**Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, okay! So stop asking! (claws at
hair) There are voises in my head! Get them out! (bangs head on the floor
[have you ever seen A Duel With An Extreme Moment? You know how Soujirou
goes nuts and bangs his head on the floor? Exactly] back to normal) ok, I'm
feeling better now. Just go on and read the story.
The Gensai Girls Ask Another Question
The Gensai Grils are at the dojo again, ready with another question. They first apporach Kenshin, who is (as usual) bent over some laundry. Kenshin: Hello, Ayame and Suzume.
Girls: Uncle Ken, what's the difference between girls and boys?
Kenshin: Oro!?! (he falls into the laundry bucket)
Ayame: Are you alright, Uncle Kenny?
Suzume: You alwight?
Kenshin: (pulls himself out of the bucket. he is covered with bubbles and some clothes are still on his head. The girls laugh and point as he takes the them out of his hair) Yes, I'm fine now. Uhhh, why don't you ask Miss Kaoru?
Girls: Okay! They go see Kaoru, who is carefully adding vegetables to some miso soup. Yahiko is nearby, sweeping the ground. Ayame: Auntie Kaoru, what are you making?
Yahiko: Well, it's supposed to be miso soup, but Kaoru can only make mush.
Kaoru: Yahiko! (she hits him on the head with an extremely large daikon) Don't be rude to your master.
Yahiko: What master? I don't see any master here. (Kaoru, at this point, looks ready to kill)
Kaoru: I just want to hug you, right around your little neck, and squeeze tighter, and tighter...
Ayame: We have a question.
Suzume: Yeah, a question.
Kaoru: (back to normal) Ok, what is it?
Girls: What's the differece between girls and boys?
Kaoru: (hesitates) Well, Yahiko, let's put your smart mouth to the test. Let's hear your answer.
Yahiko: Uhhh, well, (Kaoru snickers) Hey! They asked you, Kaoru, not me!
Girls: Yahiko, what's the difference between girls and boys?
Kaoru: Well, they asked you now.
Yahiko: Why me! Say, why don't you ask Sanosuke?
Girls: Okay. (after they left the two arguing) I hope he can answer the question. No one ever answers our questions. They search around the dojo until they find Sanosuke. He is sleeping under a tree. Ayame and Suzume walk around, trying to figure out how to wake him up. Ayame gets a stick and starts to poke his arm. Suzume, who can't find a stick, finds another, more effective way to wake him up. She walks in between his legs and kicks, very, very hard, since it's always so hard to wake him up. Little did she know how well it would work. The girls jump away and hide behind the tree, because Sano screams and bends over in excruciating pain, his face redder than Kenshin's hair. Suzume: (nervously) I'm sorry, Uncle Sano. (Sano squeals)
Ayame: Are you alright?
Suzume: You alwight? Sano only rolls over and howls. The girls hide far away until he is somewhat recovered. That's when they, cautiously approach him. Suzume: I'm sorry Uncle Sano.
Sano: It's alright, I guess. But it still stings.
Ayame: What's the difference between girls and boys?
Sano: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it right there. I just recovered from something that could have killed me and already you're asking questions I can't answer?
Suzume: You can't answer it? (her face turns red and she starts to cry)
Sano: Hey, don't cry. I was just joking. I'll answer the question.
Suzume: (happier) Okay!
Sano: Now, can you remind me what the question is?
Girls: What's the difference between girls and boys?
Sano: Well... (Dr. Gensai approaches) Save by the doctor again!
Dr. Gensai: Come on girls, it's time to go. You don't want to bother Sanosuke, now do you?
Ayame: But he was about to answer a question!
Suzume: Yeah, a question.
Dr. Gensai: Well, how about this. If we go home and you two are very good for the rest of the day, I'll answer your question.
Girls: Okay! They three go home, leaving the Kenshin-gumi very relieved.
**A/N: first, gomen nasai for that little outbreak up there. It was just something that needed to be done. I actually didn't go nuts and bang my head on the floor (i was born nuts). Well, how do you like the sequel? I was laughing thinking of the Idea, and I hope you laughed too. Sorry for hurting sano so badly in both stories, but it was an idea I couldn't let go of. If anyone has more unanswerable questions that little kids ask that you would like me to write about, or if you just have new ways to torture sano, please review. i prefer to write romance or romantic comedies, so this was a little different for me. Arigatou to everyone who read my works and to anyone who's reviewed my stories! @_@x
The Gensai Girls Ask Another Question
The Gensai Grils are at the dojo again, ready with another question. They first apporach Kenshin, who is (as usual) bent over some laundry. Kenshin: Hello, Ayame and Suzume.
Girls: Uncle Ken, what's the difference between girls and boys?
Kenshin: Oro!?! (he falls into the laundry bucket)
Ayame: Are you alright, Uncle Kenny?
Suzume: You alwight?
Kenshin: (pulls himself out of the bucket. he is covered with bubbles and some clothes are still on his head. The girls laugh and point as he takes the them out of his hair) Yes, I'm fine now. Uhhh, why don't you ask Miss Kaoru?
Girls: Okay! They go see Kaoru, who is carefully adding vegetables to some miso soup. Yahiko is nearby, sweeping the ground. Ayame: Auntie Kaoru, what are you making?
Yahiko: Well, it's supposed to be miso soup, but Kaoru can only make mush.
Kaoru: Yahiko! (she hits him on the head with an extremely large daikon) Don't be rude to your master.
Yahiko: What master? I don't see any master here. (Kaoru, at this point, looks ready to kill)
Kaoru: I just want to hug you, right around your little neck, and squeeze tighter, and tighter...
Ayame: We have a question.
Suzume: Yeah, a question.
Kaoru: (back to normal) Ok, what is it?
Girls: What's the differece between girls and boys?
Kaoru: (hesitates) Well, Yahiko, let's put your smart mouth to the test. Let's hear your answer.
Yahiko: Uhhh, well, (Kaoru snickers) Hey! They asked you, Kaoru, not me!
Girls: Yahiko, what's the difference between girls and boys?
Kaoru: Well, they asked you now.
Yahiko: Why me! Say, why don't you ask Sanosuke?
Girls: Okay. (after they left the two arguing) I hope he can answer the question. No one ever answers our questions. They search around the dojo until they find Sanosuke. He is sleeping under a tree. Ayame and Suzume walk around, trying to figure out how to wake him up. Ayame gets a stick and starts to poke his arm. Suzume, who can't find a stick, finds another, more effective way to wake him up. She walks in between his legs and kicks, very, very hard, since it's always so hard to wake him up. Little did she know how well it would work. The girls jump away and hide behind the tree, because Sano screams and bends over in excruciating pain, his face redder than Kenshin's hair. Suzume: (nervously) I'm sorry, Uncle Sano. (Sano squeals)
Ayame: Are you alright?
Suzume: You alwight? Sano only rolls over and howls. The girls hide far away until he is somewhat recovered. That's when they, cautiously approach him. Suzume: I'm sorry Uncle Sano.
Sano: It's alright, I guess. But it still stings.
Ayame: What's the difference between girls and boys?
Sano: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it right there. I just recovered from something that could have killed me and already you're asking questions I can't answer?
Suzume: You can't answer it? (her face turns red and she starts to cry)
Sano: Hey, don't cry. I was just joking. I'll answer the question.
Suzume: (happier) Okay!
Sano: Now, can you remind me what the question is?
Girls: What's the difference between girls and boys?
Sano: Well... (Dr. Gensai approaches) Save by the doctor again!
Dr. Gensai: Come on girls, it's time to go. You don't want to bother Sanosuke, now do you?
Ayame: But he was about to answer a question!
Suzume: Yeah, a question.
Dr. Gensai: Well, how about this. If we go home and you two are very good for the rest of the day, I'll answer your question.
Girls: Okay! They three go home, leaving the Kenshin-gumi very relieved.
**A/N: first, gomen nasai for that little outbreak up there. It was just something that needed to be done. I actually didn't go nuts and bang my head on the floor (i was born nuts). Well, how do you like the sequel? I was laughing thinking of the Idea, and I hope you laughed too. Sorry for hurting sano so badly in both stories, but it was an idea I couldn't let go of. If anyone has more unanswerable questions that little kids ask that you would like me to write about, or if you just have new ways to torture sano, please review. i prefer to write romance or romantic comedies, so this was a little different for me. Arigatou to everyone who read my works and to anyone who's reviewed my stories! @_@x