At 3:05, in the school of domino high, the last bell rang and the
queue of students outside room 311 filed into the room for the Real World
experience results. Just as the last students came in, Mr. Forsyth came in
and quickly dropped a big pile of papers on the front table. "Good Morning
class, sorry i was late. Well, I'm guessing you all want the results of
the first weeks pick."
"No... yah think?" Bakura muttered to Marik
Mr. Forsyth began handing out folders with the student's names on them. Yugi was the first to receive his and tore the folder to shreds to see his assignment.
On the top it read:
To Mr. Yugi Motou
Kiddie Achademy helper
Week one
The rest of the sheets consisted of location, graphs for time keeping, and other useful tidbits (that's a kewl word)
"Nice pick Yugi!" congratulated Ryou upon seeing his friends luck. Bakura just scoffed and said, "If that's all there is than this class should be a cinch."
Just then, Bakura got his assignment packet;
To Mr. Yami Bakura
Telemarketer at Suckers co.
week one
Confused at the meaning of telemarketer, Bakura turned to Ryou. Ryou quickly defined it with, "A telemarketer is someone who tries to sell items to people over the phone."
"Oh really," said Bakura, scratching his chin in an evil way, "That shouldn't be too hard. HECK! it might even be fun." giving a very evil, pointy-toothed grin.
Marik was the next to receive his results. His packet read;
To Mr. Marik Ishtar
Drive thru speaker for McDonalds
Week one
"Well at least I'm not doing something really stupid."
It took a few moments for Mr. Forsyth to come back and the class was full of shrieking girls, comments, and some kids pleading for a mistake. Mr. Forsyth passed by again and handed out the last three folders.
Yami was the first to get his folder open. It read:
To Mr. Yami Motou
Tour guide for Ishtar museum
Week one
Not sure if this was a good or bad pick, Yami decided to be happy for it was his friend and he could work with something he knew. Bakura decided otherwise. "Who better to talk about the pains and hardships of being royal that the pharaoh"
"Shut-up thief" Yami retorted but began to get the feeling that this would be a long week.
Mr. Forsyth made his final pass by the group and handed Malik and Ryou their envelopes.
Ryou calmly opened his and saw a pretty good surprise.or so he thought.hee hee hee.
To Mr. Ryou Bakura
Vetrinarian assistant
Week one
At the same time, Malik opened his and saw a strange job.
To Mr. Malik Ishtar
Good burger worker
Week one
Marik looked at his Yami's pick, "Strange. I didn't know we had a restaurant by that name."
"I saw that movie once. I think." Malik said
Mr. Forsyth returned to the front of the class and put his hand in the air the quiet down the class. "Now class, please remember to be polite and do what you are told by your employers and keep in mind that you need to serve 8 hours and to have a good report from your boss for a good grade. Class dismissed!!!"
The entire class rushed out of the room to the after-school busses to plan their hours. The YGO gang walked home to get a chance to chat about their discoveries. What they didn't know was the hilarious peril in store for them in the upcoming week.
Tune in next time for the hilariously funny day of bakura dun dun dun. hee hee
Please review and give me some funny telemarketer tricks
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
SM
"No... yah think?" Bakura muttered to Marik
Mr. Forsyth began handing out folders with the student's names on them. Yugi was the first to receive his and tore the folder to shreds to see his assignment.
On the top it read:
To Mr. Yugi Motou
Kiddie Achademy helper
Week one
The rest of the sheets consisted of location, graphs for time keeping, and other useful tidbits (that's a kewl word)
"Nice pick Yugi!" congratulated Ryou upon seeing his friends luck. Bakura just scoffed and said, "If that's all there is than this class should be a cinch."
Just then, Bakura got his assignment packet;
To Mr. Yami Bakura
Telemarketer at Suckers co.
week one
Confused at the meaning of telemarketer, Bakura turned to Ryou. Ryou quickly defined it with, "A telemarketer is someone who tries to sell items to people over the phone."
"Oh really," said Bakura, scratching his chin in an evil way, "That shouldn't be too hard. HECK! it might even be fun." giving a very evil, pointy-toothed grin.
Marik was the next to receive his results. His packet read;
To Mr. Marik Ishtar
Drive thru speaker for McDonalds
Week one
"Well at least I'm not doing something really stupid."
It took a few moments for Mr. Forsyth to come back and the class was full of shrieking girls, comments, and some kids pleading for a mistake. Mr. Forsyth passed by again and handed out the last three folders.
Yami was the first to get his folder open. It read:
To Mr. Yami Motou
Tour guide for Ishtar museum
Week one
Not sure if this was a good or bad pick, Yami decided to be happy for it was his friend and he could work with something he knew. Bakura decided otherwise. "Who better to talk about the pains and hardships of being royal that the pharaoh"
"Shut-up thief" Yami retorted but began to get the feeling that this would be a long week.
Mr. Forsyth made his final pass by the group and handed Malik and Ryou their envelopes.
Ryou calmly opened his and saw a pretty good surprise.or so he thought.hee hee hee.
To Mr. Ryou Bakura
Vetrinarian assistant
Week one
At the same time, Malik opened his and saw a strange job.
To Mr. Malik Ishtar
Good burger worker
Week one
Marik looked at his Yami's pick, "Strange. I didn't know we had a restaurant by that name."
"I saw that movie once. I think." Malik said
Mr. Forsyth returned to the front of the class and put his hand in the air the quiet down the class. "Now class, please remember to be polite and do what you are told by your employers and keep in mind that you need to serve 8 hours and to have a good report from your boss for a good grade. Class dismissed!!!"
The entire class rushed out of the room to the after-school busses to plan their hours. The YGO gang walked home to get a chance to chat about their discoveries. What they didn't know was the hilarious peril in store for them in the upcoming week.
Tune in next time for the hilariously funny day of bakura dun dun dun. hee hee
Please review and give me some funny telemarketer tricks
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
SM