Mario, Luigi and Yoshi were walking back to Mario and Luigi's house so they could come up with a strategy to beat EM. Well it was really Luigi and Yoshi planning and Mario was picking his nose and singing happy birthday to himself. As they were walking, something finally snapped in Mario's brain.
"Today's not my birthday, is it?" Mario asked, Luigi and Yoshi were already frustrated enough having to hear him sing happy birthday to himself.
"NO!" The two yelled at the same time.
"Oh ok… then that means that it's Luigi's birthday. Happy birthday Luigi!" Mario yelled as he gave his brother a hug.
"It's not my birthday Mario." Luigi said, trying to get out of Mario's death grip.
"Oh don't be modest." Mario said. He let go of his brother and began to sing again.
"Not this again." Yoshi said.
"What do you care? You don't have ears." Luigi replied, covering his.
"Yes I do, they're just really small holes in the sides of my face." Yoshi said. He stuck his extremely long tongue out at Luigi and accidentally turned him into an egg.
While the three of them were walking, EM was close behind. He had nearly caught up to them but didn't want to attack until they got back to the house. He heard the entire fight between Mario and Luigi clearly. He thought it was funny to see them fight because, well, he was evil.
"I can see the house. Soon they will die." EM whispered to himself as he approached the house.
Mario was the first to reach the house because he ran. As soon as he reached the house he hugged it and told it that it was Luigi's birthday. Luigi ran up and explained to the house that Mario was a little confused and he wasn't thinking strait. The house didn't say anything though… because it was a house and can't talk because it's a house.
"Are you guys talking to your house?" Yoshi asked, confused and disturbed by what the brothers were doing.
"Yeah, so." Luigi answered.
"There's nothing wrong with that Yoshi." Mario added.
"Ok…" Yoshi said, backing away from the brothers slowly.
"You're going the wrong way Yoshi, the house is over here." Mario said. He walked over to Yoshi and started pushing him to the house.
When the three were inside the house EM ran up and went to the window. He looked in and saw them sitting in the living room talking about something. He couldn't make it out through the window and couldn't read lips so he guessed what they were saying. The following is what he guessed.
"So Mario, did you smack the dog yet?" Luigi asked. He was drinking a glass of tea.
"No, but I did break the chair in the mushroom swamps." Mario answered.
"Ok, I'll paint the cow blue later then." Luigi then replied.
After improvising this far, EM decided he wasn't getting what they were saying right and busted the door down instead. The three of them stood up and got ready to fight as EM pulled something out of one of his pockets.
"Hey, did the house give you permission to do that?" Mario asked, raising one of his fists.
"The house is an inanimate object, it doesn't have a mind." EM explained.
"How dare you." Mario said as he jumped at EM and punched him into the wall.
"Well that was interesting, I never knew I came from such a weakling." EM replied and got out of the hole in the wall that he had made.
"Take this." Luigi said. He jump kick at EM. EM grabbed his leg and threw him out the window.
"Try this on for size you bad person." Yoshi said as he went to head butt EM. EM avoided the attack and grabbed Yoshi by the tail and slammed him against the wall.
"Well it looks like you're the only one left Mario." EM said. He was cracking his knuckles, preparing to attack Mario.
"Hey, let's make a bet. If I hit you before you hit me, you leave." Mario said.
"Well what happens if I hit you first?" EM asked.
"You still leave." Mario said, hoping EM would fall for it.
"How about if I get you first, I get to kill you." EM suggested.
"Ok." Mario said. He quickly punched EM in the face before he could notice.
"That's not fair." EM complained.
"You never said I couldn't do that." Mario said, grinning.
"Ok." EM said as he left the house.
EM walked back to Bowser's castle so he could get help.
"Magic Koopa, where's my damn sandwich." Bowser yelled from his throne.
"You already ate it." Magic Koopa said. He was sitting in a seat by the throne. Just then EM walked into the room.
"Well?" Bowser asked.
"I'm sorry sir. Mario outsmarted me." EM said, putting his head down in shame.
"What?" Bowser asked. Soon after he began to laugh hysterically.
"You got outsmarted…by Mario?" Magic Koopa asked in disbelief.
"I'm sorry master." EM replied.
"Well Magic Koopa, now you know what's going to happen." Bowser said as he turned to Magic Koopa. He was about to spit fire on Magic Koopa when he was stopped.
"Mario II." Magic Koopa said as he was about to be charred.
"Why did you have to say that?" Bowser asked. He once again ran from the room crying.
"EM, here's the new plan to kill Mario." Magic Koopa said. He began to whisper something in EM's ear.
Meanwhile…
"Mario, I told you not to put your head in the jar." Yoshi said as he tried to pull Mario's head out of a cookie jar.
"I wanted to have a cookie though." Mario said, licking the inside of the jar.
"You should have just grabbed one Mario." Luigi said. He was pulling on Mario. They finally got Mario's head out of the jar. Just then there was a knock on the door. Mario went to see who it was.
"Who is it Mario?" Luigi asked.
"It's EM, I'll let him in." Mario said as he began to open the door.
"Noooooo!" Luigi and Yoshi yelled.
CHAPTER 4 WILL BE UP FAIRLY SOON. PLEASE R&R.