A/N: lalala, I'm bored.
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing.
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Kenshin: Look everyone, Someone is reading, that they are!!
Sano: *looks up from newspaper* Tally HO! Fetch my slippers Fifi! *wiggles feet*
Kenshin: ORO? ME? Uh, No.
Kaoru: *walking on hands* Look! I could be in the circus! What do you think about that Kenshin? *obviously baiting Kenshin*
Kenshin: *looks confused* ORO! Sessha is confused, but sessha's really not, he just pretends to be that way so that everyone will think he's stupid.
Kaoru: *pauses* Oh.
Sano: WHAT? FIFI! FETCH NOW!!! *blows dog whistle*
Inuyasha: Do you have to be so damn loud? *covers ears*
Kaoru: *standing on feet now* Ohhhh.DUDE! *plays with Inuyasha's ears*
Inuyasha: What is it with the ears?
Kenshin: *growls* I don't know but I don't like it.
Sano: FIFI! FETCH!
Kenshin: *To kaoru* Can I kill him?
Inuyasha: Please?
Kaoru: No. You promised you wouldn't! OH! And Kenshin, you PROMISED that you would give me your credit card!!! NOW HAND IT OVER! *demands credit card*
Kenshin: ORO! The bouncers at the Akebeko cut it into little pieces Miss Kaoru, but you can have the confetti! *throws confetti into air*
*Aoshi runs in, dressed in pink Hawaiian shirt an orange fluorescent vest, and bright neon green spandex*
Aoshi: YAY!!! CONFETTI!!! *ances in credit card confetti*
Saitou: *gathers pieces of credit card* *mutters to self* I'll figure out his PIN number, then I'll max out his already maxed out card, then I'll RULE THE WORLD! MWAHAHA-ahem-ha. Ha.
Aoshi: *smiles suggestively at Kaoru* WILL STRIP FOR CONFETTI!
Kaoru: o.o *digs rapidly through pockets*
Kenshin: *laced heavily with sarcasm* As MUCH as I would like to see that, I have no more confetti.
Saitou: *looks up quickly* YAOI HENTAI! AHHHHH! *runs away, throwing credit card confetti everywhere*
Aoshi: CONFETTI YAY! *starts dancing*
Kenshin: *smacks forehead*
Kaoru: Kenshin, do you have something to tell us? *continues digging through Kimono trying to find confetti* Will money work?!
Aoshi: You want a cookie! I got your cookie RIGHT HERE! *dances*
Kaoru: o.o
Kenshin: GOD Aoshi stop that! You'll corrupt me!
Aoshi: OH yeah, OH yeah...
Kaoru: *giggles* OH yeah...
Kenshin: *growls* Uh, NO.
Inuyasha: You guys are weird.
*enter Miroku*
Miroku: *gasp*
Kaoru: ??
Miroku: Beautiful damsel.
Kaoru: *tries to pull hand from Miroku's grasp* Yes? *glares at Kenshin* HE thinks I'm beautiful. *hmph*
Miroku: I have a wind-tunnel in my hand. One day, it will devour me whole. If I do not have an heir to take my place, the evil Naraku will triumph o'er my family again. Do you pity a poor lost soul like me?
Kaoru: o.o Oh you poor man.
Miroku: *grins on the inside* Would you do me this slight favor then?
Kaoru: ^-^ Sure!
Miroku: Will you bear me a child so that in the event that I am defeated he may destroy Naraku?
Kenshin: ORO! MISS KAORU NOOOOOO!
Kaoru: Kenshin, just listen to the poor man! He needs help!
Inuyasha: *cough* LIAR *cough*
Sano: FIFI! I told you to get my slippers.
Inuyasha: Oh give it a rest. I'm not Fifi.
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru if he doesn't let go of you I will be forced to remove his hands from his body.
Kaoru: But he NEEDS my HELP!
Miroku: YEAH! *sticks tongue out*
Kaoru: Come along.
Miroku: Really?
Kaoru: Not a chance loser.
Miroku: I figured. At least you didn't hit me!
Sano: Where are my slippers? FIFI!!!
Inuyasha: *sweatdrop*
Kaoru: YET! *chases with bokken*
Miroku: I didn't know such lovely ladies could be so violent!
*enter Megumi*
Miroku: *stops running and gets clobbered by Kaoru*
Megumi: KAORU! YOU'RE SO VIOLENT! YOU HURT THE HOT-I MEAN THE VISITOR!
Miroku: *voice muffled by ground* Diff Saa Juff Saff I waff hoft?!
Megumi: ME? Never? Ohhohoho!
Inuyasha: *examines claws* So, Battousai, who's the new freak?
Sano: FETCH THE SLIPPERS FIFI!!!
Inuyasha: I refuse to comment. *crosses arms*
Kenshin: Do even people from different animes get to call me Battousai? That's like using my word!! NOT COOL!
Inuyasha: Geez, Keep your shirt on!
Miroku: PLEASE! *to Megumi* Beautiful damsel.
Kaoru: DON'T LISTEN MEGUMI! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!
Megumi: I can't help it, they're soo beautiful..
Kenshin: Not again.
Inuyasha: Looks like it.
Sano: SLIPPERS! FIFI FETCH!!!
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A/N: Lookit! I'm bored still! If you want more insanity, just review!
*Next time on Insanity Prevails*
Kenshin: I DON'T HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM!
Kaoru: Looks to me like you do! *Vein pops out in forehead*
Vash: You sure don't look very...un-angry mister.
Sano: YOU! You will lick my toes now!
Vash: What!?
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing.
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Kenshin: Look everyone, Someone is reading, that they are!!
Sano: *looks up from newspaper* Tally HO! Fetch my slippers Fifi! *wiggles feet*
Kenshin: ORO? ME? Uh, No.
Kaoru: *walking on hands* Look! I could be in the circus! What do you think about that Kenshin? *obviously baiting Kenshin*
Kenshin: *looks confused* ORO! Sessha is confused, but sessha's really not, he just pretends to be that way so that everyone will think he's stupid.
Kaoru: *pauses* Oh.
Sano: WHAT? FIFI! FETCH NOW!!! *blows dog whistle*
Inuyasha: Do you have to be so damn loud? *covers ears*
Kaoru: *standing on feet now* Ohhhh.DUDE! *plays with Inuyasha's ears*
Inuyasha: What is it with the ears?
Kenshin: *growls* I don't know but I don't like it.
Sano: FIFI! FETCH!
Kenshin: *To kaoru* Can I kill him?
Inuyasha: Please?
Kaoru: No. You promised you wouldn't! OH! And Kenshin, you PROMISED that you would give me your credit card!!! NOW HAND IT OVER! *demands credit card*
Kenshin: ORO! The bouncers at the Akebeko cut it into little pieces Miss Kaoru, but you can have the confetti! *throws confetti into air*
*Aoshi runs in, dressed in pink Hawaiian shirt an orange fluorescent vest, and bright neon green spandex*
Aoshi: YAY!!! CONFETTI!!! *ances in credit card confetti*
Saitou: *gathers pieces of credit card* *mutters to self* I'll figure out his PIN number, then I'll max out his already maxed out card, then I'll RULE THE WORLD! MWAHAHA-ahem-ha. Ha.
Aoshi: *smiles suggestively at Kaoru* WILL STRIP FOR CONFETTI!
Kaoru: o.o *digs rapidly through pockets*
Kenshin: *laced heavily with sarcasm* As MUCH as I would like to see that, I have no more confetti.
Saitou: *looks up quickly* YAOI HENTAI! AHHHHH! *runs away, throwing credit card confetti everywhere*
Aoshi: CONFETTI YAY! *starts dancing*
Kenshin: *smacks forehead*
Kaoru: Kenshin, do you have something to tell us? *continues digging through Kimono trying to find confetti* Will money work?!
Aoshi: You want a cookie! I got your cookie RIGHT HERE! *dances*
Kaoru: o.o
Kenshin: GOD Aoshi stop that! You'll corrupt me!
Aoshi: OH yeah, OH yeah...
Kaoru: *giggles* OH yeah...
Kenshin: *growls* Uh, NO.
Inuyasha: You guys are weird.
*enter Miroku*
Miroku: *gasp*
Kaoru: ??
Miroku: Beautiful damsel.
Kaoru: *tries to pull hand from Miroku's grasp* Yes? *glares at Kenshin* HE thinks I'm beautiful. *hmph*
Miroku: I have a wind-tunnel in my hand. One day, it will devour me whole. If I do not have an heir to take my place, the evil Naraku will triumph o'er my family again. Do you pity a poor lost soul like me?
Kaoru: o.o Oh you poor man.
Miroku: *grins on the inside* Would you do me this slight favor then?
Kaoru: ^-^ Sure!
Miroku: Will you bear me a child so that in the event that I am defeated he may destroy Naraku?
Kenshin: ORO! MISS KAORU NOOOOOO!
Kaoru: Kenshin, just listen to the poor man! He needs help!
Inuyasha: *cough* LIAR *cough*
Sano: FIFI! I told you to get my slippers.
Inuyasha: Oh give it a rest. I'm not Fifi.
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru if he doesn't let go of you I will be forced to remove his hands from his body.
Kaoru: But he NEEDS my HELP!
Miroku: YEAH! *sticks tongue out*
Kaoru: Come along.
Miroku: Really?
Kaoru: Not a chance loser.
Miroku: I figured. At least you didn't hit me!
Sano: Where are my slippers? FIFI!!!
Inuyasha: *sweatdrop*
Kaoru: YET! *chases with bokken*
Miroku: I didn't know such lovely ladies could be so violent!
*enter Megumi*
Miroku: *stops running and gets clobbered by Kaoru*
Megumi: KAORU! YOU'RE SO VIOLENT! YOU HURT THE HOT-I MEAN THE VISITOR!
Miroku: *voice muffled by ground* Diff Saa Juff Saff I waff hoft?!
Megumi: ME? Never? Ohhohoho!
Inuyasha: *examines claws* So, Battousai, who's the new freak?
Sano: FETCH THE SLIPPERS FIFI!!!
Inuyasha: I refuse to comment. *crosses arms*
Kenshin: Do even people from different animes get to call me Battousai? That's like using my word!! NOT COOL!
Inuyasha: Geez, Keep your shirt on!
Miroku: PLEASE! *to Megumi* Beautiful damsel.
Kaoru: DON'T LISTEN MEGUMI! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!
Megumi: I can't help it, they're soo beautiful..
Kenshin: Not again.
Inuyasha: Looks like it.
Sano: SLIPPERS! FIFI FETCH!!!
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A/N: Lookit! I'm bored still! If you want more insanity, just review!
*Next time on Insanity Prevails*
Kenshin: I DON'T HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM!
Kaoru: Looks to me like you do! *Vein pops out in forehead*
Vash: You sure don't look very...un-angry mister.
Sano: YOU! You will lick my toes now!
Vash: What!?