"Mario, no!" Yoshi yelled as Mario opened the door, letting Bowser and EM in the house.
"Hi…who are you?" Mario asked.
"Out of my way!" Bowser yelled, pushing Mario aside.
"Get out of here Bowser." Yoshi said. He ran up and punched him to the ground.
"MARIO II!" Mario yelled, making Bowser break down and cry again.
"Not again." EM said, pulling Bowser out of the house.
"If you leave now, we won't beat you too bad." Luigi said as EM walked back into the house.
"I don't want to fight you, I want to fight the stupid one." EM said. He began to look around and couldn't find Mario anywhere.
"Where did he go?" Luigi asked.
"There he is." Yoshi said, pointing out the window. Mario was outside comforting Bowser after what he said.
"It's okay Bowser, I wasn't in that one either." Mario said, patting Bowser's shoulder.
"Yes you were! You're the main character." Bowser said.
"Oh…ha ha!" Mario yelled as he went back in the house, Bowser crying again.
"What were you doing?" Yoshi asked.
"Making fun of Bowser." Mario replied, still giggling.
"How dare you!" EM yelled.
"Who are you?" Mario asked.
"I'm you!" EM screamed.
"Does that mean you're a mirror?" Mario asked.
"NO!" EM yelled, getting angrier by the second.
"It's my birthday!" Mario yelled.
"DIE!" EM yelled. He ran at Mario and punched him through the wall behind him.
"Ow… you're a mean mirror." Mario said, getting back to his feet.
"I'M NOT A MIRROR!!!" EM screamed, finally finished with Mario's nonsense. He ran into the other room and picked up Mario by him shirt collar.
"Hi Luigi." Mario said when EM picked him up.
"I'm not Lui…" EM began to say before Luigi kicked him in the back.
"Damn it!" EM yelled as he fell. Mario got back to his feet and began to attack Luigi.
"No Mario, I'm Luigi!" Luigi said.
"How dare you hurt my brother you mean mirror." Mario said. He picked Luigi up and threw him out the window and into Bowser.
"Now I'll finally be able to finish you off." Bowser said as he picked up the weakened Luigi by his neck.
"Mario II." Luigi chocked out. Bowser dropped him and began to cry and ran back to his castle.
"What a baby." Luigi said to himself and went back into the house.
"Here Luigi." Mario said, helping EM back to his feet.
"No!" Yoshi yelled.
"You idiot, I'm not Luigi." EM said, cocking his fist.
"Oh no." Mario said.
"Now you understand." EM said, about to punch Mario.
"You have amnesia!" Mario yelled, hugging EM.
"What, no I don't." EM said, trying to get out of Mario's death grip of a hug.
"Mario! What are you doing?" Luigi asked, walking back into the room.
"It's all your fault that Luigi has amnesia!" Mario yelled, throwing EM aside, and tackled Luigi.
"Mario, I'm Luigi." Luigi said, trying to get Mario off of him.
"Nuh uh." Mario said, getting back on his feet.
"Yes I am…at least that's what it says on my underwear." Luigi said, getting back to his feet as well.
"Well I guess underwear doesn't lie." Mario said.
"Now that all that confusion is over, why don't we finish him off?" Yoshi asked, pointing to EM, who was still on the ground.
"Why do you want to kill me?" Mario asked, picking up EM.
"That is what I was created for." EM said.
"Why?" Mario asked.
"That's what Magic Koopa has ordered me to do." EM answered.
"Why?" Mario asked again.
"He doesn't like you." EM answered again, getting a little frustrated.
"Why?" Mario asked.
"BECAUSE!" EM yelled.
"Okay." Mario said.
"Just put me down so I can kill you." EM said.
"No." Mario replied.
"Yes." EM said back.
"Why don't you turn good and kill Magic Koopa?" Mario asked.
"He created me." EM said.
"If you're made from me then I created you." Mario said, putting EM down.
"Did Mario just make sense?" Luigi asked Yoshi.
"I think so." Yoshi said as his eyes widened.
"You're right Mario, you are my creator." EM said.
"So I order you to kill Magic Koopa, tell Bowser 'Mario II' and do whatever you want after that." Mario ordered.
"Yes sir." EM said and ran out the door.
"Good job Mario." Luigi said, patting him on the back.
"Who are you?" Mario asked.
Meanwhile…
"EM, how did it go?" Magic Koopa asked as EM walked into the throne room.
"It went well." EM said, walking up to him.
"What are you doing?" Magic Koopa asked.
"Finishing my mission." EM said. He grabbed Magic Koopa by the head and snapped his neck.
"What's going on here?" Bowser asked, walking into the room.
"Mario II." EM said.
"You're so mean!" Bowser yelled and ran out of the room crying. EM left the castle after that, never to return and that was the end of that adventure.
The end.
I HAVE ONE MORE CHAPTER TO WRITE, THE "WHERE ARE THEY NOW?" CHAPTER. PLEASE R&R!