not. And if you're mated, you share a bond with your mate. Going with another male will break the bond and death follows. And I am a perfect mate. I'm strong, smart and have honor. For a saiyan woman that is perfect."
"Whatever" said Bulma, not really interested anymore. Normally she would have jumped to this kind information but she couldn't help herself. She was so very nervous. Her revenge just had to be perfect.
At that moment Yamcha and Marron walked in. Yamcha looked around the room, wondering why everyone was looking at him. Everyone looked so nervous, but why would they be nervous around him? There wasn't going to happen something to him, was it?? What could happen?? He looked beside him and saw Marron smiling to whoever. He signed. She was a nice girl but sometimes he really doubted if she actually had a brain. She looked like she was aware of nothing. Bulma though, Bulma was so much smarter. To smart sometimes. Bulma....maybe she was planning something. He searched the room for her but didn't see her. Then he searched for Vegeta. Sometimes she would try to talk some sense in the bastard, Not that it really worked. Vegeta was and always will be an evil bastard without a heart. He saw Vegeta sitting in a chair in the cornor of the room. Now, there wasn't anything strange on that. The thing that actually worried Yamcha was that Vegeta had an evil glare in his eyes, as if he knew that something was going to happen to him. And where the hell was Bulma?? Suddenly he saw her. She looked around and when her eyes met his, she went straigt towards him. She had a smile on her face like he had never seen before. What was she up to??
"Hi Yamcha, I was just looking for you. Hey, I wanted to thank you again for that song. So, to repay you. I'll sing for you as well. Hang on, I'll bet you'll enjoy it." She gave him a quick kiss on his cheek and walked towards the platform and waved to the dj, as sign for him to start the music. What she sang that night for him, he'll never forget.
Oh oh
oooh
no no no
See I don't know why you crying like a bitch
talking shit like a snitch
why you write a song about me
if you really did care
you wouldn't share Your bed with every girl that feels.
Yamcha gasped in shock. Okay, that wasn't exactly what he had been suspecting. Now he finally understanded why everyone was nervous. He swallowed. This couldn't be good.
Fuck What I do it's your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck don't go crying, you didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ass, I don't want you back.
Fuck What I do it's your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck don't go crying, you didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ass, I don't want you back.
Bulma saw the sock on Yamcha's face. First the disbelief, then the shock and finally, the shame. That was what she had been after. Making him look like a fool, feel like a fool and make him realize, he was a fool. Anger flowed once again trough her viens and with even more enthousiam she sang her song.
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do without you
now you want me to come back
you must be smoking crack
Im going else where and thats a fact
Fuck all those nights I moaned out real loud
fuck it, I faked it, i'll rent you out
fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Fuck all those nights I moaned out real loud
fuck it, I faked it, i'll rent you out
fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what yo, your sex was wack
Never, never had Vegeta had such a good laugh. He saw the fools shock at the beginning at the song. He had seen shame, disbelief and realization. But that last part...Vegeta thought that his eyes would roll out of the fools head. His head had grown deep crimson, his mouth was hanging wide open and his eyes were like two ping-pong balls with only a little black spot in the middle. He finallt ripped his eyes away from the fool and looked at the woman. He just couldn't miss the rest of the womans song.
You questioned did I care
maybe I would but now not any more
cuz now it's over
but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't swear bad cause I got to go
Fuck What I do it"s your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck don't go crying you didn't mean jack Fuck you, you ass, I don't want you back.
you made me do it
At the end of the song, Vegeta was yet found with a deathly evil smirk on his face. This night couldn't get better. Suddenly he quit smirking and looked at the woman. He saw her walking towards Yamcha, stopping right before him. "Goodbye Yamcha" she said, and then, with all of her power combined she trew her knee in his grotch. Bulma watched in satitfaction as she saw Yamcha crumble to the floor. She then decided that it had been enough and with a quick glare in Marrons direction she turned around to leave. She saw Vegeta, trying to hold his laughter down and walked towards him. Everybody watched in horror as they saw Bulma walking towards Vegeta. She would probably yell at him, screaming that it wasn't funny.
Vegeta saw her coming towards him and tried to stand up. When he finally stood and managed to calm himself she was already waiting for him.
"What is it Vegeta?? Why aren't you laughing anymore?? Why do you think that I made such a fool of Yamcha?? Well?? I'll tell you. I did it so that everybody would be laughing at him, making him feel so stupid as he really is. That's why I did it. So why aren't you laughing?? How more you laugh, how better me revenge." She said smiling to him.
Vegeta stared at her with big eyes. Then he turned around and saw Yamcha. He couldn't help but laughed,hard, only this time, he was not alone.
That was it for this time, but there will be more!! What do you think of Bulma and Vegeta, together on the fair?? Has to be crazy, and it is!! Please r/r!! Gotta know if you like it. Love, kisses, love Evil-Vegeta