Syra: Wow, 7 reviews on the first day I had this thing up! You people must really like me!
Ryoko: No, they just like Yugi and Seto. Hey, who won anyway?
Syra: It was a tie, 2 for Yugi, and 2 for Seto.
Arora: You know, I really don't care anymore. I decided to dump Seto.
Eveyone: WHAT???!!!
Sinea: Yay! Now I get him! *glomps Seto*
Seto: *turns blue*
Disclaimer: I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and my friends still own their characters, and I still own myself.
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Syra: Hello and welcome to the second annual Arguathon!
Some guy from the audience: But you just had the first one last week!
Syra: Well, um, this is just the second one ok?
Same guy: Ok, but wasn't there another host last time?
Syra: We take turns...AND IF YOU INTERUPT AGAIN I'LL SICK ANGRY RABID SQUIRRELS ON YOU!
Guy from the audience: O_O
Syra: Anyways, our topic is: Who is better, Malik or Joey?
Amore: *walks in*
Syra: And here's our first contestant, Amore Borealis, who will be in favor of Joey Wheeler.
Li: *walks in*
Syra: And here's our other contestant, Li Inyasha, who will be arguing on behalf of Malik Ishtar.
Li: MALIK WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY!
Syra: Li! You're not supposed to say anything yet! For that sudden outburst, Amore gets to go first.
Amore: Yay! Joey is the best guy ever! He's the greatest duelist in the world! The only reason why Yugi or anybody else beat him is because he was distracted, thinking about me.
Syra: YUGI BEAT HIM BECAUSE HE'S BETTER THAN HIM!
The guy from the audience: Hey! You're just the host, you can't partake in this!
Syra: Whoops, sorry...HEY! What did I tell you about interrupting? Boys, open the gates!
Yugi & Yami: *release the squirrels*
The guy from the audience: *gets chased out*
Li: Um, Syra? Can I start now?
Syra: Sure.
Li: Amore, first of all, Malik is the greatest. Second of all, if they got into a duel, Malik would kick Joey's sorry *beep*...Where did that beeping sound come from?
Tea: *stands up from the audience* I am bound by the power of friendship to keep you from using naughty words. I hold in my hand the all mighty censor machine!
Amore: Right...Well at least Joey doesn't wear eyeliner.
Li: MALIK DOES NOT WEAR EYELINER!
Malik: I do not wear eyeliner!
Syra: Let's go to the tape.
Everyone: Huh?
(A large screen comes down from the ceiling. It starts to show Malik in front of a mirror, applying eyeliner.)
Everyone: O.O
Malik: ...Ok, I admit it! But I only did it because Kaiba bribed me with 50 dollars! *pulls a 50 dollar bill out of his pocket* See? Here it is!
Li: *looks very embarrassed* I can't believe it...
Amore: HA! At least Joey doesn't sink as low as to put makeup on for a bribe!
Joey: *walks in wearing makeup ALL over his face* *is holding a 100 dollar bill* Hello!
Amore: JOEY??!!
Malik: Why did he get a 100?
Li: *snicker*
Amore: I'M GONING TO GET YOU JOEY WHEELER!
Joey: O_O *starts running*
Malik: Run as fast as you can! *starts laughing*
Li: You're next!
Malik: Dear Ra...*starts running*
Syra: ^.^U Well, that's it for today!
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Syra: I'm running out of ideas, so new ideas will be welcomed with reviews. Bye for now!