Chapter 2
A/N: Well, It's been a while since I wrote more of this. I GOT A PUPPY TODAY! YAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own RK...or anything else that might appear.
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Kenshin: *watches the cast of Inuyasha leave* Thank God. I thought they would NEVER leave! *sighs and looks to Kaoru*
Kaoru: *is balancing a chopstick on her nose* Mmmmhm...
Yahiko: WAH! I AM AN ANNOYINGLY PRE-PUBESCENT BOY! YOU'RE ALL WEAK! I AM THE STRONGEST!!! *parades proudly around the dojo, accidentally running into Kaoru and knocking the chopstick off her nose*
Kaoru: MOU! YOU STUPID! *clobbers with bokken* TAKE! *swings bokken* THIS!
Yahiko: *does a perfect imitation of Kenshin's swirly eyes*
Kenshin: Is nothing holy?! I can't even have my own EYE THING!
Kaoru: *looks at Kenshin calmly and does a double backflip*
Sano: *with British accent* I DARE SAY STOP THIS MADNESS!
Everyone: *stops and stares at Sano*
*5 years later*
Sano: ...What??
Kenshin: *blink, blink* *gasp* Mu...st...have...COFFEE CREAMER!!!! *runs in circles*
Kaoru: *stares* Hey...Kenshin has a beard...a very RED....LONG....beard. ^- ^ COOLNESS! I WANT IT! Oh Kenshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!! *pulls out electric razor and chases*
Razor: If I'm electric, how are you hoping to use me?
Kaoru: AH! *accidently drops in a bucket of water*
Kenshin: CREAMER!!! *runs into pole* *loud ring fills the air as Kenshin falls backwards* Orororooooo....
*The entire dojo collapses around him.*
Sano: Hm. Glad you got that central air you've been talking about, Kenshin. *picks up Yahiko by the foot and bashes him headfirst against the ground a few times*
Yahiko: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Sano: I dunno.
Kaoru: *finally stops staring at the bucket and notices the dojo in shambles* KENSHIN!!! YOU KILLED IT!
Kenshin: @.@ Orororororooooooo....
*Suddenly, a hugantic UFO floats over the remains of the dojo. Aoshi beams down, wearing Jedi clothing.*
Aoshi: The force is strong here... *mysterious Jedi look*
Sano: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T TAKE ME AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND THE INSANITY! *faints* *stands up* *faints* *stands up* *faints* stands up* *repeats 5000000000000000000000000 times*
Kenshin: *stands up as Sano is falling down* I WILL THWART THEE EVIL ALIEN CONNESUIR! *draws neon purple foam noodle*
Aoshi: *silent* *Draws neon teal foam noodle*
Kaoru: *looking back at bucket* Hey Sano, will you get this razor out of the bucket?
Sano: *lying on the ground* *blink, blink*
Shishio: *appears suddenly* MUAHAHAHAHA, MUAHAHAHAHA, MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAheheheheheheheheheheh....*giggles insanely*
Kenshin: *looks to Aoshi*
Aoshi: *closes his eyes* May the tofu be with you.
Kenshin: Wha--?
Aoshi: We have to fight. Together.
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok.
Shishio: MUAHAHAHAHAHheh...heh...heh....LOOKIT! *draws neon pink foam noodle that burns to a crisp immediately* *frowns* *grins* OH WELL!!! *laughs and draws another noodle from thin air*
Kaoru: Sano, I really need this raz--wait...where'd Kenshin's beard go?
Kenshin and Aoshi: *attack, yelling the exact same battle cry* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DIE EVIL SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE!
Kaoru: Oh...what's this? *picks up feather* *tickles Sano* HEH.
Kenshin and Aoshi: *beat Shishio savagely with noodles* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Shishio: NOOOOOOO! I'm MELTING! AHHHHH! *melts*
Aoshi: Vanquished, he is. Evil, he was, but remembered he will be.
Kenshin: You are just weird.
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A/N: WELL THAT'S THAT! *laughs* HEH. SO BORED!
A/N: Well, It's been a while since I wrote more of this. I GOT A PUPPY TODAY! YAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own RK...or anything else that might appear.
~*~*~
Kenshin: *watches the cast of Inuyasha leave* Thank God. I thought they would NEVER leave! *sighs and looks to Kaoru*
Kaoru: *is balancing a chopstick on her nose* Mmmmhm...
Yahiko: WAH! I AM AN ANNOYINGLY PRE-PUBESCENT BOY! YOU'RE ALL WEAK! I AM THE STRONGEST!!! *parades proudly around the dojo, accidentally running into Kaoru and knocking the chopstick off her nose*
Kaoru: MOU! YOU STUPID! *clobbers with bokken* TAKE! *swings bokken* THIS!
Yahiko: *does a perfect imitation of Kenshin's swirly eyes*
Kenshin: Is nothing holy?! I can't even have my own EYE THING!
Kaoru: *looks at Kenshin calmly and does a double backflip*
Sano: *with British accent* I DARE SAY STOP THIS MADNESS!
Everyone: *stops and stares at Sano*
*5 years later*
Sano: ...What??
Kenshin: *blink, blink* *gasp* Mu...st...have...COFFEE CREAMER!!!! *runs in circles*
Kaoru: *stares* Hey...Kenshin has a beard...a very RED....LONG....beard. ^- ^ COOLNESS! I WANT IT! Oh Kenshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!! *pulls out electric razor and chases*
Razor: If I'm electric, how are you hoping to use me?
Kaoru: AH! *accidently drops in a bucket of water*
Kenshin: CREAMER!!! *runs into pole* *loud ring fills the air as Kenshin falls backwards* Orororooooo....
*The entire dojo collapses around him.*
Sano: Hm. Glad you got that central air you've been talking about, Kenshin. *picks up Yahiko by the foot and bashes him headfirst against the ground a few times*
Yahiko: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Sano: I dunno.
Kaoru: *finally stops staring at the bucket and notices the dojo in shambles* KENSHIN!!! YOU KILLED IT!
Kenshin: @.@ Orororororooooooo....
*Suddenly, a hugantic UFO floats over the remains of the dojo. Aoshi beams down, wearing Jedi clothing.*
Aoshi: The force is strong here... *mysterious Jedi look*
Sano: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T TAKE ME AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND THE INSANITY! *faints* *stands up* *faints* *stands up* *faints* stands up* *repeats 5000000000000000000000000 times*
Kenshin: *stands up as Sano is falling down* I WILL THWART THEE EVIL ALIEN CONNESUIR! *draws neon purple foam noodle*
Aoshi: *silent* *Draws neon teal foam noodle*
Kaoru: *looking back at bucket* Hey Sano, will you get this razor out of the bucket?
Sano: *lying on the ground* *blink, blink*
Shishio: *appears suddenly* MUAHAHAHAHA, MUAHAHAHAHA, MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAheheheheheheheheheheh....*giggles insanely*
Kenshin: *looks to Aoshi*
Aoshi: *closes his eyes* May the tofu be with you.
Kenshin: Wha--?
Aoshi: We have to fight. Together.
Kenshin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok.
Shishio: MUAHAHAHAHAHheh...heh...heh....LOOKIT! *draws neon pink foam noodle that burns to a crisp immediately* *frowns* *grins* OH WELL!!! *laughs and draws another noodle from thin air*
Kaoru: Sano, I really need this raz--wait...where'd Kenshin's beard go?
Kenshin and Aoshi: *attack, yelling the exact same battle cry* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DIE EVIL SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE!
Kaoru: Oh...what's this? *picks up feather* *tickles Sano* HEH.
Kenshin and Aoshi: *beat Shishio savagely with noodles* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
Shishio: NOOOOOOO! I'm MELTING! AHHHHH! *melts*
Aoshi: Vanquished, he is. Evil, he was, but remembered he will be.
Kenshin: You are just weird.
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A/N: WELL THAT'S THAT! *laughs* HEH. SO BORED!