Passing Notes… No Siriusly
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this Fan Fiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Hello, everybody! I'm back to humor, just in case you wanted to know. This chapter (I think so anyway) is very funny. Hope you like it!
Charms (After Test)
James: Ack! I failed I think!
Peter: Nah, not you, Prongsy!
Sirius: What did you just call him?
Peter: Prongsy?
Sirius: NO! That's my nickname for him! You can't have it!
Remus: Relax, Sirius, it's just a name; it's not like he's stealing a thousand galleons or something.
James: Yeah, breathe, Padfoot, calm down. How d'you think you did?
Sirius: Well, does this answer your question? 1/35
James: You think you only missed one?
Sirius: No, I think I missed thirty-four. I know I got the one about Uric the Oddball right and I may have gotten the one about the Asterothain. Hopefully I did; then I can at least have a total score of… 4/105
Peter: Hah! I bet you got a 3! I probably got a 50!
Remus: … You can't get a fifty on this test; only 48s or 51s.
Peter: Why not?
Sirius: Forget it; it's too mathematical.
James: So, Peter, how's your rash?
Peter: What? Oh, that green funky one on my shoulder? Or do you mean the purple fuzzy one on my back?
James: ….
Remus: No, the one on your left forearm.
James: That was just a little too gross for me.
Peter: Oh, that's not a rash.
Sirius: What is it, then?
Peter: A bug bite? I dunno. I'm no doctor.
Sirius: Let me see it; I'm good at distinguishing between different bug bites.
Peter: No…. I'll just have Madame Pomfrey look at it later….
Sirius: But I'm really good at it!
James: But do you know why?
Sirius: Enlighten me, Oh-So-Gifted Professor
James: It's because all the bugs in the world hate you and formed a conspiracy called: Operation Bite Bug Boy.
Remus: …Well, that was different…
Sirius: I'll say….
A/N: I'll say, too… I have no clue where it came from either… Oh, I know!… It came… from the inner depths… (tear, tear)… of my heart….
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this Fan Fiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Hello, everybody! I'm back to humor, just in case you wanted to know. This chapter (I think so anyway) is very funny. Hope you like it!
Charms (After Test)
James: Ack! I failed I think!
Peter: Nah, not you, Prongsy!
Sirius: What did you just call him?
Peter: Prongsy?
Sirius: NO! That's my nickname for him! You can't have it!
Remus: Relax, Sirius, it's just a name; it's not like he's stealing a thousand galleons or something.
James: Yeah, breathe, Padfoot, calm down. How d'you think you did?
Sirius: Well, does this answer your question? 1/35
James: You think you only missed one?
Sirius: No, I think I missed thirty-four. I know I got the one about Uric the Oddball right and I may have gotten the one about the Asterothain. Hopefully I did; then I can at least have a total score of… 4/105
Peter: Hah! I bet you got a 3! I probably got a 50!
Remus: … You can't get a fifty on this test; only 48s or 51s.
Peter: Why not?
Sirius: Forget it; it's too mathematical.
James: So, Peter, how's your rash?
Peter: What? Oh, that green funky one on my shoulder? Or do you mean the purple fuzzy one on my back?
James: ….
Remus: No, the one on your left forearm.
James: That was just a little too gross for me.
Peter: Oh, that's not a rash.
Sirius: What is it, then?
Peter: A bug bite? I dunno. I'm no doctor.
Sirius: Let me see it; I'm good at distinguishing between different bug bites.
Peter: No…. I'll just have Madame Pomfrey look at it later….
Sirius: But I'm really good at it!
James: But do you know why?
Sirius: Enlighten me, Oh-So-Gifted Professor
James: It's because all the bugs in the world hate you and formed a conspiracy called: Operation Bite Bug Boy.
Remus: …Well, that was different…
Sirius: I'll say….
A/N: I'll say, too… I have no clue where it came from either… Oh, I know!… It came… from the inner depths… (tear, tear)… of my heart….