Draco and the Hermaphrodite
One fine day, Draco malfoy was eating his dinner. It was muffins. Not just any kind of muffin. It was the best muffin he had ever tasted. Just for that he sang a song:
How can you not like a muffin? When they are so good to eat? How can you not like a muffin? When they're so soft and sweet?
His mother told him to shut up, since it was for his own good. So he shut up.
As Draco boarded the Hogwarts train, he sang his melodious song, and attracted the strangest creature ever imaginable. It was a hermaphrodite. Now, this was no ordinary hermaphrodite. It was a buck toothed brown haired smart-alec named Hermione. The two fell in love, and made the strangest children.
One fine day, Draco malfoy was eating his dinner. It was muffins. Not just any kind of muffin. It was the best muffin he had ever tasted. Just for that he sang a song:
How can you not like a muffin? When they are so good to eat? How can you not like a muffin? When they're so soft and sweet?
His mother told him to shut up, since it was for his own good. So he shut up.
As Draco boarded the Hogwarts train, he sang his melodious song, and attracted the strangest creature ever imaginable. It was a hermaphrodite. Now, this was no ordinary hermaphrodite. It was a buck toothed brown haired smart-alec named Hermione. The two fell in love, and made the strangest children.