Passing Notes… No Siriusly

A/N: My new chapter! I'm having a lot of fun with this and I hope all of you are having fun reading it!

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History of Magic

James: Did you miss us?

Peter: Yeah, dawgs…

Remus: Where did you two go?

James: We went to the Quidditch Pitch, flew around a bit… why?

Remus: We got detention for not knowing. McAlester just kept asking. I guess he didn't see you leave while he wrote on the board…

Sirius: He's dumb for a teacher. I guess he doesn't really have eyes in the back of his head like he says.

James: Yeah, I suspected as much.

Sirius: Ahem, this is my paper and therefore only transferable betwixt my friends and I.

James: What did I do?

Sirius: You replaced me with the new pop star over there.

James: What? Replaced you? No…

Sirius: Yeah, so now only Remus and I can use this paper because I'm replacing you with him.

Remus: What? Why?

Sirius: Because you're my runner-up best friend.

Remus: No, I meant why me, God, why me!?

Sirius: … Whatever. So later do you want to go throw moldy refried beans on Slytherins?

Remus: Why?

Sirius: To watch them cringe. I figure from what you did in Potions you'll make an O.K. prankster.

Peter: Naw, dude, you're looking for someone like me; not some bookish nerd like Lupin, right?

Sirius: Stop trying to be cool, Nuts-for-Brains, it's against Marauder Code Number Seven; Besides Remus is my new best friend!… Right?

Remus: Well, after what Wormtail said, sure.

Sirius: I thought you'd see it my way!

James: Wait a minute, what did Remus do in Potions?

Sirius: He was angry because of the detention and as soon as McAlester turned away from us, he wadded up the pink slip and threw it at the back of McAlester's head. Now, get your own paper, "dawg".

Remus: And after we throw refried beans at the Slytherins, do you want to tease the Prefects into thinking they've all failed?

Sirius: hmmm… nice. Remus, old friend, this just might be the start of a beautiful best friendship.

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P.S. Diamond004, I will try to answer your questions next chapter! These several I had had prewritten.