**Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin doesn't belong to me, but the Gensai Girls
are so adorable!
A Smokey hackcoughquestioncough
Out in the market, Sano is standing outside of the Akabeko (new setting!). Tae finally had sense enough to kick him out today for not paying, but mostly because he walked out of the restaurant one day and accidentally took one of their strongest jugs of sake with him.
Dr. Gensai: Hello, Sanosuke.
Sano: hey, Dr. Gensai. How's Suzume?
Suzume: I'm right here, Unsle Sano!
Sano: Oh, well how are you feeling?
Dr. Gensai: She's fine now. She was throwing up after she woke up but now she's as good as new. You must have had a little too much sake if you really let my little Suzume have the entire jug.
Sano: Hehe... well...
Dr. Gensai: I hope you don't mind if I leave the girls with you for a little while so I can run some errands.
Sano: Sure
And so Dr. Gensai left the Gensai Girls with Sano. Big mistake. In 5 minutes, Sanosuke had sneaked his way in and sat down for food. Tsubame spotted him and, very kindly, asked him to leave because Tae was mad at him. Sano pretended to leave, but as soon as her back was turned, he sat back down. Yahiko spotted him and literally kicked him out (on Tae's orders). The Gensai Girls, who were supposed to be waiting outside until Sano came back with some food, had left.
Sano: Oh no!!! Dr. Gensai is gonna kill me! And he's a doctor!
The girls were having fun. While Sano was trying to get some food, they started playing tag. That game of tag took them quite a distance away from the Akabeko. Suzume tripped and fell on top of a policeman's shoe.
Policeman: Get off my shoe little girl and run along home.
Ayame: Mister, what's that in your mouth?
Policeman: A cigatette.
Ayame: My grandpa says that's bad for you and it makes you cough a lot. You should stop before you get sick.
Suzume: Yeah, stop!
Ayame: I want you to stop smoking that next time I see you.
Policeman: I don't have time to talk to little girls like you. Why don't you get out of here before you get hurt.
Ayame: But-
Suzume, the blind follower, promptly obeyed and dragged her sister away. They wandered through the streets until they met, who else, but Kenshin and Kaoru. They took the girls back to the Akabeko, where Sano was frantic.
Sano: THANK YOU SO MUCH! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! I WON'T BE KILLED BY A DOCTOR!!! (he shook Kenshin vigorously)
Kaoru: Well, if you keep shaking Kenshin like that, Megumi just might. (Sano drops him)
Kenshin; Ororoooo...
Sano: Thanks guys; I don't think I could have found them.
Kaoru: You must have had a pretty hard time looking for them without going ten feet from the Akabeko.
They talked for a little while before the pair left Sano and the Gensai Girls back at the Akabeko. Another big mistake. In 2 minutes, he tried to sneak back into the Akabeko, got kicked out, and lost the girls. They were chasing a butterfly when they ran into the same policeman.
Policeman: I thought I told you two to go home.
Ayame: (mimicking him) I thought I told you to spit that out (points to cigarette)
Policeman: I don' ttake orders from children.
Ayame whispers to her sister, who nods and starts hopping. It all looks like innocent fun until she hits that oh so tender spot, just like Sano (refer to the previous chapter). The policeman spit out the cigarette and bent over in pain.
Both: It worked!
They start stepping on the cigarette while the policeman regains his composure. Everything seemed normal on the street, a pair of little girls dancing around a tall policeman who watched on. Sano, having finally taken Kaoru's advice on leaving the Akabeko next time he lost the girls, walked up.
Sano: There you are. I'm glad I found you before your grandpa killed me.
Suzume: Killed you?
Ayame: Meet our new friend, Mr. Policeman! (Sano looks up)
Sano: (coldly) Saitou
Saaitou: (even colder) Moron
Sano: I AM NOT A MORON!!! (looking back at the two little girls in his presence, he stops, fuming. He looks down at what was left of the cigarette, and back up at Saitou)
Saitou: If you must know, my wife took them.
Sano: Right. (takes the girls) Let's go back to the Akabeko before anyone finds out I lost you twice.
He turns around to find Megumi, standing right behind them.
THUNK
Megumi: YOU LOST THEM TWICE???
THUNK
Megumi: THE FIRST WAS FOR GETTING SUZUME DRUNK THE OTHER DAY. THE OTHER WAS FOR LOSING THEM TWICE! (turns to the girls) Come on, let's get you two to the dojo, you must be hungry. Your grandfather said we could meet him there.
She leaves Sano, crumpled on the ground, at Hajime Saitou's feet.
**A/N: whew *wipes brow* was longer than I thought. I originally had it where Kenshin and Kaoru left the girls with Sano and he loses them, where they run into saitou. And same thing next day, except of that hopping part, which was introduced by the previous chapter. But after some thought, this was what came out of it. My sister gave me the idea for megumi's part the night I posted the last chapter. Arigatou to shura- chan27 for the suggestion, to my sis, Baka Baka, for the megumi part, and to all of you for reading!
A Smokey hackcoughquestioncough
Out in the market, Sano is standing outside of the Akabeko (new setting!). Tae finally had sense enough to kick him out today for not paying, but mostly because he walked out of the restaurant one day and accidentally took one of their strongest jugs of sake with him.
Dr. Gensai: Hello, Sanosuke.
Sano: hey, Dr. Gensai. How's Suzume?
Suzume: I'm right here, Unsle Sano!
Sano: Oh, well how are you feeling?
Dr. Gensai: She's fine now. She was throwing up after she woke up but now she's as good as new. You must have had a little too much sake if you really let my little Suzume have the entire jug.
Sano: Hehe... well...
Dr. Gensai: I hope you don't mind if I leave the girls with you for a little while so I can run some errands.
Sano: Sure
And so Dr. Gensai left the Gensai Girls with Sano. Big mistake. In 5 minutes, Sanosuke had sneaked his way in and sat down for food. Tsubame spotted him and, very kindly, asked him to leave because Tae was mad at him. Sano pretended to leave, but as soon as her back was turned, he sat back down. Yahiko spotted him and literally kicked him out (on Tae's orders). The Gensai Girls, who were supposed to be waiting outside until Sano came back with some food, had left.
Sano: Oh no!!! Dr. Gensai is gonna kill me! And he's a doctor!
The girls were having fun. While Sano was trying to get some food, they started playing tag. That game of tag took them quite a distance away from the Akabeko. Suzume tripped and fell on top of a policeman's shoe.
Policeman: Get off my shoe little girl and run along home.
Ayame: Mister, what's that in your mouth?
Policeman: A cigatette.
Ayame: My grandpa says that's bad for you and it makes you cough a lot. You should stop before you get sick.
Suzume: Yeah, stop!
Ayame: I want you to stop smoking that next time I see you.
Policeman: I don't have time to talk to little girls like you. Why don't you get out of here before you get hurt.
Ayame: But-
Suzume, the blind follower, promptly obeyed and dragged her sister away. They wandered through the streets until they met, who else, but Kenshin and Kaoru. They took the girls back to the Akabeko, where Sano was frantic.
Sano: THANK YOU SO MUCH! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! I WON'T BE KILLED BY A DOCTOR!!! (he shook Kenshin vigorously)
Kaoru: Well, if you keep shaking Kenshin like that, Megumi just might. (Sano drops him)
Kenshin; Ororoooo...
Sano: Thanks guys; I don't think I could have found them.
Kaoru: You must have had a pretty hard time looking for them without going ten feet from the Akabeko.
They talked for a little while before the pair left Sano and the Gensai Girls back at the Akabeko. Another big mistake. In 2 minutes, he tried to sneak back into the Akabeko, got kicked out, and lost the girls. They were chasing a butterfly when they ran into the same policeman.
Policeman: I thought I told you two to go home.
Ayame: (mimicking him) I thought I told you to spit that out (points to cigarette)
Policeman: I don' ttake orders from children.
Ayame whispers to her sister, who nods and starts hopping. It all looks like innocent fun until she hits that oh so tender spot, just like Sano (refer to the previous chapter). The policeman spit out the cigarette and bent over in pain.
Both: It worked!
They start stepping on the cigarette while the policeman regains his composure. Everything seemed normal on the street, a pair of little girls dancing around a tall policeman who watched on. Sano, having finally taken Kaoru's advice on leaving the Akabeko next time he lost the girls, walked up.
Sano: There you are. I'm glad I found you before your grandpa killed me.
Suzume: Killed you?
Ayame: Meet our new friend, Mr. Policeman! (Sano looks up)
Sano: (coldly) Saitou
Saaitou: (even colder) Moron
Sano: I AM NOT A MORON!!! (looking back at the two little girls in his presence, he stops, fuming. He looks down at what was left of the cigarette, and back up at Saitou)
Saitou: If you must know, my wife took them.
Sano: Right. (takes the girls) Let's go back to the Akabeko before anyone finds out I lost you twice.
He turns around to find Megumi, standing right behind them.
THUNK
Megumi: YOU LOST THEM TWICE???
THUNK
Megumi: THE FIRST WAS FOR GETTING SUZUME DRUNK THE OTHER DAY. THE OTHER WAS FOR LOSING THEM TWICE! (turns to the girls) Come on, let's get you two to the dojo, you must be hungry. Your grandfather said we could meet him there.
She leaves Sano, crumpled on the ground, at Hajime Saitou's feet.
**A/N: whew *wipes brow* was longer than I thought. I originally had it where Kenshin and Kaoru left the girls with Sano and he loses them, where they run into saitou. And same thing next day, except of that hopping part, which was introduced by the previous chapter. But after some thought, this was what came out of it. My sister gave me the idea for megumi's part the night I posted the last chapter. Arigatou to shura- chan27 for the suggestion, to my sis, Baka Baka, for the megumi part, and to all of you for reading!