(disclaimer) cchicken: Out of request, this chapter is the destruction of the Kirby universe. Personally I really like the Kirby games. High quality kick crap stuff, really. But it's a good idea. Again I am not the CEO of Nintendo. I don't own crap in this fanfic. Except me. I'm mine.
Luigi Goes Berserk
Chapter 5: Hi-ahiiiiii!!!!!
Luigi, supreme insane guy in this side of reality, was walking in the Dimensional Forest. Yep, jus wandering around, hoping he would be sucked into another Dimension so he can destroy it.
Luigi: Another beautiful day in the state of insanity…(walks towards a hole in a ground) That's a rather large hole in the ground, probably a portal. Allyoop!
Luigi has entered another game's reality, and may the residents beware!!!
Kirby: Hi-ahiiiiiii!!!!!
Luigi: Oh, my head…
Luigi had landed in the Kirby Realm, more specifically Pop Star. More specifically landed on his head in the Kirby Realm, more specifically Pop Star.
Kirby: You okaaayyyy sirrrrr?
Luigi: What the hell are you?
Kirby: (?) I don't know.
Luigi: What do you mean you don't know?
Kirby: I was never told…(bursts into tears)…Nobody knows what I am…I don't know either…I don't even know how I crap!! (indistinguishable complaining)
Luigi: That's it, I'm gonna blow your planet to bits!!!!! (muttering under breath) FIRE 6!!!!! (the ground started shaking) Have fun, you poor excuse for a universe!
Luigi grabbed a warp star and zoomed off, not realizing that Kirby attached him/her/itself to the bottom of the star. Pop Star, which is actually a planet, glowed with intense flames. It exploded with a jolt which knocked the warp star's occupant(s) unconscious.
Luigi awoke: Where the hell am I?
He was still in the cutesy Kirby environment. Those of you who have played Kirby before know exactly where he is.
Kirby: You're in Dreamworld, you JERK!!!
Kirby inhaled a plasma whisp nearby. He squished himself up, and suddenly he had a glowy hat. He put his stubs over his head.
Kirby: Bolt 4!!! (I've been playing to much Final Fantasy)
Luigi was struck directly by a large bolt, suddening him flying back into a nearby city, smashing it over.
Random Citizen: You idiot! A couple hundred people live there! Or used to!
Kirby: Whoops, my bad. Should have watched out for that huh?
The city blew apart in a large explosion, leaving a gigantic crater. A flashing orb of electricity floated out of it.
Luigi: insane laughing YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BALL OF RADIOACTIVE GOO!!!!!! I'M FINISHED WITH YOUR PATHETIC, CUTSEY REALM! DIE YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR LIVING MATTER!
Luigi blasted many planetary devestation blasts, with frenzied laughter, at the nearby area.
Luigi: He couldn't possibly have survived that...no precious, he couldn't...oh, I wanted a friend...you have no friends, noone likes you...Master like's me, Master's my friend, wait...you have no friends Smeagol...Smeagol? You're way off...damn I'm bad at this skitzefrenia thing aren't I? You're not even a hobbit! See ya...bye, whoever.
Cyber Chicken: The next chapter will involve Sonic the Hegdehog and that random junk.
Random Citizen 2: How does he get there?
Cyber Chicken: Uh.......be gone, worthless scum! citizen vanishes Plotholes are bad. bangs head against screen bad...bang...bad...bang...bad...
P.S.: The Gullom tie-in and plothole stuff are a direct result of reading Bob and George
(click first comic, it'll be for you're own good)
Luigi Goes Berserk
Chapter 5: Hi-ahiiiiii!!!!!
Luigi, supreme insane guy in this side of reality, was walking in the Dimensional Forest. Yep, jus wandering around, hoping he would be sucked into another Dimension so he can destroy it.
Luigi: Another beautiful day in the state of insanity…(walks towards a hole in a ground) That's a rather large hole in the ground, probably a portal. Allyoop!
Luigi has entered another game's reality, and may the residents beware!!!
Kirby: Hi-ahiiiiiii!!!!!
Luigi: Oh, my head…
Luigi had landed in the Kirby Realm, more specifically Pop Star. More specifically landed on his head in the Kirby Realm, more specifically Pop Star.
Kirby: You okaaayyyy sirrrrr?
Luigi: What the hell are you?
Kirby: (?) I don't know.
Luigi: What do you mean you don't know?
Kirby: I was never told…(bursts into tears)…Nobody knows what I am…I don't know either…I don't even know how I crap!! (indistinguishable complaining)
Luigi: That's it, I'm gonna blow your planet to bits!!!!! (muttering under breath) FIRE 6!!!!! (the ground started shaking) Have fun, you poor excuse for a universe!
Luigi grabbed a warp star and zoomed off, not realizing that Kirby attached him/her/itself to the bottom of the star. Pop Star, which is actually a planet, glowed with intense flames. It exploded with a jolt which knocked the warp star's occupant(s) unconscious.
Luigi awoke: Where the hell am I?
He was still in the cutesy Kirby environment. Those of you who have played Kirby before know exactly where he is.
Kirby: You're in Dreamworld, you JERK!!!
Kirby inhaled a plasma whisp nearby. He squished himself up, and suddenly he had a glowy hat. He put his stubs over his head.
Kirby: Bolt 4!!! (I've been playing to much Final Fantasy)
Luigi was struck directly by a large bolt, suddening him flying back into a nearby city, smashing it over.
Random Citizen: You idiot! A couple hundred people live there! Or used to!
Kirby: Whoops, my bad. Should have watched out for that huh?
The city blew apart in a large explosion, leaving a gigantic crater. A flashing orb of electricity floated out of it.
Luigi: insane laughing YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BALL OF RADIOACTIVE GOO!!!!!! I'M FINISHED WITH YOUR PATHETIC, CUTSEY REALM! DIE YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR LIVING MATTER!
Luigi blasted many planetary devestation blasts, with frenzied laughter, at the nearby area.
Luigi: He couldn't possibly have survived that...no precious, he couldn't...oh, I wanted a friend...you have no friends, noone likes you...Master like's me, Master's my friend, wait...you have no friends Smeagol...Smeagol? You're way off...damn I'm bad at this skitzefrenia thing aren't I? You're not even a hobbit! See ya...bye, whoever.
Cyber Chicken: The next chapter will involve Sonic the Hegdehog and that random junk.
Random Citizen 2: How does he get there?
Cyber Chicken: Uh.......be gone, worthless scum! citizen vanishes Plotholes are bad. bangs head against screen bad...bang...bad...bang...bad...
P.S.: The Gullom tie-in and plothole stuff are a direct result of reading Bob and George
(click first comic, it'll be for you're own good)