**Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, meaning I do not own the
adorable Gensai Girls who are the center of this fic. And give credit to
kagome-chan1234567890 for suggesting the question, which you can read in
the author's note at the bottom.
The Gensai Girls Have A Third Question
The dojo is peaceful (for once) and all is silent. Well, silent except for some hushed whispers in the corner. The group in the corner consisted of Sanosuke, Yahiko, and, of course, the Gensai Girls.
Yahiko: (trying to speak quietly) You know what to do?
Girls: Right!
Sano: Not so loud! And don't forget my part of it too, okay?
Girls: Okay!
They first go to Kenshin, who is yet again, doing laundry.
Ayame: Uncle Kenny, we have a question! Will you answer?
Kenshin: (thinks) Oh no, not another one. I hope this isn't as bad as before. (out loud) Of course, what is it?
Girls: Why are Auntie Kaoru and Auntie Megumi so mad at everyone every month?
This causes Kenshin to fall into his laundry bucket again, oro-ing like mad. His oro-ing has caused large amounts of bubbles to form, which quickly engulfed him in a matter of seconds. Sensing something was wrong, the girls decide to help. They latch on to his bright red ponytail and pulled as hard as possible. He did pop (a/n: pop? where did that come from?) out, still oro-ing and swirly-eyed. The girls give up on him, since he isn't responding to anything at all. They find Kaoru and Megumi sharing tea and enjoying themselves, a rare sight.
Girls: Hello Auntie Megumi and Auntie Kaoru!
Megumi: Hello girls. Is there something you need?
Ayame: Yes, we have a question.
Suzume:Yeah, question!
Ayame: We tried to ask Uncle Kenny, but he never answered. He just kept making that funny noise.
Suzume: (giggles) Funny noise, funny noise! (she tries to imitate Kenshin's "oro" but didn't do very well. Luckily, Kaoru and Megumi understood)
Kaoru: Well, maybe that's not something he can answer. What's the question? Maybe we can answer.
Girls: Ok! Why are both of you so mad at everyone every month? (Kaoru and Megumi only smile)
Kaoru: I knew I would have to tell them about this sometime, but I never thought they'd find an interest in that at this age.
Megumi: Yes, I know, but they are smart girls you know.
Kaoru: That's true, but they just grow up so fast. (she wipes away a tear, throughout this conversation, the girls are very puzzled)
Megumi: Kaoru, get a grip! They're going through a very important phase right now, and we can't have you losing it! (to the girls) Girls, there's something very important we have to talk to you about. Let's go here.
She leads the girls to Kaoru's room and Kaoru follows. They shut the door and are not seen again for a very long time. Now they finally come out)
Megumi: And that's all you need to know right now.
Girls: Okay! Now we can tell them the answer!
Kaoru: Tell who the answer?
Girls: Uncle Sano and Yahiko.
Megumi: (eye twitches) Oh, so it was them, was it?
Kaoru: (also very mad, but concealing it for the girls' sake) Why don't you girls run along home now. Kenshin can walk you home.
Girls: Ok!
Kenshin leads the girls outside, still muttering oro-s under his breath. Meanwhile, Kaoru, bokken in hand, and Megumi, armed with her medicine chest, stalk Sano and Yahiko.
Megumi: Hello boys.
Kaoru: I think there's something that the four of us should talk about right now.
Sano: (still scared, whispers to Yahiko) Man, talk about "that time of the month!"
Megumi (very angry, fox appears behind her, which means business) I HEARD THAT SAGARA!!!
Kaoru: (raccoon behind her, evil will take place) YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!
The women, animal sidekicks behind them with a background of flames, glare at the two cowards. The glare they gave them would have outmatched Jin'eh's Shino-ipo (1) by a thousand; it would have sent chills down Aoshi's spine; it would have interrupted Saitou as he recited his motto. The foundations shook as the women pounded them mercilessly. Kenshin was spared by all of this as he walked the little girls home with Dr. Gensai, who met them on the road. On the way, Suzume asked a question.
Suzume: What's Auntie Kaoru and Auntie Megumi gonna talk to Uncle Sano and Yahiko about?
Kenshin just oro-ed more, if that was even possible.
**A/N: Hope you like it! the original question was "What makes Auntie Kaoru so mean every month?" (read it on the review page) from kagome- chan1234567890, and from that spawned (yes, spawned) this fic. I decided to include megumi in this one, since it would have been funnier and it would have given her a reason to beat up sano (sorry sano fans, it's just fun to torture him) well, the girls innocently follow the guys' plot, and they had to pay. Besides, it's not a comedy for me until someone gets hurt. The next chapter will come soon. And I promise you, it will be funny. I'm trying to finish the next part of Butterflies and Fireflies, so pls don't get mad if I don't update as soon as you would like. Pls review! Arigatou to kagome-chan1234567890's suggestion, to Kitsune-Onna19 for helping come up with some of this, to all of you who read and reviewed the previous chapters, and to everyone who read through this fic and all of my useless rambling.
(1) Shino-ipo: I dunno how to spel that, pls forgive me. If you don't remember, Jin'eh is the guy that uses this attack. It's a sort of ki(spirit) attack, where the victim is frozen with terror. The attack is very effective, but can be broken with someone who has a very strong swordman's spirit (like Kenshin when he broke through) in this, the women use their own, more effective version of this attack
The Gensai Girls Have A Third Question
The dojo is peaceful (for once) and all is silent. Well, silent except for some hushed whispers in the corner. The group in the corner consisted of Sanosuke, Yahiko, and, of course, the Gensai Girls.
Yahiko: (trying to speak quietly) You know what to do?
Girls: Right!
Sano: Not so loud! And don't forget my part of it too, okay?
Girls: Okay!
They first go to Kenshin, who is yet again, doing laundry.
Ayame: Uncle Kenny, we have a question! Will you answer?
Kenshin: (thinks) Oh no, not another one. I hope this isn't as bad as before. (out loud) Of course, what is it?
Girls: Why are Auntie Kaoru and Auntie Megumi so mad at everyone every month?
This causes Kenshin to fall into his laundry bucket again, oro-ing like mad. His oro-ing has caused large amounts of bubbles to form, which quickly engulfed him in a matter of seconds. Sensing something was wrong, the girls decide to help. They latch on to his bright red ponytail and pulled as hard as possible. He did pop (a/n: pop? where did that come from?) out, still oro-ing and swirly-eyed. The girls give up on him, since he isn't responding to anything at all. They find Kaoru and Megumi sharing tea and enjoying themselves, a rare sight.
Girls: Hello Auntie Megumi and Auntie Kaoru!
Megumi: Hello girls. Is there something you need?
Ayame: Yes, we have a question.
Suzume:Yeah, question!
Ayame: We tried to ask Uncle Kenny, but he never answered. He just kept making that funny noise.
Suzume: (giggles) Funny noise, funny noise! (she tries to imitate Kenshin's "oro" but didn't do very well. Luckily, Kaoru and Megumi understood)
Kaoru: Well, maybe that's not something he can answer. What's the question? Maybe we can answer.
Girls: Ok! Why are both of you so mad at everyone every month? (Kaoru and Megumi only smile)
Kaoru: I knew I would have to tell them about this sometime, but I never thought they'd find an interest in that at this age.
Megumi: Yes, I know, but they are smart girls you know.
Kaoru: That's true, but they just grow up so fast. (she wipes away a tear, throughout this conversation, the girls are very puzzled)
Megumi: Kaoru, get a grip! They're going through a very important phase right now, and we can't have you losing it! (to the girls) Girls, there's something very important we have to talk to you about. Let's go here.
She leads the girls to Kaoru's room and Kaoru follows. They shut the door and are not seen again for a very long time. Now they finally come out)
Megumi: And that's all you need to know right now.
Girls: Okay! Now we can tell them the answer!
Kaoru: Tell who the answer?
Girls: Uncle Sano and Yahiko.
Megumi: (eye twitches) Oh, so it was them, was it?
Kaoru: (also very mad, but concealing it for the girls' sake) Why don't you girls run along home now. Kenshin can walk you home.
Girls: Ok!
Kenshin leads the girls outside, still muttering oro-s under his breath. Meanwhile, Kaoru, bokken in hand, and Megumi, armed with her medicine chest, stalk Sano and Yahiko.
Megumi: Hello boys.
Kaoru: I think there's something that the four of us should talk about right now.
Sano: (still scared, whispers to Yahiko) Man, talk about "that time of the month!"
Megumi (very angry, fox appears behind her, which means business) I HEARD THAT SAGARA!!!
Kaoru: (raccoon behind her, evil will take place) YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!
The women, animal sidekicks behind them with a background of flames, glare at the two cowards. The glare they gave them would have outmatched Jin'eh's Shino-ipo (1) by a thousand; it would have sent chills down Aoshi's spine; it would have interrupted Saitou as he recited his motto. The foundations shook as the women pounded them mercilessly. Kenshin was spared by all of this as he walked the little girls home with Dr. Gensai, who met them on the road. On the way, Suzume asked a question.
Suzume: What's Auntie Kaoru and Auntie Megumi gonna talk to Uncle Sano and Yahiko about?
Kenshin just oro-ed more, if that was even possible.
**A/N: Hope you like it! the original question was "What makes Auntie Kaoru so mean every month?" (read it on the review page) from kagome- chan1234567890, and from that spawned (yes, spawned) this fic. I decided to include megumi in this one, since it would have been funnier and it would have given her a reason to beat up sano (sorry sano fans, it's just fun to torture him) well, the girls innocently follow the guys' plot, and they had to pay. Besides, it's not a comedy for me until someone gets hurt. The next chapter will come soon. And I promise you, it will be funny. I'm trying to finish the next part of Butterflies and Fireflies, so pls don't get mad if I don't update as soon as you would like. Pls review! Arigatou to kagome-chan1234567890's suggestion, to Kitsune-Onna19 for helping come up with some of this, to all of you who read and reviewed the previous chapters, and to everyone who read through this fic and all of my useless rambling.
(1) Shino-ipo: I dunno how to spel that, pls forgive me. If you don't remember, Jin'eh is the guy that uses this attack. It's a sort of ki(spirit) attack, where the victim is frozen with terror. The attack is very effective, but can be broken with someone who has a very strong swordman's spirit (like Kenshin when he broke through) in this, the women use their own, more effective version of this attack