Yu-gi-odd Parents!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Fairly Odd Parents. However, I do own Yu-gi-odd Parents!

Phoenix: And yet another humor fic created by me! It is a crossover(well,not really) with Yugioh/Fairly Odd Parents. Timmy is in it but not with Cosmo and Wanda, because well.... they are Yugis godparents now! Mwahahaha!!!!!!

Summary: Along with having a yami, his protector, he gets Fairy god parents! They are always spending time with Yugi and giving everything he needs and wants, and Yami feels like there is no place for him in Yugi's friendship anymore. So, he goes back to Ancient Egypt.

Phoenix: That is the full sized summary, but the one on the site does not give much so I put it better... so, on with it!

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Chapter 1: Cosmo and Wanda

Yugi Muto was sitting on his bed, looking out at the rain pouring down on the streets of Domino City. Yami had gone out with Chiharu and Joey and Tristan were who knows where and Tea was out with Ryou at some place he didn't know. They weren't on a date because Yugi and Tea were together and plus the fact that Ryou was so shy.

Yugi sighed to himself. Grandpa was running an errand and wouldn't be back for a few hours. He got out his duel monsters deck and shuffled through it, thinking of the memories.

Suddenly, he felt rather tired, and put his deck away. He got into bed and went to sleep.

HOURS LATER......

Yugi woke up to hear yelling down in the living room. Was Grandpa home all ready? Did Yami mess something up in the kitchen? He walked down to the living room, and almost fainted at the bottom of the stairs. There were two, er.... fairies yelling at each other. One was a woman and the other was a... non-so-smart-man. The woman had pink hair and wore a t-shirt and pants and the other had green hair and wore pants and a shirt. They were 10x smaller than Yugi was but then he realized that he wasn't the only small thing in the world.

"How did we get here, Cosmo?!"the girl asked the boy, yelling.

"I dunno! It's not like I'm the smart one or anything, Waaaaaaaanda!!"he yelled.

Well, he found out their names at least.

"Um.... if I may interrupt.......?"Yugi asked quietly as Cosmo and Wanda looked at him. 'Is this the kid? Hey, he's small! Cool! I think... hey, what's small?'Cosmo thought. 'So this is the kid, hm? Maybe he is better than Timmy.... ah!'Wanda thought, scratching her head nervously.

"Who are you? How come you can 'fly'?"Yugi asked.

"We're fairies!"Cosmo exclaimed, looking at Yugi confused.

"How did you get here?"Yugi asked.

Cosmo and Wanda shrugged their shoulders in confusion.

"I dunno. We were just talkin and then BOOM! We're nowhere!"Cosmo yelled.

"This is NOT nowheresville!"Yugi cried.

"It isn't? And I was looking forward to going there!"Cosmo wailed hysterically.

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"I think something is up with Yugi,"Yami said, barely touching his food at his dinner plate. His aibou's soul room was locked and he could not get in. How was that possible? He had always been able to get into Yugi's mind before, but now he couldn't? It didn't make sense to him.

"How come, Yami?"Chiharu asked, looking worried at Yami. He had been some sort of trance ever since their date began.

"I can not get into my aibou's soul room...."he replied as Chiharu's eyes widened.

"Why don't we finish off our meal and go home to check on him, ok?"

Yami nodded and the rest of their meal was eaten in silence.

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"Gah! Where are we? This isn't our house!"Mr. Turner exclaimed.

"Who knows where we are?"Mrs. Turner asked.

"Hey, speaking of which, did you hear about that place called nowheresville? Do you think this is it, honey?"

"I don't know, dear. Let's go check!"

"My kind of checking!"

To be continued..........