Luigi belongs to Nintendo, not me! Star Fox and all the characters within
it, belong again to Nintendo, not me! Cyber Chicken belongs to Cyber
Chicken, not me! Wait...that ain't right...
Thanks to CyberChickenHunter (cough...idiot...cough) for giving me the area that Luigi will conquer next. Enjoy!
Chapter Three: Yay! What I always wished!
Cyber Chicken: Welcome back! Luigi has escaped from his happy little padded cell in the Mushroom Kingdom Asylum, and destroyed the entire Kingdom! Mario and Peach were tortured to death (with modern pop)! Next, near the Inter-Video Game Portal of District 90217, or Meteo of the Lylat System, Luigi appears out of nowhere in a small spacecraft.
Luigi: Isn't it fun computer, destroying things?
Computer: I am not designed to think.
Luigi: (holds up fist threateningly) Think!
Computer:...no.
Luigi: (opens hand, a green flame forms inside) DIEEE!!! (the fire hits the main computer console, warning light flash on)
Recorded message: By the looks of it, your anger caused you to destroy the main computer system.
Luigi: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!! (shoots fireballs in random directions, then stops) What do I do to stop you?
Cyber Chicken: You can't.
Luigi: You again! How come you keep on appearing out of nowhere?
Cyber Chicken: I'm the author, you idiot. There are some drugged cookies over there. Eat them and you'll feel perfectly happily insane.
Luigi: Chocolate chip!
Cyber Chicken: Sometimes I feel pity for him. (disappears)
Luigi: All I need to do is arm the nuclear weapons in the ship, and set a course for the planet, then escape in an escape pod! That would work perfectly, except this ship has no escape pods...I'll just fly it down manually.
Luigi armed the weapons, and directed the ship to Corneria. The ship fell through the atmosphere, and hit the ground. At impact, the powerful nukes exploded, destroying all life on the planet. A few minutes later, Luigi walked out of the little remains of his ship.
Luigi: (falls to the ground and bows) GREAT ONE!!!!!!
Cyber Chicken: What? You weren't supposed to blow your ship to bits!
Luigi: Eh, it works. Anyway, will you manifest your powers and make me a new spacecraft?
Cyber Chicken: (sigh) Cyber Chicken do this, Cyber Chicken do that! You'd think I was a slave or something!
A larger and more luxurious ship appears. Luigi walks into it with a crazed grin on his face. After he leaves the planet, he sees the Great Fox approaching the planet.
Rob 64: The whole planet has been destroyed.
Fox: Well, that sucks.
Falco: No comment here.
Peppy: NO!!! FATHER!!!!!
Slippy: YAY!!! Now that stupid General Pepper won't hire us over and over to do the same mission over and over!
Falco: Never knew you had it in you, Slip. Hey, what's that ship? Let's destroy it!
Fox: Sounds good to me.
A few minutes later, Star Fox were in their Arwings and approaching Luigi's ship.
Luigi: (sarcastically) Oh no! I'm in a giant, defenseless, unarmed ship and Star Fox is after me!
I won't go into details, but eventually Slippy kills the whole team. Slippy and Luigi then team up against the video game universe!
This fic needs more junk in it! Name a video game in your review and I will try to incorporate it into the story. Flames are welcome, then I can throw in a dirty insult at the beginning of the next chapter!
Thanks to CyberChickenHunter (cough...idiot...cough) for giving me the area that Luigi will conquer next. Enjoy!
Chapter Three: Yay! What I always wished!
Cyber Chicken: Welcome back! Luigi has escaped from his happy little padded cell in the Mushroom Kingdom Asylum, and destroyed the entire Kingdom! Mario and Peach were tortured to death (with modern pop)! Next, near the Inter-Video Game Portal of District 90217, or Meteo of the Lylat System, Luigi appears out of nowhere in a small spacecraft.
Luigi: Isn't it fun computer, destroying things?
Computer: I am not designed to think.
Luigi: (holds up fist threateningly) Think!
Computer:...no.
Luigi: (opens hand, a green flame forms inside) DIEEE!!! (the fire hits the main computer console, warning light flash on)
Recorded message: By the looks of it, your anger caused you to destroy the main computer system.
Luigi: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!! (shoots fireballs in random directions, then stops) What do I do to stop you?
Cyber Chicken: You can't.
Luigi: You again! How come you keep on appearing out of nowhere?
Cyber Chicken: I'm the author, you idiot. There are some drugged cookies over there. Eat them and you'll feel perfectly happily insane.
Luigi: Chocolate chip!
Cyber Chicken: Sometimes I feel pity for him. (disappears)
Luigi: All I need to do is arm the nuclear weapons in the ship, and set a course for the planet, then escape in an escape pod! That would work perfectly, except this ship has no escape pods...I'll just fly it down manually.
Luigi armed the weapons, and directed the ship to Corneria. The ship fell through the atmosphere, and hit the ground. At impact, the powerful nukes exploded, destroying all life on the planet. A few minutes later, Luigi walked out of the little remains of his ship.
Luigi: (falls to the ground and bows) GREAT ONE!!!!!!
Cyber Chicken: What? You weren't supposed to blow your ship to bits!
Luigi: Eh, it works. Anyway, will you manifest your powers and make me a new spacecraft?
Cyber Chicken: (sigh) Cyber Chicken do this, Cyber Chicken do that! You'd think I was a slave or something!
A larger and more luxurious ship appears. Luigi walks into it with a crazed grin on his face. After he leaves the planet, he sees the Great Fox approaching the planet.
Rob 64: The whole planet has been destroyed.
Fox: Well, that sucks.
Falco: No comment here.
Peppy: NO!!! FATHER!!!!!
Slippy: YAY!!! Now that stupid General Pepper won't hire us over and over to do the same mission over and over!
Falco: Never knew you had it in you, Slip. Hey, what's that ship? Let's destroy it!
Fox: Sounds good to me.
A few minutes later, Star Fox were in their Arwings and approaching Luigi's ship.
Luigi: (sarcastically) Oh no! I'm in a giant, defenseless, unarmed ship and Star Fox is after me!
I won't go into details, but eventually Slippy kills the whole team. Slippy and Luigi then team up against the video game universe!
This fic needs more junk in it! Name a video game in your review and I will try to incorporate it into the story. Flames are welcome, then I can throw in a dirty insult at the beginning of the next chapter!