Oh The Insanity Of It All!
Written by: Elven Warrior1
Chapter three: Snapes' got issues
(Snape Manor)
"You've got to be kidding me!" Severus Snape snapped at the Minister Of Magic, whom stood before him with many aurors. "This is bloody insane! You have no evidence that I did any of this! Nothing at all!" Fudge calmly sighed, pulling out the recent divorce document. Severus took it,read it, and looked up with shocked eyes. "What?" He stated stupidly. "When? Why?!"
"Miss. –"
"Mrs. Snape." Severus snapped, attempting to rip the document.
"Miss. Shroyer came into the Ministry early this afternoon with evidence of the rape crimes you have commited. Soon after, she filed the divorce. Younge Mr. Harry Potter was with her, a lovely couple they make. You can see the love in their eyes everytime they look at eachother. Don't you think? Did you ever look at Annaleise the way Harry looks at her?" Severus just stood there, shocked, and suddenly angry.
"She can't file for a divorce when we've been bonded!" He yelled, throwing the nearest object he could find at the Minister. "And she cannot file for divorce when the other partner does not want it! So therefore, it can't be- "
"There was no bond Mr. Snape." Kingsley Shaklebot said, placing the items that Severus threw on the table next to him. "Annaliese did not love you, so the bond that was supposidly created wasn't done. The other partner must love the other before you can call it a bond. Miss, Annaleise Shroyer had no love for you, for she was forced into your marriage, kidnapped from a wedding she was taking part in, one marriage to a Mr. Harry Potter. You're being arrested, Severus Salazarr Snape, for several accounts of rape and the battery of your former wife. This adds up to 19 years in Azkaban, then poroll with guards with you at all times. Terribly sorry"
With that, The aurors placed a body bind on Severus Snape, carrying his stiff form away from the Snape Mannor, and apparating to Azkaban prision.
Chapter three: Snapes' got issues
(Snape Manor)
"You've got to be kidding me!" Severus Snape snapped at the Minister Of Magic, whom stood before him with many aurors. "This is bloody insane! You have no evidence that I did any of this! Nothing at all!" Fudge calmly sighed, pulling out the recent divorce document. Severus took it,read it, and looked up with shocked eyes. "What?" He stated stupidly. "When? Why?!"
"Miss. –"
"Mrs. Snape." Severus snapped, attempting to rip the document.
"Miss. Shroyer came into the Ministry early this afternoon with evidence of the rape crimes you have commited. Soon after, she filed the divorce. Younge Mr. Harry Potter was with her, a lovely couple they make. You can see the love in their eyes everytime they look at eachother. Don't you think? Did you ever look at Annaleise the way Harry looks at her?" Severus just stood there, shocked, and suddenly angry.
"She can't file for a divorce when we've been bonded!" He yelled, throwing the nearest object he could find at the Minister. "And she cannot file for divorce when the other partner does not want it! So therefore, it can't be- "
"There was no bond Mr. Snape." Kingsley Shaklebot said, placing the items that Severus threw on the table next to him. "Annaliese did not love you, so the bond that was supposidly created wasn't done. The other partner must love the other before you can call it a bond. Miss, Annaleise Shroyer had no love for you, for she was forced into your marriage, kidnapped from a wedding she was taking part in, one marriage to a Mr. Harry Potter. You're being arrested, Severus Salazarr Snape, for several accounts of rape and the battery of your former wife. This adds up to 19 years in Azkaban, then poroll with guards with you at all times. Terribly sorry"
With that, The aurors placed a body bind on Severus Snape, carrying his stiff form away from the Snape Mannor, and apparating to Azkaban prision.