Warning- This is a SLASH! If you don't like sexy man on man action, don't
read this story!
Another Warning- I do not own South Park! It belongs to the lucky (and very cute) Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
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Chapter 4- Part One: Two's company, Three's a crowd
"Pip. Wake up, dude." I hear softly in my ear. It wasn't Damien's voice, though. I open my eyes to find myself looking into Raven's eyes. His hair fell in his face and he flipped it back, like he always does. He was on all fours and I was in-between his arms and legs.
"GET OFF ME!" I shout and he laughs. He crawls down to the end of the bed and sits by my feet. I sit up and look around. How classy. Where in a Motel 6. "Satan couldn't give his son 500 bucks to spend on a hotel?" I ask.
"Look's like it. He can be such a greedy asshole sometimes." Raven says and flips his hair back.
I look at him with a twisted look. "Have you even met Satan?" I ask.
"No. Does it matter?" Raven says.
"Yeah. If it weren't for him, Damien and I would be sleeping on the street. He is pure evil, but he still cares about his son's well being." I shot at him.
"So I'm guessing you met him?" He asks.
"Wow, you're not as dumb as you look." I shot at him. I sigh heavily. "Where's Damien?"
"Getting us food." Raven says, flinging his hair back again. I clench my teeth. God, that is so fucking annoying!
I nod. I get up and walk out of the room. I breathe in the salty air. Ah, this is bliss. I've never been in another state, let alone on a vacation! It is so...relaxing! I stretch and my shirt goes up a bit. I turn around and Raven is standing there. I gasp and jump. "I didn't know you came out here."
He smiles and looks down. His eyes widen. "Why do you have Damien's name carved into you?" He asked.
I quickly pull down my shirt. Shit, it's been spotted. "Um, I don't remember." I lie.
"You do know he's MY boyfriend, right?" He asks.
"Yeah of course! It's not like that anyway. I think he pissed me off or something." I say. Damn, I've been awake 5 minutes and we already hate each other.
We hear a horn honk. I look over the rail to see Damien standing down there, smiling. "You finally woke up! I thought you died on me or something." Damien says.
"I refuse to die in my sleep." I say, blushing. I could feel Raven's glare on my back.
"Well get your lazy asses down here. We'll go to the beach and eat. No better yet, Get your bathing suits on and we'll go swimming too." Damien says.
"You gonna swim too?" Raven asked.
"I'm heading up now to get changed." He says, walking to the steps and running up them. Raven kissed him on the cheek. I look at them in disgust and walk in. I grab my bathing suit and a shirt and run to the bathroom to get changed. It will be my first time ever seeing the ocean. I walk out and I get a clear view of Damien's ass. He pulled up his trunks and turned around. He gave me an evil grin. I could feel my face growing a blush.
"I-I-I'm ready." I say, trying to shake the image of Damien out of my head.
"Me too!" Raven says, trying to get Damien's attention. Ugh, he tries too hard.
"Alright. Let's go." Damien says and we head to the door.
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We get out of the car and I feel my smile growing by the second. I can't belive I'm actually gonna see the ocean for the first time. I never thought I'd see it! I start to hop up and down. Damien and Raven took their time. "Come on, you guys!" I wine like a 3 year old.
"Damn, act like you've never seen the ocean before." Raven snaps at me.
"I HAVEN'T SEEN THE OCEAN BEFORE!" I say, loudly.
Raven's eyes widen. "Realy?! My family went every year till my parents split up when I turned 13."
"Well some of us aren't rich like your parents." I snap at him.
"Guys! Knock it off! I'm not gonna hear this all week." Damien snapped and his eyes darkened. The ground shook and I fell. Damien's eyes lightened and he helped me up. "Sorry, Pip."
"It's ok." I say. I grab the burger bag and head to the steps. (A.N.= I've never been to California, only South Carolina, and in South Carolina, there are these steps that you have to go up and down for a little mote-like thing. I don't know if they have that in Cali, but I'm just doing it from my experience) I stop at the top and gasp. The wind went through my blond hair and the view took me away. "OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!" I squeal.
"Just like you." I hear Damien whisper in my ear. I look back at him, in shock. He gives me an evil smile. I look back and Raven was dragging himself to the steps. Damien pushes me off the ledge and I fall onto the sand. Damien laughs. "You ok?" He asks.
I smile. "I'm fine, You asshole." I say. I grab the bag and check to see if I squished the sandwiches. Nope, there fine. I look back at the ocean. I shake my head and smile. God, that is so cool!
"Want some help up?" Damien asks, holding out his hand. I grab it and pull him down into the sand. "You dick!" He yells and we start wrestling in the sand.
"You two act like 8 year olds. Act like your 17, will ya? It's a bit embarrassing." Raven orders. Damien stands up and brushes himself off.
"I'm sorry, Raven." He says. He goes to give him a hug, but instead, he tackles him. I start laughing. Ow! My side hurts, but this is too funny. Raven is one of them realy, realy gay guys who's not r
"Get off me!" He whines.
Damien staddles him and kisses his nose. "How about 'no.' Hey Pip, give me a burger." He asks me. I rip open the bag and toss him one. He starts to eat it and lettuce falls onto Raven.
"Stop! Your getting stuff all over me!" Raven whimpers.
"You done making fun of Pip and me?" Damien asks him. He nods. Damien gets off him and Raven shot up.
Raven pointed his finger at Damien. "Your sleeping on the floor tonight because of that, mister!" He says.
My smile fades. "Your gonna sleep together?" I ask.
Raven rolls his eyes. "No, we just like to say that. Of course we are." He says, his voice full of sarcasm.
"Damn, don't go all crazy on me. I was just asking." I say, grabbing a burger and eating it quickly. I can't wait to go swimming! Damien finished after me.
"Wanna go wave riding?" Damien asks me. I nod and my smile quickly grows. He grabs my arm and yanks me to the water. "We'll be back, Raven. Eat something while where gone!" Damien yells to him. Ha Ha! He chose me over his boyfriend to hang with. Sorry, Raven...NOT! He whips me into the water and my foot gets stuck in the sand and I fall, face first into the water. I sit up and spit out the salty water. ACK! GROTESQUE! I look up at him.
"You're a dick. I didn't even get to take off my shirt!" I say and grab his legs and yank him down.
He falls on me. "You ass!" He yells and pushes me into the sand.
I giggle. He looks me straight in the eyes and starts to lean in. Oh shit, he's gonna kiss me! I look over at Raven and he was watching the whole thing. Damien was centimeters away from my lips and to my disliking, I pushed him away and held his shoulders away from me. "What the hell are you doing?" I ask him.
"I-I-I was gonna kiss you." Damien says, turning a bright red.
"Well don't you think that's a little bold, saying that your boyfriend is right over there." I say.
"Well I like to take chances. And besides, he wouldn't leave me. I've got him whipped." Damien says.
I shake my head and laugh. "You realy are evil." I say.
"Eh, only half evil. Mom was a caring nurse who later became a Angel." Damien says.
"Why does that remind me of the crappy Adam Sandler movie?" I ask.
"Cause it was based on my older brother." Damien says.
"Oh gotcha." I say. Damien was yanked off me and I see Raven standing there.
"Getting a bit cozy, I think." Raven says, glaring down at me like it was my fault. I prop my upper body on my elbows. I mentally cussed him out. I hate Raven.
"Just a bit." Damien says.
"You whine too much, Raven. Lighten up!" I say, giving him a smile.
"And I think you are a man whore. Come on, Damien. I wanna go back." Raven says, yanking Damien away from me. I collapse back onto the sand and sigh heavily. Why did Damien invite Raven on this damn trip. He's just getting in the fucking way.
I look over to where we were sitting and no one was there. He wouldn't of left without me, would he? I shot up onto my feet and ran to the parking lot. He WOULD leave me! FUCK YOU, DAMIEN! Is this cause I wouldn't kiss him? God damnit. I look up into the sky. Why me? Why the fuck me? I shrug and start to walk back to the motel. Thankfully, it's not too far away.
I start down the road, soaking wet and pissed off. I get 5 minutes in when I see Damien pass me up. He honks and I flip him off. "YOU'RE A DICK!" I yell. He turns around in Happy Burger and drives up next to me.
"Wanna go back?" He asks. I glare at him.
"You fucking left me." I snap at him. "Why the hell would I want to do anything with you the rest of the trip?"
Damien bows his head. "I'm sorry, Pip." He says.
"Not sorry enough to leave me behind." I mumble.
"Get in. I'll take you back." Damien says. I throw myself in the car and angrily cross my arms. I stick my lower lip out. Damien reaches over and flicks it. I glare over at him. "Stop with the poutty thing. It reminds me of Raven."
"Don't ever compare me to that wanker! He's a dick and you shouldn't have even brought him." I growl.
"I asked you if you wanted him to come and you said you didn't care." Damien points out.
"I realy didn't have a choice, Dame! You pretty much said 'I hope you like him cause he's coming anyway.'" I shout.
"You don't have to yell, I'm right here." He says.
"Sorry. You've just got me so fucking pissed off." I say.
"Sorry." He says. We pull into the parking lot and I get out. "H-Hey, send Raven out here. I promised I'd show him something."
I roll my eyes. "Whatever." I say and I go up to our room. I walk in and Raven was listing to Korn on his portable CD player. I walk over at him and tap him on the shoulder. "Damien's outside waiting for you."
He pulls off his headphones and turns off his CD player. He walked over to the door. "Bye." He says and slams the door on his way out. I collapse onto my bed. I hate him so much. I hate Damien for choosing his boyfriend over his best friend. It's retarded! I hate life. I go to the bathroom. I need a shower. I take off my clothes and I see a razor on the sink. No. Not on vacation. If I cut, I won't be able to swim in the ocean again. I think back to today and how Damien left me. Fuck. How could I be so fucking blind. He and Raven are obviously going to go fuck in the back of the car. I grab the razor without hesitation and slice my arm. I run the razor across my arm 3 times before it started to hurt. I grab one of the towels laying there and wrap my arm up to stop the bleeding. Holy shit! I've never cut this much in one sitting. I look in Raven's make-up bag to find gauze pads and medical tape. I bandage up my arm and look down at the towel. I have to get rid of it. I throw on one of my shirts and walk down to the Dumpster and throw it away. I see Damien's car parked in the parking lot across the street. Wow, that couldn't be any more obvious. A car parked in the middle of a parking lot of an abandon store. Are that stupid? I shake my head and walk back up to my room. This vacation already sucks.
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Authors Note: Ah, Pip's first time on a vacation. . too bad Raven's ruining it, huah. Does everyone notice who Raven is. He's the red and black haired Goth boy who always flips his hair back from the episode "Raisins" and he has a small scene in "You just got fked in the a" you know, that kid? Ok I give up if you don't know already. He didn't have a name so I gave him one. Raven sounded 'Gothy' enough so I chose it. I might not update this as often. I'm starting another story. Yes, it's a FAKE story. Sorry. Well this story isn't getting read, AT ALL. So I thought it was safe to go and move on with another story. I won't abandon it, just wont update often, like my other S.P. story, "How to figure things out...WITH MUSIC!" (man that story is practically abandon. I need to find some new lyrics for it) Well I'm gonna go, Later.
Another Warning- I do not own South Park! It belongs to the lucky (and very cute) Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
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Chapter 4- Part One: Two's company, Three's a crowd
"Pip. Wake up, dude." I hear softly in my ear. It wasn't Damien's voice, though. I open my eyes to find myself looking into Raven's eyes. His hair fell in his face and he flipped it back, like he always does. He was on all fours and I was in-between his arms and legs.
"GET OFF ME!" I shout and he laughs. He crawls down to the end of the bed and sits by my feet. I sit up and look around. How classy. Where in a Motel 6. "Satan couldn't give his son 500 bucks to spend on a hotel?" I ask.
"Look's like it. He can be such a greedy asshole sometimes." Raven says and flips his hair back.
I look at him with a twisted look. "Have you even met Satan?" I ask.
"No. Does it matter?" Raven says.
"Yeah. If it weren't for him, Damien and I would be sleeping on the street. He is pure evil, but he still cares about his son's well being." I shot at him.
"So I'm guessing you met him?" He asks.
"Wow, you're not as dumb as you look." I shot at him. I sigh heavily. "Where's Damien?"
"Getting us food." Raven says, flinging his hair back again. I clench my teeth. God, that is so fucking annoying!
I nod. I get up and walk out of the room. I breathe in the salty air. Ah, this is bliss. I've never been in another state, let alone on a vacation! It is so...relaxing! I stretch and my shirt goes up a bit. I turn around and Raven is standing there. I gasp and jump. "I didn't know you came out here."
He smiles and looks down. His eyes widen. "Why do you have Damien's name carved into you?" He asked.
I quickly pull down my shirt. Shit, it's been spotted. "Um, I don't remember." I lie.
"You do know he's MY boyfriend, right?" He asks.
"Yeah of course! It's not like that anyway. I think he pissed me off or something." I say. Damn, I've been awake 5 minutes and we already hate each other.
We hear a horn honk. I look over the rail to see Damien standing down there, smiling. "You finally woke up! I thought you died on me or something." Damien says.
"I refuse to die in my sleep." I say, blushing. I could feel Raven's glare on my back.
"Well get your lazy asses down here. We'll go to the beach and eat. No better yet, Get your bathing suits on and we'll go swimming too." Damien says.
"You gonna swim too?" Raven asked.
"I'm heading up now to get changed." He says, walking to the steps and running up them. Raven kissed him on the cheek. I look at them in disgust and walk in. I grab my bathing suit and a shirt and run to the bathroom to get changed. It will be my first time ever seeing the ocean. I walk out and I get a clear view of Damien's ass. He pulled up his trunks and turned around. He gave me an evil grin. I could feel my face growing a blush.
"I-I-I'm ready." I say, trying to shake the image of Damien out of my head.
"Me too!" Raven says, trying to get Damien's attention. Ugh, he tries too hard.
"Alright. Let's go." Damien says and we head to the door.
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We get out of the car and I feel my smile growing by the second. I can't belive I'm actually gonna see the ocean for the first time. I never thought I'd see it! I start to hop up and down. Damien and Raven took their time. "Come on, you guys!" I wine like a 3 year old.
"Damn, act like you've never seen the ocean before." Raven snaps at me.
"I HAVEN'T SEEN THE OCEAN BEFORE!" I say, loudly.
Raven's eyes widen. "Realy?! My family went every year till my parents split up when I turned 13."
"Well some of us aren't rich like your parents." I snap at him.
"Guys! Knock it off! I'm not gonna hear this all week." Damien snapped and his eyes darkened. The ground shook and I fell. Damien's eyes lightened and he helped me up. "Sorry, Pip."
"It's ok." I say. I grab the burger bag and head to the steps. (A.N.= I've never been to California, only South Carolina, and in South Carolina, there are these steps that you have to go up and down for a little mote-like thing. I don't know if they have that in Cali, but I'm just doing it from my experience) I stop at the top and gasp. The wind went through my blond hair and the view took me away. "OH MY GOD! THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!" I squeal.
"Just like you." I hear Damien whisper in my ear. I look back at him, in shock. He gives me an evil smile. I look back and Raven was dragging himself to the steps. Damien pushes me off the ledge and I fall onto the sand. Damien laughs. "You ok?" He asks.
I smile. "I'm fine, You asshole." I say. I grab the bag and check to see if I squished the sandwiches. Nope, there fine. I look back at the ocean. I shake my head and smile. God, that is so cool!
"Want some help up?" Damien asks, holding out his hand. I grab it and pull him down into the sand. "You dick!" He yells and we start wrestling in the sand.
"You two act like 8 year olds. Act like your 17, will ya? It's a bit embarrassing." Raven orders. Damien stands up and brushes himself off.
"I'm sorry, Raven." He says. He goes to give him a hug, but instead, he tackles him. I start laughing. Ow! My side hurts, but this is too funny. Raven is one of them realy, realy gay guys who's not r
"Get off me!" He whines.
Damien staddles him and kisses his nose. "How about 'no.' Hey Pip, give me a burger." He asks me. I rip open the bag and toss him one. He starts to eat it and lettuce falls onto Raven.
"Stop! Your getting stuff all over me!" Raven whimpers.
"You done making fun of Pip and me?" Damien asks him. He nods. Damien gets off him and Raven shot up.
Raven pointed his finger at Damien. "Your sleeping on the floor tonight because of that, mister!" He says.
My smile fades. "Your gonna sleep together?" I ask.
Raven rolls his eyes. "No, we just like to say that. Of course we are." He says, his voice full of sarcasm.
"Damn, don't go all crazy on me. I was just asking." I say, grabbing a burger and eating it quickly. I can't wait to go swimming! Damien finished after me.
"Wanna go wave riding?" Damien asks me. I nod and my smile quickly grows. He grabs my arm and yanks me to the water. "We'll be back, Raven. Eat something while where gone!" Damien yells to him. Ha Ha! He chose me over his boyfriend to hang with. Sorry, Raven...NOT! He whips me into the water and my foot gets stuck in the sand and I fall, face first into the water. I sit up and spit out the salty water. ACK! GROTESQUE! I look up at him.
"You're a dick. I didn't even get to take off my shirt!" I say and grab his legs and yank him down.
He falls on me. "You ass!" He yells and pushes me into the sand.
I giggle. He looks me straight in the eyes and starts to lean in. Oh shit, he's gonna kiss me! I look over at Raven and he was watching the whole thing. Damien was centimeters away from my lips and to my disliking, I pushed him away and held his shoulders away from me. "What the hell are you doing?" I ask him.
"I-I-I was gonna kiss you." Damien says, turning a bright red.
"Well don't you think that's a little bold, saying that your boyfriend is right over there." I say.
"Well I like to take chances. And besides, he wouldn't leave me. I've got him whipped." Damien says.
I shake my head and laugh. "You realy are evil." I say.
"Eh, only half evil. Mom was a caring nurse who later became a Angel." Damien says.
"Why does that remind me of the crappy Adam Sandler movie?" I ask.
"Cause it was based on my older brother." Damien says.
"Oh gotcha." I say. Damien was yanked off me and I see Raven standing there.
"Getting a bit cozy, I think." Raven says, glaring down at me like it was my fault. I prop my upper body on my elbows. I mentally cussed him out. I hate Raven.
"Just a bit." Damien says.
"You whine too much, Raven. Lighten up!" I say, giving him a smile.
"And I think you are a man whore. Come on, Damien. I wanna go back." Raven says, yanking Damien away from me. I collapse back onto the sand and sigh heavily. Why did Damien invite Raven on this damn trip. He's just getting in the fucking way.
I look over to where we were sitting and no one was there. He wouldn't of left without me, would he? I shot up onto my feet and ran to the parking lot. He WOULD leave me! FUCK YOU, DAMIEN! Is this cause I wouldn't kiss him? God damnit. I look up into the sky. Why me? Why the fuck me? I shrug and start to walk back to the motel. Thankfully, it's not too far away.
I start down the road, soaking wet and pissed off. I get 5 minutes in when I see Damien pass me up. He honks and I flip him off. "YOU'RE A DICK!" I yell. He turns around in Happy Burger and drives up next to me.
"Wanna go back?" He asks. I glare at him.
"You fucking left me." I snap at him. "Why the hell would I want to do anything with you the rest of the trip?"
Damien bows his head. "I'm sorry, Pip." He says.
"Not sorry enough to leave me behind." I mumble.
"Get in. I'll take you back." Damien says. I throw myself in the car and angrily cross my arms. I stick my lower lip out. Damien reaches over and flicks it. I glare over at him. "Stop with the poutty thing. It reminds me of Raven."
"Don't ever compare me to that wanker! He's a dick and you shouldn't have even brought him." I growl.
"I asked you if you wanted him to come and you said you didn't care." Damien points out.
"I realy didn't have a choice, Dame! You pretty much said 'I hope you like him cause he's coming anyway.'" I shout.
"You don't have to yell, I'm right here." He says.
"Sorry. You've just got me so fucking pissed off." I say.
"Sorry." He says. We pull into the parking lot and I get out. "H-Hey, send Raven out here. I promised I'd show him something."
I roll my eyes. "Whatever." I say and I go up to our room. I walk in and Raven was listing to Korn on his portable CD player. I walk over at him and tap him on the shoulder. "Damien's outside waiting for you."
He pulls off his headphones and turns off his CD player. He walked over to the door. "Bye." He says and slams the door on his way out. I collapse onto my bed. I hate him so much. I hate Damien for choosing his boyfriend over his best friend. It's retarded! I hate life. I go to the bathroom. I need a shower. I take off my clothes and I see a razor on the sink. No. Not on vacation. If I cut, I won't be able to swim in the ocean again. I think back to today and how Damien left me. Fuck. How could I be so fucking blind. He and Raven are obviously going to go fuck in the back of the car. I grab the razor without hesitation and slice my arm. I run the razor across my arm 3 times before it started to hurt. I grab one of the towels laying there and wrap my arm up to stop the bleeding. Holy shit! I've never cut this much in one sitting. I look in Raven's make-up bag to find gauze pads and medical tape. I bandage up my arm and look down at the towel. I have to get rid of it. I throw on one of my shirts and walk down to the Dumpster and throw it away. I see Damien's car parked in the parking lot across the street. Wow, that couldn't be any more obvious. A car parked in the middle of a parking lot of an abandon store. Are that stupid? I shake my head and walk back up to my room. This vacation already sucks.
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Authors Note: Ah, Pip's first time on a vacation. . too bad Raven's ruining it, huah. Does everyone notice who Raven is. He's the red and black haired Goth boy who always flips his hair back from the episode "Raisins" and he has a small scene in "You just got fked in the a" you know, that kid? Ok I give up if you don't know already. He didn't have a name so I gave him one. Raven sounded 'Gothy' enough so I chose it. I might not update this as often. I'm starting another story. Yes, it's a FAKE story. Sorry. Well this story isn't getting read, AT ALL. So I thought it was safe to go and move on with another story. I won't abandon it, just wont update often, like my other S.P. story, "How to figure things out...WITH MUSIC!" (man that story is practically abandon. I need to find some new lyrics for it) Well I'm gonna go, Later.