Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. I do own Syra, (is it possible to own yourself?) and Ryoko and Arora belong to my friends.
Syra: Now see what happened when my friends and I got bored and started to argue about our favorite characters! I give you: Arguathon!
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Ryoko: Welcome to the first annual Arguathon!
Person from audience: I thought this was a debate!
Ryoko: Not really. In a debate, a contestant is given one turn to argue their topic. In an Arguathon, the contestants argue back and forth continually until someone wins.
Same guy: Oh...
Ryoko: Anyway, lets introduce our contestants: Syra Lebru, who will be arguing that Yugi Muto is the best, and Arora Jamakuu, who will be arguing for Seto Kaiba. Syra, you go first.
Arora: Why does she get to go first?
Ryoko: It doesn't matter who goes first! Syra, go ahead and start.
Syra; Yugi Muto is the greatest man in the universe!
Arora: That is not true! Seto is much better!
Syra: No he isn't! Besides, Yugi's the better duelist! He beat Kaiba!
Arora: HIS NAME IS SETO!!! And anyway, he beat Yugi too!
Syra: That's only because he threatened that he might fall off the castle, and Yugi didn't want to risk hurting him!
Arora: That's what makes him weak, useless emotions!
Audience: o_O
Arora: What? Well at least Seto's tall.
Syra: *gasp* Well, at least Yugi's not a jerk, his soul wasn't stolen, and his dark side isn't a fat, ugly, pink haired and balding clown!
Arora: *gasp* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Syra: Why should I?
Arora: Why settle this with words, Syra?
Syra: You're on!
(In the audience)
Yugi: Why are they doing this again?
Seto: I have no idea.
Yugi: You want to grab a pizza?
Seto: Sure. *leaves the studio with Yugi*
Ryoko: Um...guys?
Syra: TAKE THAT!!!
Ryoko: Guys!
Arora: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!
Ryoko: GUYS!!!
Syra and Arora: WHAT!!!
Ryoko: The subjects of this Arguathon just left.
Syra and Arora: WHAT???!!!
Ryoko: Honestly, I don't even understand why you guys are even arguing over them, when everyone knows that Goten is the best.
Arora: What did you say?
Ryoko: I mean come on, Goten is stronger, cuter, can go super saiyan, can fly, and can control his energy; and all your boys can do is play cards.
Syra: Arora?
Arora: Yes Syra?
Syra: Let's forget our meaningless swable AND GET RYOKO!
Ryoko: Um...guys, you really don't want to that...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *runs out of the studio*
Syra and Arora: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *pelt Ryoko with worried squirrels and coconuts*
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Syra: Well, a winner wasn't determined...but I guess the reviewers can decide that. Until we meet again!