**Disclaimer: Though I love the adorable Gensai Girls very much, they
aren't mine, and neither is Rurouni Kenshin.
A Question of Many Species
Another typical day in the Kamiya Dojo: Yahiko training with Kaoru, Kenshin doing, what else, laundry, and Sano, loafing around as usual. Megumi was also there, watching over our favorite little girls. Misao and Aoshi were visiting. Aoshi was, of course, at the local temple meditating, much to Misao's dismay. Misao was sitting on the roof, admiring the view. After some time, Yahiko and Kaoru came out from another day of intense training. The Gensai Girls were huddled, deep in thought, with many whispers heard. They approached Kenshin, who was finished with the laundry and just resting on the porch, drinking tea.
Girls: Hello Uncle Kenny!
Kenshin: Hello Ayame and Suzume.
Girls: We have a question that we think only you can answer.
Kenshin: Oro? Me? Well, ok, what's your question?
Ayame: Why does everyone call Auntie Kaoru a Tanuki?
Suzume: Tanuki!
Kenshin: Umm... well... you see-
Kaoru: (suddenly right behind him) Yes, Kenshin, I'd like to know that as well.
Kenshin: Oro! Miss Kaoru, I didn't know you were there
Kaoru: I'd like to know the answer of that question, Kenshin. (evil tanuki sidekick stares down at Kenshin)
Kenshin: (nervously) Uhh...
Ayame: (to Suzume) I think Uncle Kenny's in trouble, let's try someone else. (Suzume nods and follows)
They leave a hapless Kenshin to the mercy of Kaoru and her evil tanuki sidekick. The next person they tried was Misao.
Girls: Auntie Misao! Auntie Misao!
Misao: (jumping off the roof) Hey girls! What do you need?
Ayame: We have a question for you.
Suzume: A question!
Misao: Well, okay.
Ayame: Why does everyone call you an Itachi?
Suzume: Itachi!
Misao: (vein pulsing) Well, that ARROGANT POLICEMAN (girls back away), SAITOU GAVE ME THAT NICKNAME AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH IT! I'LL GET HIM FOR THAT! (girls run away for the raging itachi)
Ayame: (to suzume) I don't think she's gonna answer our question. Someone else? (Suzume nods)
The girls find Sano asleep under the same old tree. They approach slowly. Sano's eye opens ever so slightly before he jumps up.
Sano: AHH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME AGAIN! (girls just watch him)
Ayame: Uncle Sano, what are you talking about?
Sano: Oh, uh, I guess you weren't gonna do anything, right? (girls just stare at him, puzzled) Ok, what do you need?
Girls: We have a question!
Sano: Another question?
Ayame: Why do you call Auntie Megumi a Kitsune?
Sano: Well, you see-
Megumi: (standing above him) Yes, tell me, why you insist on calling me that?
Sano: AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?
Megumi: Last time I checked, I had the right to stand where I want and ask what I want. Stop beating around the bush and answer the question! (evil kitsune sidekick appears)
Sano: Well... uh...
Ayame: (to Suzume) I don' think he can answer our question anymore. Let's try again later. (Suzume nods)
The Gensai Girls bide their time until its all clear. Then they go to see Sanosuke again.
Sano: What is it this time?
Ayame: We have one more question.
Sano: Ok, ok, what is it?
Ayame: Why does everyone call you a Tori-atama?
Sano: (jumping up) What!?!? Who told you that?
Misao: (to his left) Does it matter? (her kunai gleam in the light, Sano looks nervous)
Kaoru: (to his right) There's nothing wrong with that, is there? (she swings down her bokken, Sano's eyes widen, for he fears her more than Misao)
Megumi: (right in front of him, all three approach him) Well, we're waiting for an answer, TORI-ATAMA! (swings medicine chest on her back, all three approach and Sano runs for it)
Dr. Gensai: (watching as Sano runs past him by the gate with three women with weapons run after him) What happened here? (to the girls) it's time to go home now, we don't want you to cause any trouble here.
And so, they leave, Dr. Gensai clueless as to what great trouble his little angles has caused. Kenshin and Yahiko shut the gate, sheltering them from the war of many species.
**A/N: How'd you like it? Did you laugh? Did you cry? Did you laugh at all? This was a pretty long chapter compared to my older ones. Suggestions within a PG rating are accepted, just make sure they are reasonable questions a pair of little girls would ask. Salamat to Inuyuki for the suggestion and to all of you for reading!
A Question of Many Species
Another typical day in the Kamiya Dojo: Yahiko training with Kaoru, Kenshin doing, what else, laundry, and Sano, loafing around as usual. Megumi was also there, watching over our favorite little girls. Misao and Aoshi were visiting. Aoshi was, of course, at the local temple meditating, much to Misao's dismay. Misao was sitting on the roof, admiring the view. After some time, Yahiko and Kaoru came out from another day of intense training. The Gensai Girls were huddled, deep in thought, with many whispers heard. They approached Kenshin, who was finished with the laundry and just resting on the porch, drinking tea.
Girls: Hello Uncle Kenny!
Kenshin: Hello Ayame and Suzume.
Girls: We have a question that we think only you can answer.
Kenshin: Oro? Me? Well, ok, what's your question?
Ayame: Why does everyone call Auntie Kaoru a Tanuki?
Suzume: Tanuki!
Kenshin: Umm... well... you see-
Kaoru: (suddenly right behind him) Yes, Kenshin, I'd like to know that as well.
Kenshin: Oro! Miss Kaoru, I didn't know you were there
Kaoru: I'd like to know the answer of that question, Kenshin. (evil tanuki sidekick stares down at Kenshin)
Kenshin: (nervously) Uhh...
Ayame: (to Suzume) I think Uncle Kenny's in trouble, let's try someone else. (Suzume nods and follows)
They leave a hapless Kenshin to the mercy of Kaoru and her evil tanuki sidekick. The next person they tried was Misao.
Girls: Auntie Misao! Auntie Misao!
Misao: (jumping off the roof) Hey girls! What do you need?
Ayame: We have a question for you.
Suzume: A question!
Misao: Well, okay.
Ayame: Why does everyone call you an Itachi?
Suzume: Itachi!
Misao: (vein pulsing) Well, that ARROGANT POLICEMAN (girls back away), SAITOU GAVE ME THAT NICKNAME AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH IT! I'LL GET HIM FOR THAT! (girls run away for the raging itachi)
Ayame: (to suzume) I don't think she's gonna answer our question. Someone else? (Suzume nods)
The girls find Sano asleep under the same old tree. They approach slowly. Sano's eye opens ever so slightly before he jumps up.
Sano: AHH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME AGAIN! (girls just watch him)
Ayame: Uncle Sano, what are you talking about?
Sano: Oh, uh, I guess you weren't gonna do anything, right? (girls just stare at him, puzzled) Ok, what do you need?
Girls: We have a question!
Sano: Another question?
Ayame: Why do you call Auntie Megumi a Kitsune?
Sano: Well, you see-
Megumi: (standing above him) Yes, tell me, why you insist on calling me that?
Sano: AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?
Megumi: Last time I checked, I had the right to stand where I want and ask what I want. Stop beating around the bush and answer the question! (evil kitsune sidekick appears)
Sano: Well... uh...
Ayame: (to Suzume) I don' think he can answer our question anymore. Let's try again later. (Suzume nods)
The Gensai Girls bide their time until its all clear. Then they go to see Sanosuke again.
Sano: What is it this time?
Ayame: We have one more question.
Sano: Ok, ok, what is it?
Ayame: Why does everyone call you a Tori-atama?
Sano: (jumping up) What!?!? Who told you that?
Misao: (to his left) Does it matter? (her kunai gleam in the light, Sano looks nervous)
Kaoru: (to his right) There's nothing wrong with that, is there? (she swings down her bokken, Sano's eyes widen, for he fears her more than Misao)
Megumi: (right in front of him, all three approach him) Well, we're waiting for an answer, TORI-ATAMA! (swings medicine chest on her back, all three approach and Sano runs for it)
Dr. Gensai: (watching as Sano runs past him by the gate with three women with weapons run after him) What happened here? (to the girls) it's time to go home now, we don't want you to cause any trouble here.
And so, they leave, Dr. Gensai clueless as to what great trouble his little angles has caused. Kenshin and Yahiko shut the gate, sheltering them from the war of many species.
**A/N: How'd you like it? Did you laugh? Did you cry? Did you laugh at all? This was a pretty long chapter compared to my older ones. Suggestions within a PG rating are accepted, just make sure they are reasonable questions a pair of little girls would ask. Salamat to Inuyuki for the suggestion and to all of you for reading!