Winter: Hey there everyone and welcome to the first chapter of "Battle of the Bands!"
Hiei: Battle as in actual fighting?
Winter: Iie baka.
Hiei: Then how is it a battle?
Winter: -Rolls eyes- you'll see.
Hiei: Okay.
Wisdom: How'd you get this idea?
Winter: If you look for YYH pictures you might find a picture of them as a band.
Wisdom: Ah.
Winter: So do the disclaimer and I can get started!
Hiei: But what if-
Winter: -Holding metal pipe mercifully- Yes.
Hiei: Winter doesn't own the cast of YYH, Todd a.k.a Capoon, Autumn a.k.a Harmony and Tenka a.k.a Freckles.
Winter: -Pats Hiei on the head- Good monkey.
Hiei: -.-;;;
Chapter One: Autumn's Gifts
"Shuichi-kun, someone is at the gate for you," said a girl.The tall young (or old in demon years) red head looked up at the girl from his book. He had long red locks with green eyes. He smiled making the girl almost melt inside.
"Did they give a name?" he asked.
"No, she just said 'tell Shuichi to get his pansy butt over so we can go get some lunch'," answered the girl. "She had long black hair with silver and was wearing the most rude clothing!"
"That's Flash for you," muttered Kurama to himself. He stood up, "thank you Kelly."
"Oh your welcome!" said Kelly holding her hands together and getting big starry eyes.
The girl that Kelly had mentioned to Kurama was leaning against the wall watching all of these boys and girls from the corner of her eye. She hned and crossed her arms. She had long black laired hair with silver bangs that went down past her chest. She was wearing black pants with a chain coming from the back, a blood red tube top and over that was a denim trench coat.
"She's here for Shuichi-kun. Is he going to get killed?" whispered a girl to her friend.
"Hey, she's hot!" said a boy to his pal.
There were murmurs through out the crowd. Suddenly Kurama pushed his way out of the crowd.
"Its about time!" said the girl.
A girl got teary eyed, "Is she his girlfriend?!"
Flash rolled her eyes and went over to Kurama who was walking out of the gate, "Are you ready?"
"Yeah lets go."
Flash nodded and started walking with her hands in her pockets. Kurama followed with his hands in his. As Flash walked she reached into the inside of her jacket and pulled out a letter.
"This came from Autumn," she said handing it to him. "She sent everything to my house so she didn't have to pay as much."
Kurama nodded as he took it and shoved it in his pocket, "What did she get you?"
Flash smiled and showed her arm that had a spiked bracelet on it. She gave a smile.
Kurama sweat dropped as he inched away from Flash. Just thinking of her in the same room as one of those makes him want to run home screaming and hide under his blankets like a two year old. Even though he will never admit it he actually did one time. Flash and Kurama finally reached the park. They walked up to the little food court where a boy dressed in green with slicked back black hair, a boy wearing blue with hair that looked like a dead animal, and a short boy that was about the same size as Flash, he had black spiky hair with white spikes he too dressed in all black were.
"Finally!" said the boy in green when they walked up.
"Its not my fault now shut up and buy us food," said Flash sitting down next to the boy the same height as her.
"Why do I have to buy the food?" he asked.
"Because Autumn sent me a spiky bracelet that fits around my fist and you guys are afraid of me when I have spikes," answered Flash in one breath, "And its your turn to anyway."
The other three boys went wide eyes and inched away from Flash.
"Kurama! I thought I told you to tell your crazed girlfriend not to send the violent one sharp objects!" shouted the boy in green.
"I'm sorry Yusuke I did really...Autumn just never listens," answered Kurama.
Flash pointed and hissed and the boy in green known as Yusuke, "Now mouse boy! OR I'LL SMITE YOUUUU!"
Yusuke sighed and went over to the little stand to buy everyone his or her usual lunch. Yusuke ordered himself and Kuwabara a burger and fries, Kurama fries and a soda, Hiei a burger with a soda and Flash some nachos and cheese with a coffee.
Yusuke was walking back to the table with his arms piled with food and drinks. He placed everything down and slid everyone's order to them. Yusuke sat between Kurama and the boy dressed in Blue known as Kuwabara. The boy next to Flash was Hiei.
Kurama took a sip of his soda and smiled. He like going out for lunch every Friday with his friends. Even though Autumn wasn't there during the school year unless she had vacation he still liked just spending time with his friends. Even though if they were slowly turning him insane but that was okay.
He missed Autumn a lot. Every night he wished that she lived here in Japan. He used to wish that he lived in America but doesn't anymore, unless all of his friends for some reason moved there.
In his opinion his friends were the best. He had to perfect group. There was Yusuke the bully of Sarayashki Jr. High along with Kuwabara. Hiei was his best friend and always will be, even though Hiei can get annoying since he's always depressed but Kurama didn't blame him. He did have a bad child hood. Then came Flash the wiseass lion demon that always had to comment on something. Flash had a big mouth that always got her in trouble even her friends at times. She could always brighten someone's day...or make it a living place of hell times 1000. Over all she was very odd and had the worst coffee addiction he had ever seen.
Last was Autumn. Him and Autumn have been together for about two years or over 40 in their demon forms. He loved her very much. When ever Autumn is here for a visit her and Flash stir up all kinds of trouble...most of them end up with the two in jail and Kurama having to bail them out.
"Oh Autumn's mail came in last night," said Flash taking out three small packages and handing one to Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei.
Yusuke placed it in front of him, "No way in hell I'm opening it."
"Why not?" asked Flash.
Kuwabara grabbed his and opened it like an eight year old on Christmas. He pulled out some kind of bar on a rope. He blinked at it, "What's this?"
"Its soap baka," said Hiei.
"What's soap?"
"Its this thing that makes you smell better."
"O0o0o0o."
"Why won't you open it?" asked Flash turning back to Yusuke.
"Don't you remember last time she sent me something?" asked Yusuke.
Flash didn't answer and stared at him.
"I'd take that as a no," said Hiei.
Yusuke sighed, "Last time she sent me something it was a picture of Kuwabara in a swim suit doing a pose."
"Oh yeah!" said Flash. "Then you screamed and then fainted from the lack of air and when you woke up the same thing happened!" Yusuke poked the package, "No way I'm falling for that again."
"Just open it," said Flash jugging the rest of her coffee.
"No."
"C'mon."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"I'll show the whole school a video tape of you playing with your teddy bear."
Kuwabara burst out laughing. Hiei smirked and Kurama was trying not to laugh. Yusuke's eyes shot open the size of dinner plates.
"You wouldn't!"
"Of course I would! I showed the school a picture of Kuwabara and his cat, he was being all girly and shit."
Kuwabara glared at Flash. "Stupid mean girl!"
Flash ignored him knowing it was a lame comeback and continued blackmailing Yusuke.
"Fine! I'll open it!" said Yusuke showing both his palms to Flash in defeat.
Flash squealed in delight. Everyone watched Yusuke very, very, very, very slowly open the package.
Winter: Well that's it for now! -Dodges random objects being throw at her-
Wisdom: Do you like torturing your readers?
Winter: Its kind of fun but..........................................
Hiei: But.............
Winter: I LIED –insane laughter- THE CHAPTER ISN'T OVER YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –Dodges a shoe- -glares at you- I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T OVER!!! Wisdom: Winter, that was Hiei.
Hiei: -Glares at Wisdom-
Winter: Oh...-attacks Hiei with Botan's oar-
Wisdom: -Takes out notebook- Guess I'll finish the chapter. Lets see...- puts on reading glasses-
Flash squealed in delight. Everyone watched Yusuke very, very, very, very slowly open the package. Yusuke look inside to see one of those little telescope things that you hold up to your eye and see all the different colors.
"See. I told you it wasn't anything bad," said Flash.
Yusuke held it like it was about to blow up. "I still don't trust her."
"What does it do?" asked Hiei.
"You hold it up to your eye and see all these colors and things," answered Kurama.
Yusuke shrugged and put it to his eye looking at all the colors. When he placed it back in the package she had a black ring around his eye. Everyone covered his or her mouth to keep from laughing out loud.
Flash turned to Hiei and gave him the puppy face.
"Please open it?" she pouted her lips.
Kurama rolled his eyes.
"Oh fine," said Hiei and opened it.
When it was open and little boxing clove came shooting out and hit Hiei in the face making him fall backwards out of his chair. He growled at Yusuke, Kuwabara and Flash who were laughing. He sat back up and had all this powder stuff on him.
"You knew about that didn't you?" he asked Flash.
Flash nodded happily. Hiei glared at her. Flash glared back and hissed.
"Aw now kiss and make up," teased Kuwabara. Flash threw her empty nacho tray and Kuwabara and it hit him in the face making the left over cheese go all over him. Kurama chuckled as Yusuke pointed at laughed.
A beeping noise came from Kurama's arm, he looked down at his watch, "Look like I better get going. You three should go back to school too."
Flash stood up, "I'd cut out for the rest of the day but then I lose credit in math..."
Kurama's sweat dropped, "You told me you were doing fine."
"I only said that so you would get off my case," she said.
The five of them started walking out of the park. Kurama went off to the right to go back to school and Flash dragged Yusuke and Kuwabara to the left as Hiei walked next to her.
Kurama got back to school a couple minutes earlier so he decided to go to his locker for the hell of it. On his locker and all the others was a flyer with people playing instruments and on the top it said, "BATTLE OF THE BANDS." Under the picture was all the information. As he read it the principle walked by.
"Oh Shuichi glade to see you!" he said walking up to him. "How's our best student today?"
"I'm fine sir," answered Kurama as he gave a small bow.
"I saw you walk off with some girl, is she anyone special?"
"No sir just a friend...my girlfriend lives in America."
"Oh I see..." the principle gazed down at the flyer Kurama was holding. "Oh good! I'm glade to see your entering!"
Kurama gave him a confused look, "But I..."
"Its great to know that you are joining the battle! Well I have to go have a nice day!" he said then walked off.
Kurama stared after him, "But I wasn't...........ah crap!"
Just then the bell rang. Kurama crumpled up the flyer and threw it into his locker grabbing his book and slamming to door shut.
"What did I just get myself into now?" he asked himself then walked to class.
Winter: I don't know much about Kurama's school so if I got anything wrong on the principle lemme know and I'll change it...
Hiei: Am I in the band?
Winter: Mebbe......
Hiei: Tell me.
Winter: Nope! You'll have to find out like the readers!
Hiei: I don't like you right now.
Winter: You don't like any body.
Hiei: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Wisdom: It is a bad thing!
Hiei:
Winter: Now end this!
Hiei: Please review!
Winter: AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!!!!!!!
-Credits start going-