Passing Notes… No Siriusly
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this Fan Fiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Sorry I didn't answer your questions, Diamond004. I just didn't think those things should be said right in the open, so I tried to hint at them subtly. The answer to both questions is yes. However, because they had no clue that Peter was with Voldemort and such a backstabber until they were older, I didn't think I could present that issue very vividly. Sorry for the subtlety. So, this is my new chapter, and if anyone was wondering what the Asterothain is from the last chapter, I'm working on another fan fiction that I will put up after this one that deals with that. Thanks to everyone for the reviews! Hope you find this chapter just as hilarious!
Muggle Studies
Remus: Wahoo! Today we're learning about computers!
Sirius: What the crap is a computer?!
James: Remus, if you're half and half why do you take this class?
Remus: Because I know I can pass it.
James: Oh, brother….
Sirius: What the crap is a computer?!
Remus: That's a computer, over there by Malfoy's big butt.
James: Why did you have to point out the butt? Why, Remus, why?
Remus: Because it was protruding…. (fake tears) I'm so sorry, James!
Sirius: What kind of monster is that?
Remus: It's not a monster; it's a machine.
Sirius: Same difference.
Remus: DIE, OXYMORONS, DIE!!!!
James: Hey, I'm not an oxymoron.
Sirius: What does a computer do?
Remus: (heavy sigh) I didn't call you an oxymoron, James; it's a literal term. And you, Sirius, if you would pay attention, you might learn that.
Sirius: (laughs) learn (more laughs) pay attention (choking laughter)
James: (laughs)
Remus: What's so funny?
James: You think he's gonna pay attention. (laughs harder)
Remus: It would be appreciated.
Sirius: So?
James: Pay attention; that was so funny, Moony!
Remus: Well, he might learn something.
Sirius: Aw, now don't get upset, Remus.
James: Yeah, we're just kidding.
Remus: Prove it. Pay attention all class period.
James: Pay…
Sirius: Attention?… (gasp)
Remus: That's right.
James: (groan) okay.
Sirius: (yawn) fine, but attention is boring.
Remus: Waha! My plan worked! Now I'm the Captain of the HMS Marauder! (evil laugh)
Sirius: Are we each slowly going insane, one by one, or is it just me?
James: (shrug) it's you.
A/N: When I wrote this I was really bored, so I needed something to pick up my spirit… and this is what worked. I hope you liked it! Please review!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this Fan Fiction. They belong to J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Sorry I didn't answer your questions, Diamond004. I just didn't think those things should be said right in the open, so I tried to hint at them subtly. The answer to both questions is yes. However, because they had no clue that Peter was with Voldemort and such a backstabber until they were older, I didn't think I could present that issue very vividly. Sorry for the subtlety. So, this is my new chapter, and if anyone was wondering what the Asterothain is from the last chapter, I'm working on another fan fiction that I will put up after this one that deals with that. Thanks to everyone for the reviews! Hope you find this chapter just as hilarious!
Muggle Studies
Remus: Wahoo! Today we're learning about computers!
Sirius: What the crap is a computer?!
James: Remus, if you're half and half why do you take this class?
Remus: Because I know I can pass it.
James: Oh, brother….
Sirius: What the crap is a computer?!
Remus: That's a computer, over there by Malfoy's big butt.
James: Why did you have to point out the butt? Why, Remus, why?
Remus: Because it was protruding…. (fake tears) I'm so sorry, James!
Sirius: What kind of monster is that?
Remus: It's not a monster; it's a machine.
Sirius: Same difference.
Remus: DIE, OXYMORONS, DIE!!!!
James: Hey, I'm not an oxymoron.
Sirius: What does a computer do?
Remus: (heavy sigh) I didn't call you an oxymoron, James; it's a literal term. And you, Sirius, if you would pay attention, you might learn that.
Sirius: (laughs) learn (more laughs) pay attention (choking laughter)
James: (laughs)
Remus: What's so funny?
James: You think he's gonna pay attention. (laughs harder)
Remus: It would be appreciated.
Sirius: So?
James: Pay attention; that was so funny, Moony!
Remus: Well, he might learn something.
Sirius: Aw, now don't get upset, Remus.
James: Yeah, we're just kidding.
Remus: Prove it. Pay attention all class period.
James: Pay…
Sirius: Attention?… (gasp)
Remus: That's right.
James: (groan) okay.
Sirius: (yawn) fine, but attention is boring.
Remus: Waha! My plan worked! Now I'm the Captain of the HMS Marauder! (evil laugh)
Sirius: Are we each slowly going insane, one by one, or is it just me?
James: (shrug) it's you.
A/N: When I wrote this I was really bored, so I needed something to pick up my spirit… and this is what worked. I hope you liked it! Please review!