CHAPTER 4
"Mario no!" Luigi yelled as Mario opened the door.
"Hi EM. What brings you here?" Mario asked. EM held a bullet bill gun on his shoulder and was aiming it at right at Mario's forehead.
"Your death." EM replied.
"I'm not dead though." Mario said. He was confused by EM's return. Just then he though he knew why he was there.
"Mario! Close the door!" Luigi yelled.
"Why? He's only here for your birthday. Look, he brought you a gift." Mario said. He took the gun from EM's hand and gave it to Luigi.
"Mario, it's not...well thanks EM." Luigi said as a smirk grew on his face. He began shooting bullet bills at EM.
"Ahhhhh!" EM yelled as he dodged the bullet bills. He ran up and took the gun from Luigi and blasted a bullet bill at Mario. Mario dodged the bullet (get it? Dodged the bullet?).
"What was that for?" Mario asked.
"You must die Mario, that's what master Magic Koopa has ordered." EM said as he shot another bullet bill at Mario. Mario couldn't jump in time and was knocked into the wall behind him.
"I'm sorry house! Please forgive me!" Mario yelled as he hit the wall.
"You're forgiven." The house replied.
"What the hell?" Yoshi and EM both shouted in disbelief when the house spoke.
"I told you it wasn't weird to talk to the house." Luigi said.
"Now you will pay for what you did to my house." Mario said. He jumped into the air and landed on EM's head.
"Owww." EM said in pain. Luigi then ran at EM and punched him into a chair.
"Take this." Yoshi yelled and ground pounded EM in the...uh... private place.
"OOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!" EM screamed as Yoshi crushed his nards. He was limping toward the door when Mario grabbed him and tossed him out on his butt.
"Don't you ever come back either." Mario yelled, slamming the door.
"Yeah, what Mario said." The house added. EM waddled back to Bowser's castle, cradling his nards.
"I swear if he fails again you're really dead." Bowser said to Magic Koopa.
"He won't fail Bowser." Magic Koopa replied. Just then EM waddled in.
"They beat me again. How could I fail?" EM whined, falling to the floor.
"That's it Magic Koopa." Bowser said.
"Mario II." Magic Koopa said.
"That won't work this time." Bowser replied as he raised his fist.
"Really?" Magic Koopa asked as he raised his arms to defend himself.
"No..." Bowser said, a tear coming to his eye. He once again... oh you know.
"How could you lose?" Magic Koopa asked, getting really mad at EM.
"All three of them teamed up on me." EM answered.
"Well this time my plan is full proof." Magic Koopa said and started whispering in EM's ear. EM began to smile as he heard Magic Koopa's plan.
Meanwhile...
"Again Mario?" Yoshi asked. His face was turning red because he was so mad.
"I wanted another cookie though." Mario said.
"You stuck your head in the fish bowl." Yoshi said, getting frustrated.
"I wanted to see if the fish had any cookies." Mario said innocently.
"Hey, where are the fish?" Yoshi asked, noticing that Luigi's fish were gone.
"I though they were goldfish crackers." Mario answered. He had sucked up all the water in the bowl too.
"Luigi's going to kill you when he finds out." Yoshi said just as he pulled Mario's head out of the bowl.
"No he won't, I'll tell him you did it." Mario said reassuringly.
"What?" Yoshi asked, angrier than ever.
"I'm not repeating myself, Yoshi." Mario answered and left the room. As soon as Mario left, Luigi walked in and saw the empty fish bowl in Yoshi's hands.
"Yoshi!" Mario heard Luigi yell from the other room. He then heard things crash on the ground and a few cuss words. Yoshi walked out to Mario, beaten up.
"That seems painful." Mario said smiling.
"Bite me." Yoshi replied, so Mario bit him in the tail. Just then there was a knock on the door and Mario went to see whom it was.
"If it's EM, don't answer." Luigi, who had just entered the room, said.
"It's not EM. It's EM and Bowser. I'll let them in." Mario said as he opened the door.
"Here we go again." Yoshi said.
CHAPTER 5 IS ON ITS WAY. THAT WILL PROBABLY BE THE LAST ONE SO LOOK OUT FOR IT.
"Mario no!" Luigi yelled as Mario opened the door.
"Hi EM. What brings you here?" Mario asked. EM held a bullet bill gun on his shoulder and was aiming it at right at Mario's forehead.
"Your death." EM replied.
"I'm not dead though." Mario said. He was confused by EM's return. Just then he though he knew why he was there.
"Mario! Close the door!" Luigi yelled.
"Why? He's only here for your birthday. Look, he brought you a gift." Mario said. He took the gun from EM's hand and gave it to Luigi.
"Mario, it's not...well thanks EM." Luigi said as a smirk grew on his face. He began shooting bullet bills at EM.
"Ahhhhh!" EM yelled as he dodged the bullet bills. He ran up and took the gun from Luigi and blasted a bullet bill at Mario. Mario dodged the bullet (get it? Dodged the bullet?).
"What was that for?" Mario asked.
"You must die Mario, that's what master Magic Koopa has ordered." EM said as he shot another bullet bill at Mario. Mario couldn't jump in time and was knocked into the wall behind him.
"I'm sorry house! Please forgive me!" Mario yelled as he hit the wall.
"You're forgiven." The house replied.
"What the hell?" Yoshi and EM both shouted in disbelief when the house spoke.
"I told you it wasn't weird to talk to the house." Luigi said.
"Now you will pay for what you did to my house." Mario said. He jumped into the air and landed on EM's head.
"Owww." EM said in pain. Luigi then ran at EM and punched him into a chair.
"Take this." Yoshi yelled and ground pounded EM in the...uh... private place.
"OOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!" EM screamed as Yoshi crushed his nards. He was limping toward the door when Mario grabbed him and tossed him out on his butt.
"Don't you ever come back either." Mario yelled, slamming the door.
"Yeah, what Mario said." The house added. EM waddled back to Bowser's castle, cradling his nards.
"I swear if he fails again you're really dead." Bowser said to Magic Koopa.
"He won't fail Bowser." Magic Koopa replied. Just then EM waddled in.
"They beat me again. How could I fail?" EM whined, falling to the floor.
"That's it Magic Koopa." Bowser said.
"Mario II." Magic Koopa said.
"That won't work this time." Bowser replied as he raised his fist.
"Really?" Magic Koopa asked as he raised his arms to defend himself.
"No..." Bowser said, a tear coming to his eye. He once again... oh you know.
"How could you lose?" Magic Koopa asked, getting really mad at EM.
"All three of them teamed up on me." EM answered.
"Well this time my plan is full proof." Magic Koopa said and started whispering in EM's ear. EM began to smile as he heard Magic Koopa's plan.
Meanwhile...
"Again Mario?" Yoshi asked. His face was turning red because he was so mad.
"I wanted another cookie though." Mario said.
"You stuck your head in the fish bowl." Yoshi said, getting frustrated.
"I wanted to see if the fish had any cookies." Mario said innocently.
"Hey, where are the fish?" Yoshi asked, noticing that Luigi's fish were gone.
"I though they were goldfish crackers." Mario answered. He had sucked up all the water in the bowl too.
"Luigi's going to kill you when he finds out." Yoshi said just as he pulled Mario's head out of the bowl.
"No he won't, I'll tell him you did it." Mario said reassuringly.
"What?" Yoshi asked, angrier than ever.
"I'm not repeating myself, Yoshi." Mario answered and left the room. As soon as Mario left, Luigi walked in and saw the empty fish bowl in Yoshi's hands.
"Yoshi!" Mario heard Luigi yell from the other room. He then heard things crash on the ground and a few cuss words. Yoshi walked out to Mario, beaten up.
"That seems painful." Mario said smiling.
"Bite me." Yoshi replied, so Mario bit him in the tail. Just then there was a knock on the door and Mario went to see whom it was.
"If it's EM, don't answer." Luigi, who had just entered the room, said.
"It's not EM. It's EM and Bowser. I'll let them in." Mario said as he opened the door.
"Here we go again." Yoshi said.
CHAPTER 5 IS ON ITS WAY. THAT WILL PROBABLY BE THE LAST ONE SO LOOK OUT FOR IT.