Cyber Chicken: Hey! I got a new chapter up! Even though I only have ONE
REVIEW, it was enough for me. Thanks to Kayla E. (whoever that is) who
wrote that single review!
Chapter Two: The Fall of Mushroom Kingdom
Peach: Mario!? Mario? Does anyone know where Mario went?!
Peach was running through the streets of Mushroom Kingdom, obviously trying to find Mario.
Random Citizen: He went home, my fair princess. A weird boy with a red hat was with him.
Peach: (angry) He shall be killed!
She ran to Mario's house, which he used to share with his brother, Luigi. She entered, screaming her head off.
Peach: Ash! I banished you from the Mushroom Kingdom! Leave, or you will suffer the same fate as the Koopas!
Ash ran screaming out the back door. Mario was sitting at the dinning table, a romantic half-eaten meal in front of him.
Mario: Hungry?
Peach: (sigh) One Mario brother is insane, the other is gay! What happened to a know worries kingdom?
Mario: Nothing lasts forever.
Peach: (Mario's quoting of the last chapter angered her farther) Your brother broke out of the happy little asylum, destroying all the happy little patients and happy little doctors in it!"
Mario: What happened to proper grammar?
A large head appeared out of mid-air.
Cyber Chicken: DO NOT QUESTION ME, MORTALS!
Peach: Yes master! (She knelt on the ground and pressed her face to the floor)
Mario: Master? Noone bosses me around! Except her!
Cyber Chicken: (a sword goes through Mario's head) OBEY ME!
Peach: You idiot! He's the author! The one obsessed with Collective Soul!
Mario immediately fell to the ground. Mario: Great One!
Cyber Chicken leaves.
Peach: Go kill Luigi now Mario!
Mario: No thanks.
Cyber Chicken: Yes, Mario.
Mario: No!
The scene moves to outside the house. A high-pitched scream is heard, and an on-fire Mario is flung out of the room. He rolls until the fire is out.
Mario: Okay, you convinced me, I'll save the world of video games!
Two Hours Later...
Peach and Mario are tied on two tied-together chairs in the remains of the Mushroom Kingdom Castle. Luigi is pacing before them.
Luigi: I can't believe the Kingdom fell so fast. Like cheese through flaming gasoline!
Peach: Actually, that would float.
Luigi: Do not question my need to fit destruction into every sentence! Now you shall both die!
Mario: How? You know video game characters are indestructible.
Luigi: Look around!
Mario did. All of the corpses had portable CD players with head phones. Mario: You didn't!
Luigi: I did! I forced people to listen to modern pop for seven hours straight! On full volume! (laughs a sick, twisted, evil, and insane laugh)
Luigi takes two head phones out of a large black army bag, and fits them to their ears. He also takes one out for himself. He hooked a CD player to both of Peach and Mario's ears. He uses a different one for himself.
Peach: What are you doing?
Luigi: While you are listening to Britney Spears, I will be listening to Collective Soul's Disceplined Breakdown!
Peach: That is the cruelest and most unfair thing I have ever heard.
Mario: (muttering to self) The wrong disc, wrong disc, please please please!
Luigi: I won't have the wrong disc!
Peach and Mario listened to modern pop until there heads blew up, while Luigi listened to Collective Soul.
Cyber Chicken: That's so evil, it makes me shudder, and I thought up of it!
Yay! I finished chapter two! Luigi is eager to conquer more areas. Send a video game empire in with your review. Thanks!
Chapter Two: The Fall of Mushroom Kingdom
Peach: Mario!? Mario? Does anyone know where Mario went?!
Peach was running through the streets of Mushroom Kingdom, obviously trying to find Mario.
Random Citizen: He went home, my fair princess. A weird boy with a red hat was with him.
Peach: (angry) He shall be killed!
She ran to Mario's house, which he used to share with his brother, Luigi. She entered, screaming her head off.
Peach: Ash! I banished you from the Mushroom Kingdom! Leave, or you will suffer the same fate as the Koopas!
Ash ran screaming out the back door. Mario was sitting at the dinning table, a romantic half-eaten meal in front of him.
Mario: Hungry?
Peach: (sigh) One Mario brother is insane, the other is gay! What happened to a know worries kingdom?
Mario: Nothing lasts forever.
Peach: (Mario's quoting of the last chapter angered her farther) Your brother broke out of the happy little asylum, destroying all the happy little patients and happy little doctors in it!"
Mario: What happened to proper grammar?
A large head appeared out of mid-air.
Cyber Chicken: DO NOT QUESTION ME, MORTALS!
Peach: Yes master! (She knelt on the ground and pressed her face to the floor)
Mario: Master? Noone bosses me around! Except her!
Cyber Chicken: (a sword goes through Mario's head) OBEY ME!
Peach: You idiot! He's the author! The one obsessed with Collective Soul!
Mario immediately fell to the ground. Mario: Great One!
Cyber Chicken leaves.
Peach: Go kill Luigi now Mario!
Mario: No thanks.
Cyber Chicken: Yes, Mario.
Mario: No!
The scene moves to outside the house. A high-pitched scream is heard, and an on-fire Mario is flung out of the room. He rolls until the fire is out.
Mario: Okay, you convinced me, I'll save the world of video games!
Two Hours Later...
Peach and Mario are tied on two tied-together chairs in the remains of the Mushroom Kingdom Castle. Luigi is pacing before them.
Luigi: I can't believe the Kingdom fell so fast. Like cheese through flaming gasoline!
Peach: Actually, that would float.
Luigi: Do not question my need to fit destruction into every sentence! Now you shall both die!
Mario: How? You know video game characters are indestructible.
Luigi: Look around!
Mario did. All of the corpses had portable CD players with head phones. Mario: You didn't!
Luigi: I did! I forced people to listen to modern pop for seven hours straight! On full volume! (laughs a sick, twisted, evil, and insane laugh)
Luigi takes two head phones out of a large black army bag, and fits them to their ears. He also takes one out for himself. He hooked a CD player to both of Peach and Mario's ears. He uses a different one for himself.
Peach: What are you doing?
Luigi: While you are listening to Britney Spears, I will be listening to Collective Soul's Disceplined Breakdown!
Peach: That is the cruelest and most unfair thing I have ever heard.
Mario: (muttering to self) The wrong disc, wrong disc, please please please!
Luigi: I won't have the wrong disc!
Peach and Mario listened to modern pop until there heads blew up, while Luigi listened to Collective Soul.
Cyber Chicken: That's so evil, it makes me shudder, and I thought up of it!
Yay! I finished chapter two! Luigi is eager to conquer more areas. Send a video game empire in with your review. Thanks!