A/N: Wow...I'm a freak LOL!

Disclaimer: WooTwOOt. Yeah, RK isn't mine.



Kenshin: I never really realized how short Sano's pants are...

Sano: It's because of these! :::strips shirt off, exposing bright pink neon suspenders:::

Yahiko: :::snorts::: Oh, those are manly.

Sano: :::ties Yahiko in a tree using his pink suspenders:::

Yahiko: HEY!

Kaoru: :::whacks all three with bokken, for no real reason:::

All: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Kaoru: :::shrug::: Passive Aggressive?

Kenshin: We need a fish tank.

All: ORO!

Kenshin: STOP USING MY WORDS! :::sits down and huddles in fetal position, sucking his thumb and rocking:::

Yahiko: :::thrashes from tree:::

Kaoru: :::gets out stick::: Pinata?

Aoshi: :::randomly appears and whacks Kenshin with miscellaneous foam noodle:::

Kenshin: ...

Kaoru: Bye Aoshi! :::waves:::

Aoshi: :::is gone:::

Sano: I know what it is...I'm sober...this is all because I'm sober...MUST...HAVE....SAKE!

Yahiko: Hey Sano, I dare you to eat this cicadia... :::holds up praying mantis::: :::somehow got out of tree:::

Mantis: I am a praying mantis you NUMBSKULL!

Sano: OK! :::eats mantis:::

Praying Mantis: :::does praying mantis::: WHAAAAAA!

Sano: :::explodes::: :::reappears in a shimmery vortex::: Whoa...I just went Final Fantasy...

Sesshoumaru: You are incredibly dense. Bow before me and worship my...:::looks around:::...my...fluffy.

Kaoru: We've already been visited by the Inuyasha cast. Go home.

Sesshoumaru: That's not fair! They never tell me anything! Why's the anime named after him anyhow? So what if he's the main character, not really but kind of, I want to be a main character. Can we make a new anime called Sesshoumaru?

All: No.

Sesshoumaru: Darn it!

Ugly monsters that seem to always follow Sesshoumaru: RAAAAWR, GRAAAAAA!!! :::giggle:::

Yahiko: You have really long hair.

Sesshoumaru: :::smacks forehead::: :::suddenly disappears:::

Kaoru: YAY!

Kenshin: :::is suddenly Battousai::: All right...time to get this over with...:::draws bubble blower of doom:::

Sano: :::is suddenly Zanza (Why? Because I say so.)::: You got it. :::also draws bubble blower of doom, but it's a really big one, much bigger than necessary::: :::throws BBOD over his shoulder:::

Kenshin: :::holds up BBOD::: This isn't a reverse-blade Bubble blower. I won't take it easy on you...

Sano: :::holds up Zanbabubbleblower:::This isn't the normal, average-sized bubble blower...you won't need to take it easy...:::grins:::

Kenshin: ::::dips BBOD in bubble stuff and starts blowing with god-like speed::: En Guarde!

Sano: :::struggles to get ZBBBOD in the bubble stuff::: ...it's too big GAH!

Bubble: :::taps Sano on the shoulder::: Excuse me sir...:::punches:::

Sano: :::falls to the ground:::

Kenshin: I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're using my swirly eyes because....I WIN!

Kaoru: :::is suddenly a Meiji Era superheroine Shape of, a giant shark!:::

Kenshin: :::is also suddenly a Meiji Era superhero--wait...was he a super hero to begin with?::: Shape of, a bucket of water!

Kaoru: :::is a giant shark::: GRAAAAWR!

Kenshin: :::is a bucket of water::: :::slooshes::: Beware my power?

Authoress: Ok, this is me speaking. End of chapter.

All: Why?

Me: BECAUSE I said so.

All: Why?

Me: Because I can.

All: Why?

Me: STOP SAYING THAT!



A/N: ...heh?