Syra: *is banging her head against the wall* I! *bang* HATE! *bang* SCHOOL!!! *bang*
(This goes on for an hour or so)
Syra: @_@
Sinea: ...Incase you're wondering, she had to do a lot school projects, all in the same week, so she didn't have much time for a social life...
Amore: I think she's unconscious.
Arora: I know how to get her up. *takes in a deep breath* SYRA!!! I THINK I SEE YUGI IN HIS BOXERS!!!
Syra: *instantly jumps up and pulls a camera out of nowhere* WHERE?!!
All: *fall over*
Syra: Well, anyway, thanks for the reviews! And thank you Anime no Megami, A.M.T., and Crazy Kitties for the ideas. I decided I'm going to make it Yami vs. Ryou, and since you requested it, I'll put Megami and A.M.T in it. But, I also have two friends who are rabid fan girls of Yami and Ryou, so I have to put them in here too, otherwise they'd get really mad at me…
Arora: *whispers to Apriel and Nova-Rhenn* That means you can get rid of the weapons you're hiding behind your back.
Apriel & Nova-Rhenn: Oh, okay. *non-conspicuously drop machine guns, hand grenades, etc. into a conveniently located trash can*
Syra: So, this will be the first ever teamed Arguathon! And also, Malik won the last round.
Li: *snicker*
Amore: *glares*
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, my friend Sinea owns herself and Li, my other friend Arora owns herself, my other friend #2 Amore owns herself, my other friend #3 Apriel owns herself, and my other friend #4 Nova-Rhenn owns herself. I do however own myself, and what's left of my sanity...which isn't much...
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Bakura: *walks in, looking at a cue card and cursing under his breath*
Everyone: O.O What is HE doing here?
Bakura: I'm the host, what do you think? Bakas…
(In the audience)
Arora: Um, Syra? Why and how did you get him to be host?
Syra: Because no one else would do it. I got him to do it because I promised I would give him a relic that would give him power enough to determine the fate of The World.
Arora: Um…
Bakura: Now to get this thing over with so that I can claim my prize. *points his thumb toward A.M.T and Nova-Rhenn* Those foolish mortals will be arguing over that brat that looks like me.
Nova-Rhenn & A.M.T.: HE IS NOT A BRAT!
GFA(What I am now calling the guy from the audience): They're not arguing over him, they're arguing that he is the best guy of all time.
Bakura: Yeah, whatever. And who are you supposed to be, the official walking rulebook?
GFA: I've made it my duty to correct all the hosts for this show, because they obviously don't know what they're doing.
Bakura: Are you suggesting that I'm ignorant?
GFA: Yes. Basically.
Bakura: THAT'S IT! I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!
GFA: O_O *disappears*
Everyone: *cheers*
Bakura: Now to finish this pointless...thing. *points his thumb at Megami and Apriel* and they are arguing about...*looks at cue card* THE PHAROH?! WHO WOULD LIKE HIM?!
Megami: Us, that's who.
Apriel: Is there a problem? Be careful how you answer.
Bakura: Is that a threat? *sees Syra giving him a 'If you banish her to the Shadow Realm I won't give you what I promised you' look* (Syra has a way with facial expressions. ^_^) Um...never mind. Now begin your meaningless argument.
Nova-Rhenn: The cute, innocent, lovable Ryou is the ultimate guy without doubt!
A.M.T.: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Megami: I can. YAMI is the ultimate guy without doubt!
Apriel: And come on! Ryou is so unlucky that it's a health hazard! He did get attacked by a skeleton twice, he stepped on that switch that released a "bolder," he had the "bolder" roll over him, AND he fell off a dueling stadium! How can you like a guy like that?
Nova-Rhenn: Unfortunate things like that happen to everyone! And also, Tea got attacked by a skeleton too!
Apriel: No one cares about Tea.
Tea: *from the audience* That's not nice at all! You should be kind to others! If we all started to believe in the power of friendship, the world would be a much nicer place and…
Bakura: AAAHH! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Tea: *disappears*
Everyone: *bows down to Bakura* OUR SAVOIR!
Bakura: ^_^ I could get used to this!
Syra: Remember! You have to finish this thing in order to get what I promised you!
Bakura: Okay! Okay! Finish your argument foolish mortals!
Megami: Yami is the ultimate guy because he's the ultimate ruler. He was Pharaoh of Egypt for crying out loud! And all Ryou managed to do was to get possessed by a psychotic ancient spirit!
Bakura: I resent that.
A.M.T: Oh, some Pharaoh he is! He got himself trapped in the Millennium Puzzle! And anyway, he has stupid hair!
Apriel&Megami: HE HAS COOL HAIR!
Apriel: It's Ryou that has the stupid hair!
Megami: Yeah! Long hair makes him look like a girl!
Bakura: HEY! I HAVE THE SAME HAIR THAT HE DOES! ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN???!
Everyone: O_OU
Bakura: THAT'S IT! I BANISH YOU ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Everyone: *disappears*
Bakura: HAHAHAHAHA! By process of elimination, I AM THE GREATEST!
Syra: Um...I'm still here.
Bakura: But...how? I banished EVERYONE to the Shadow Realm!
Syra: Yeah, well, I'm the one who wrote this thing in the first place, so I can do whatever I want.
Bakura: -_- You're no fun...Hey! You promised that you would give me control over the world's fate!
Syra: ^_^U Uh, here you go! *hands him the .hack game series*
Bakura: NOW I WILL FINALLY RULE THE WORLD!…Wait…what am I supposed to do with this?!
Syra: Those are the .hack games. Play them, and the fate of "The World" will be in your hands! I would keep it myself, but…sadly, I have no Playstation… T_T
Bakura: I hate you…
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Syra: Well, since everyone was sent to the Shadow Realm, a winner yet again was not decided. I'll leave that up to the reviewers. And sorry Megami and A.M.T. if I didn't do you characters right. Well anyways, I am running out of ideas...and people! Should I do other meaningless topics? And if so, could you give me some ideas? I hate writer's block...