SM: I back. you thought I left did not you, admit it. Yea that is right well ha I'm back! Now I've decided to move to Bakura and Ryou.please review if u want yaoi, I would be happy to change this chapter of if some people don't want it and some do I could have another version. Also do you want Malik/Marik??? Please all votes count.

Note: This is the same day Yami and Yugi left.

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A Whole New Pair, A Whole New Game:

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, it is now 8:00, time for all you sleepy heads to get out of bed."

It was eight o' clock on a Saturday, the day after the gang got their results for their first week of Real World Experience.

"Ug," was the Ancient Egyptian Tomb Robber's only reply as he went to raise a hand and banish the alarm clock to the shadow realm. Bakura was half tangled in the sheets with only a pair of boxers on. (SM: Mmmmm)

Bakura was just about to send the offending timepiece to the shadow realm in his sleep when a certain white-haired hikari caught his hand and stopped to attack. Still asleep, Bakura just yanked his arm away, and turned to face the wall. Ryou sat on the edge of the bed and proceeded to try to wake the 'dead' asleep tomb robber. "Yami." Ryou gently said. (SM: Ryou and Bakura so far are not lovers, but if you want them to be send that in a review and I will do something, see A/N at the beginning) Bakura just moaned and pulled the covers tighter around him. Ryou shook his head and turned on the bedside light. Bakura just closed his eyes even tighter. "Bakura," Ryou said a little louder, shaking his yami on the arm firmly. No response. Ryou walked to the doorway and yelles, "Yami! Help! The stupid pharaoh is here to steal all your stuff!" Bakura growled and aimed a kick in the general direction of the sound, then covering his head with the pillow. Ryou was glad that he had set his Yami's alarm clock a half- hour early. Determinedly, Ryou walked to the foot of the bed and ripped the sheets off. His Yami just curled up. Ryou, having an evil idea, ran to the bathroom. He opened the closet and set his eyes on the object of his plan. The blue bucket was removed from the closet and placed in the bath, where he began to fill it with freezing cold water. 'This will teach you to short-sheet my bed again' remembering last week. Ryou picked up the bucket and staggered into the bedroom. Ryou stood at the foot of the bed. Then with all his strength he threw the water at his yami.

"HOLY SHIT!!!!!" Bakura yelled as he jumped so high he almost hit the ceiling, clawing at the air. Ryou bucket in hand, just giggled. Ryou stopped giggling when he saw Bakura get 'that look' in his eyes. "Meep," was all Ryou said before he made a mad dash for the bathroom, Bakura in hot pursuit. Ryou made it with a few seconds to spare, slamming the door shut and quickly locking it. Bakura was so close behind he smacked right into the door.

"Ryou come out right now!!!" Bakura yelled at the door, pounding it with his fists. Realizing Ryou was not coming out anytime soon, Bakura stomped off to his room to get dressed. Ryou, hearing his Yami leave, slowly unlocked the door and poked his head out to see if the coast was clear. Confirming his suspicions, Ryou made his way downstairs to start breakfast.

As Ryou was pulling the pans and other materials for breakfast, Bakura finally decided to make an appearance. Showered and clad in a pair of leather pants, Bakura made his way down the stairs. He had a towel over his shoulders and a shirt draped over his arm. His hair lay damp over his shoulders and back.

"Feeling better?" Ryou asked, quickly seeking out his exits, (SM: No Bakura does not beat Ryou in this story).

"Little tired," was Bakura's response, as he made his way to the living room. He clicked on the TV and tuned into the news. Ryou ran upstairs to grab his and his yami's papers and their cell phones. On his way back, he glanced at the difference between their rooms. On the left, his room, the walls were painted white, sun streamed in through the windows, the bed was made and nothing was out of place. On the right, Bakura's room, the walls were painted black with posters of all sorts of things on them.Rock stars, cards, items.the bed looked like Bakura wrestled a bear in it and clothes were strewn all over the floor. Ryou just smiled and continued his way to the kitchen.

Ten minutes later breakfast was cooked and the table was set.

"Bakura" Ryou called and his yami ambled in. "Yami, you do remember that today your starting your job." Bakura nodded as he continued to scarf down his food like Ryou would steal it from him. Ryou passed over Bakura's papers and cell phone. "Later you wanna call the Ishtars and go see a movie?"

"Sure," said Bakura, moving to put his plate in the sink. He then put on his tight black shirt and went to the garage. Ryou was out in a few minutes and together they opened the garage door and backed out Bakura's motorcycle that was black with red flames down the sides. Bakura hopped on, rode out to the road, gave a salute/wave, and sped down out of site.

Ryou walked back into the house to grab his keys, papers for information, and his Kyocera cell phone. He locked the door went to the garage where he then backed his teal blue convertible out of the garage, and into the street and took off down the road.

1000 words exactly, please review

An please tell me your opinion about the yaoi thing