Passing Notes… No, Siriusly
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this Fan Fiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Thanks for all of the great reviews, although I think they're starting to go to my head (lol!). Anyway, part of the next two chapters might seem a little more siriu… I mean, serious, but I hope you all can forgive me! I've tried to put in as much humor as I found possible!
Transfiguration (the next day)
Sirius: That was awesome yesterday evening! Those Slytherins cringed like mad!
Remus: The best part was when we got Snape!
Sirius: And then your Speech Charm! Lestrange looked like a blubbering fool!
James: What are you passing this note so excitedly about?
Remus: Yesterday we covered Slytherins in refried beans.
James: But Sirius and I were supposed to do that together!
Sirius: Ahem, my paper?
James: How did it go with the Slytherins?
Sirius: It went well; actually that's an understatement, it went awesome!
James: Really? That rocks!
Sirius: Yeah, Snape got it all down his shirt and it was swimming in that organism on his hair!
James: MUAHAHA! (cackles evilly)
Sirius: But we're not supposed to be talking about it because this is my paper and only Remus and I can use it.
James: Oh, right…
Remus: Give it up! You two obviously want to talk to each other!
Sirius: Fine, but Wormtail can't use it.
James: Really? You mean you like me again?
Sirius: Of course! Well, moderately anyway…. You're on friend probation.
Remus: Great!
James: What about Peter?
Sirius: No, I still hate him…. Speaking of him, what'd you do to his arm?
James: His arm? Nothing, why?
Sirius: He's rubbing his left arm pretty furiously.
Remus: Maybe he has a rash or something. Anyway, are you two prepared for that Charms test?
James: TEST?!
Sirius: WHAT CHARMS TEST?!
Remus: I'll take that as a 'no' then. The one Flitwick warned us about.
Sirius: When was this?
Remus: Last week, remember?
James: It must have been the day that we skipped to prepare the Funk we put in Snivellus's undershorts.
Remus: Funk?
Sirius: Yeah! Vinegar, alcohol (medicinal), cream cheese (mold is optional), baking soda, raw egg yolks, ketchup, and garlic (for a worse stench) all mixed up!
James: The cream cheese is the key ingredient!
Remus: You'd think with your brains you two would have something better to do than cook up things like that…. (sigh)
James: I think McGonagall saw you pass the note.
Sirius: She's coming our way!
Remus: Don't give the note to me! Put it under your book, Sirius!
A/N: Beware of the Funk! LOL! Anyway, please review! (BTW, if you haven't noticed, anyway is my official word).
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this Fan Fiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Thanks for all of the great reviews, although I think they're starting to go to my head (lol!). Anyway, part of the next two chapters might seem a little more siriu… I mean, serious, but I hope you all can forgive me! I've tried to put in as much humor as I found possible!
Transfiguration (the next day)
Sirius: That was awesome yesterday evening! Those Slytherins cringed like mad!
Remus: The best part was when we got Snape!
Sirius: And then your Speech Charm! Lestrange looked like a blubbering fool!
James: What are you passing this note so excitedly about?
Remus: Yesterday we covered Slytherins in refried beans.
James: But Sirius and I were supposed to do that together!
Sirius: Ahem, my paper?
James: How did it go with the Slytherins?
Sirius: It went well; actually that's an understatement, it went awesome!
James: Really? That rocks!
Sirius: Yeah, Snape got it all down his shirt and it was swimming in that organism on his hair!
James: MUAHAHA! (cackles evilly)
Sirius: But we're not supposed to be talking about it because this is my paper and only Remus and I can use it.
James: Oh, right…
Remus: Give it up! You two obviously want to talk to each other!
Sirius: Fine, but Wormtail can't use it.
James: Really? You mean you like me again?
Sirius: Of course! Well, moderately anyway…. You're on friend probation.
Remus: Great!
James: What about Peter?
Sirius: No, I still hate him…. Speaking of him, what'd you do to his arm?
James: His arm? Nothing, why?
Sirius: He's rubbing his left arm pretty furiously.
Remus: Maybe he has a rash or something. Anyway, are you two prepared for that Charms test?
James: TEST?!
Sirius: WHAT CHARMS TEST?!
Remus: I'll take that as a 'no' then. The one Flitwick warned us about.
Sirius: When was this?
Remus: Last week, remember?
James: It must have been the day that we skipped to prepare the Funk we put in Snivellus's undershorts.
Remus: Funk?
Sirius: Yeah! Vinegar, alcohol (medicinal), cream cheese (mold is optional), baking soda, raw egg yolks, ketchup, and garlic (for a worse stench) all mixed up!
James: The cream cheese is the key ingredient!
Remus: You'd think with your brains you two would have something better to do than cook up things like that…. (sigh)
James: I think McGonagall saw you pass the note.
Sirius: She's coming our way!
Remus: Don't give the note to me! Put it under your book, Sirius!
A/N: Beware of the Funk! LOL! Anyway, please review! (BTW, if you haven't noticed, anyway is my official word).