(disclaimer) Cyber Chicken: Hi. It's me again. This chapter is somewhat
pointless. I have never played Pikman, nor do I plan on it. I don't know
who owns Pikman, but I know I don't. Again, I don't want to. I don't own
Nintendo, but I want to. I think Pikman is one of the most disturbing
games ever made, that is why they shall all DIE!!! I kind of need to
"shrink" if you know what I mean, hehe.
Chapter Four: "Why Won't They Die?!"
Luigi: (in huge luxury spacecraft) Well, things couldn't have gone better if I'd planned it myself.
Robot: Sir, you did.
Luigi: You would defy the AUTHOR!
Robot: It is my pre-ordained purpose sir. (Cyber Chicken appears and hacks robot to bits)
Luigi: Why did you randomly appear and hack my robot to bits?
Cyber Chicken: Killing things relieves your stress, you should try it. (vanishes)
Luigi: Sounds good. There's an inhabitable planet over there! (Luigi pulls the ship into orbit, he goes down onto the surface in a smaller shuttle steps out) Whoa! What are all these little things with lights on their heads?
Pikman: (what noises do Pikman make)
Luigi: Well, time to go into an insane rage of killing. (Luigi stomped on their heads, pounding them into the ground; the stupid little things popped back out and started stupidly walking in random directions) What the heck are these things? (Luigi dashes into his ship and retrieves a sword) This will do the trick! (he then ran out and hacked several of them to bits. The bits then formed into mini Pikmans. He than said in a happy, insane voice): Now I'm angry!
Pikman: (sounds of humor)
Luigi: (steps out with a huge flamethrower, cackles insanly as he burns the crap out of the Pikmans in the general area) There's no way I'll be able to kill them all...(Luigi flies back up to the large ship, he activates a weapon which blows the pathetic little planet to bits) There's no way there's going to be a sequel now! (starts singing to tune of Collective Soul's Why Part 2)
In the air, I'm smelling your ashes,
Because I blowed the crap out of yous.
I know that didn't rhyme, I don't care.
For you are dead now, it may seem not fair.
So tell me why! You had to be annoying?
Tell me why! I felt like destroying?
Yeah you're dead, I'm fed
Up with your annoyingness.
So tell me why! You had to be annoying?!?!?!?!!
Chapter Four: "Why Won't They Die?!"
Luigi: (in huge luxury spacecraft) Well, things couldn't have gone better if I'd planned it myself.
Robot: Sir, you did.
Luigi: You would defy the AUTHOR!
Robot: It is my pre-ordained purpose sir. (Cyber Chicken appears and hacks robot to bits)
Luigi: Why did you randomly appear and hack my robot to bits?
Cyber Chicken: Killing things relieves your stress, you should try it. (vanishes)
Luigi: Sounds good. There's an inhabitable planet over there! (Luigi pulls the ship into orbit, he goes down onto the surface in a smaller shuttle steps out) Whoa! What are all these little things with lights on their heads?
Pikman: (what noises do Pikman make)
Luigi: Well, time to go into an insane rage of killing. (Luigi stomped on their heads, pounding them into the ground; the stupid little things popped back out and started stupidly walking in random directions) What the heck are these things? (Luigi dashes into his ship and retrieves a sword) This will do the trick! (he then ran out and hacked several of them to bits. The bits then formed into mini Pikmans. He than said in a happy, insane voice): Now I'm angry!
Pikman: (sounds of humor)
Luigi: (steps out with a huge flamethrower, cackles insanly as he burns the crap out of the Pikmans in the general area) There's no way I'll be able to kill them all...(Luigi flies back up to the large ship, he activates a weapon which blows the pathetic little planet to bits) There's no way there's going to be a sequel now! (starts singing to tune of Collective Soul's Why Part 2)
In the air, I'm smelling your ashes,
Because I blowed the crap out of yous.
I know that didn't rhyme, I don't care.
For you are dead now, it may seem not fair.
So tell me why! You had to be annoying?
Tell me why! I felt like destroying?
Yeah you're dead, I'm fed
Up with your annoyingness.
So tell me why! You had to be annoying?!?!?!?!!