Okay there might be a story following this but for now enjoy my version of Sirius's will.

Being of sound mind and body I, Sirius Black, do depart from my worldly objects. Two ways I might have died come to mind. One, I died on duty, or two I was kissed by a dementor, which is worse than death. If it is the latter hurt/kill who caught/ turned me in. To Harry Potter my godson I leave my flying motorbike. Which is in the care of Hagrid. To Remus my best friend I leave my money in the vault and any clothes he would want that I have. To Albus Dumbledore I leave my house for his uses. To Fred and George Weasley I leave any items in my house they want. My mother's portrait I leave to Severus Snape Permanent Sticking Charm and all.

Sincerely,

Sirius Black (add a paw print here)

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