** Ayame and Suzume don't belong to me. Neither does Rurouni Kenshin. I
just like to put them in hilarious situations.
*Note: Thanks to Kitsune-Onna19 and kagome-chan1234567890 for helping! Read more in A/N at the bottom of the page.
The Gensai Girls Have a... Painful Question
Dr. Gensai had dropped of the girls at the dojo. He needed quiet in the clinic, and having the girls there didn't really help it. Megumi also came for a break. Sanosuke was sleeping under a tree as usual. Kenshin had no more chores to do (a/n: amazing!) so he just sat on the porch drinking tea. Kaoru sat beside him, and that's how the girls found them.
Girls: Uncle Kenny!
Kenshin: Hello Ayame and Suzume. Is there something you need?
Ayame: Well, not really. We just wanted to know something.
Suzume: Yeah, know something!
Kenshin: Of couse, what is it?
Girls: Why does it hurt Uncle Sano so much when we hit him there?
They point to that particular spot that always seems to be the target of their... beatings, on Kenshin. His eyes slowly follow their fingers until he finds the area of the body they were talking about.
Kenshin: Ororoooo
Kaoru: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ayame: (whispers to Suzume) I don't think they're gonna answer us anymore. Remember last time when Uncle Kenny did that? (points to the oro-ing fool)
Suzume: Uh huh, let's ask Auntie Megumi.
The girls leave the laughing one and the oro-ing one to find Megumi. She was just lounging in a different part of the dojo, enjoying the peace that came from a sleeping Sano (a/n: he's asleep so nothing hectic is going on).
Girls: Hello Auntie Megumi, will you answer a question?
Megumi: Alright.
Ayame: Why does it hurt Uncle Sano so much when we hit him there? (points to herself this time)
Megumi: What do you mean?
Suzume: Watch.
She walks up to the sleeping rooster, who just so happened to be nearby. She stared hard at him and jumped. Her aim was true; she landed right on target. Sano screamed and rolled around on the ground. Megumi and Kaoru (who had seen what happened) began laughing hysterically. Behind them, their animal sidekicks were rolling on the ground with laughter. Kenshin, who had also seen, oro-ed even more than anyone would have thought possible. Yahiko entered, and he saw Kaoru and Megumi, laughing like nuts, an oro-ing fool in the corner, a rooster howling as he rolled on the ground, and the two, innocent looking Gensai Girls in the middle of the fray.
Sano: (a bit higher pitched than normal) Not again!
Kaoru and Megumi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: OROROROROROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yahiko: What's wrong with all of you?
Dr. Gensai: (he had just come in) Well now, it looks like something happened here. Come on girls, time to go home.
Ayame: Awwww, but we wanna stay here and play!
Suzume: Yeah, pway!
Dr. Gensai: Well the clinic is closed now, and you wouldn't want to cause anyone here any trouble.
Girls: (unhappily) All right.
Yahiko: Well, see you again sometime.
Girls: Bye!
Yahiko, just before shutting the gate heard the girls ask, "Why does it hurt Uncle Sano so much when we hit him there?" and snickered. He knew now exactly what happened to everyone here, and was sorry that he missed it.
** A/N: Mwahahahaha! Sano torture is the greatest thing ever! Well, thanks to Kitsune-Onna19 for helping me come up with some of this stuff, and thanks to kagome-chan1234567890 for the suggestion. I actually thought of this the same night I thought up the previous chapter, but I never got it down on paper until now. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter, and I am open to any and all suggestions. I will try my best to make a chapter for you guys but it'll only happen if you give me questions! Arigatou for reading!
*Note: Thanks to Kitsune-Onna19 and kagome-chan1234567890 for helping! Read more in A/N at the bottom of the page.
The Gensai Girls Have a... Painful Question
Dr. Gensai had dropped of the girls at the dojo. He needed quiet in the clinic, and having the girls there didn't really help it. Megumi also came for a break. Sanosuke was sleeping under a tree as usual. Kenshin had no more chores to do (a/n: amazing!) so he just sat on the porch drinking tea. Kaoru sat beside him, and that's how the girls found them.
Girls: Uncle Kenny!
Kenshin: Hello Ayame and Suzume. Is there something you need?
Ayame: Well, not really. We just wanted to know something.
Suzume: Yeah, know something!
Kenshin: Of couse, what is it?
Girls: Why does it hurt Uncle Sano so much when we hit him there?
They point to that particular spot that always seems to be the target of their... beatings, on Kenshin. His eyes slowly follow their fingers until he finds the area of the body they were talking about.
Kenshin: Ororoooo
Kaoru: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ayame: (whispers to Suzume) I don't think they're gonna answer us anymore. Remember last time when Uncle Kenny did that? (points to the oro-ing fool)
Suzume: Uh huh, let's ask Auntie Megumi.
The girls leave the laughing one and the oro-ing one to find Megumi. She was just lounging in a different part of the dojo, enjoying the peace that came from a sleeping Sano (a/n: he's asleep so nothing hectic is going on).
Girls: Hello Auntie Megumi, will you answer a question?
Megumi: Alright.
Ayame: Why does it hurt Uncle Sano so much when we hit him there? (points to herself this time)
Megumi: What do you mean?
Suzume: Watch.
She walks up to the sleeping rooster, who just so happened to be nearby. She stared hard at him and jumped. Her aim was true; she landed right on target. Sano screamed and rolled around on the ground. Megumi and Kaoru (who had seen what happened) began laughing hysterically. Behind them, their animal sidekicks were rolling on the ground with laughter. Kenshin, who had also seen, oro-ed even more than anyone would have thought possible. Yahiko entered, and he saw Kaoru and Megumi, laughing like nuts, an oro-ing fool in the corner, a rooster howling as he rolled on the ground, and the two, innocent looking Gensai Girls in the middle of the fray.
Sano: (a bit higher pitched than normal) Not again!
Kaoru and Megumi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: OROROROROROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yahiko: What's wrong with all of you?
Dr. Gensai: (he had just come in) Well now, it looks like something happened here. Come on girls, time to go home.
Ayame: Awwww, but we wanna stay here and play!
Suzume: Yeah, pway!
Dr. Gensai: Well the clinic is closed now, and you wouldn't want to cause anyone here any trouble.
Girls: (unhappily) All right.
Yahiko: Well, see you again sometime.
Girls: Bye!
Yahiko, just before shutting the gate heard the girls ask, "Why does it hurt Uncle Sano so much when we hit him there?" and snickered. He knew now exactly what happened to everyone here, and was sorry that he missed it.
** A/N: Mwahahahaha! Sano torture is the greatest thing ever! Well, thanks to Kitsune-Onna19 for helping me come up with some of this stuff, and thanks to kagome-chan1234567890 for the suggestion. I actually thought of this the same night I thought up the previous chapter, but I never got it down on paper until now. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter, and I am open to any and all suggestions. I will try my best to make a chapter for you guys but it'll only happen if you give me questions! Arigatou for reading!