Syra: Finally! It's my birthday! *dances around the room*
Everyone: -_-
Syra: ^_^ Anyways, thanks for all the reviews, and special thanks to all the people who sent presents!
Damian: Presents? We got presents?!
Syra: You didn't, but other people did.
Damian: T_T Everyone hates me.
Everyone: *nods in agreement*
Syra: Well anyways, here are the presents! Sakuya gives Pegasus a basher-proof shield and a big hug from her.
Sakuya: *appears* *gives Pegasus a hug* *disappears again*
Pegasus: Aw... I feel so loved!
Almost everyone in the room: -_-U DIE PEGASUS!!! *charge at Pegasus* *hit his shield*
Pegasus: HAHAHAHA! You can't bash me anymore!
Almost everyone: *beep*
Syra: ...Okay, well chibibaka gives Bakura 500 bags of sugar...
Ryou: Dear Ra! Do you know what you have done?!
Bakura: *starts to twitch* SugAr?! I LoVE sUGaR! *devours all 500 bags* ^_________________________^
Everyone: ^.^U
Syra: ...Mage of the White Beast gives me an almighty AUTHORESS PEN! It says that I am now the official humor authoress. *sniff* I feel so special…
Everyone: ...
Syra: Mage of the White Beast also gives Seto a box.
Seto: Uh, what's in it?
Syra: Open it and find out!
Seto: Right... *opens box*
Box: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY...
Seto: SHUT UP!!! And It's NOT my birthday!
Box: Shesh, sorry. THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 10, 9...
Everyone: O_OU
Syra: Get rid of it!
Seto: *throws the box out the window*
GFA: *gets hit by the box* Ow!
Box: 5, 4...
GFA: Cool! A counting box!
Box: 2, 1, 0. *blows up*
GFA: X_X
Seto: Hey, the box is still in tact! *grabs box*
Syra: Who would have known that a box would be such a good present? It got rid of that annoying guy from the audience!
GFA: Stop calling me that! My name is Bob!
Syra: ...Okay...
GF...er...Bob: Thanks *falls unconscious*
Syra: Alyese gives me a new ultimate god card that can never be beaten! Thankies!
Yugi: Uh, Syra? Can I borrow that?
Syra: What for?
Yugi: I need to make sure that I beat Yami in a duel.
Syra: Uh, sure, here you go.
Yugi: Thanks!
Syra: Yami Jenny gives me a lifetime supply of sugar.
(Sugar piles in the room.)
Everyone: O.O
Syra: The weird thing is, I'm immune to sugar. I have to get hyper on my own! Not that it means I don't loooooove sugar…
Everyone: *begins to devour the sugar* ^_________________^
Syra: Hey! That's mine! Oh well...also, Yami Jenny gives me plushies of all my favorite bishis! Lets see, I want about a million of Yugi,...and I guess one of Chibi Link, Tsukasa, Chibi Gohan, and Clef!
Yugi: WHAT?!
Syra: Relax! I just think that they're kinda cute, but you're the only one that I like!
Nova: Gawd, What is it with you and short people?
Syra: _ Leave me alone!
Pheobe: I'm giving gifts too!
Syra: Okay, give away!
Pheobe: I'll give you a big chocolate chip cookie *starts to drool* fresh from the oven *gets a dazed look* wrapped in a single blue bow...
Syra: Hey! My cookie!
Pheobe: Huh? Oh, sorry. I just looooooooove cookies! ^_^ And I also want to give Bakura a kiss! *kisses Bakura*
Bakura: *still on a sugar high* ^_______________________^
Sinea: I'd also like to give Seto his Blue Eyes back.
Seto: How did you get it in the first place?
Sinea: *whistles innocently*
Syra: Well, that's all the presents, and it seems like I got the most, therefore, I WIN!
Everyone: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Syra: How is it not fair?
Damian: Well, for one thing, you've already been the host, and also, you decide what happens EVERY show!
Syra: ...So...
Li: Someone else needs to get the prize!
Seto: We should do a raffle or something
Box: *pieces of paper appear in it*
Joey: Uh, Kaiba, what's that in your box?
Seto: Pieces of paper. What does it look like, mut?
Joey: That's not what I meant!
Syra: I think that they might have people's names on it.
Seto: Huh? Oh, it must have been when I said that we should do a raffle. Looks like this box has more uses than we thought!
Syra: Yeah. Well I'll do the honor of drawing the winner. *grabs a piece of paper* *reads it* O_O
Sinea: What? What does it say?
Syra: ...Malik...
Everyone: O_OU WHAT?!
Malik: ^__________________^ Yay! I win!
Malik's girl: *appears* Yay! My Malik won!
Malik: Heheh...
Malik's girl: Do you wanna go out with me?
Malik: Uh...
Seto's box: *another Malik comes out of it*
The other Malik: Sure! I'll go out with you! *exists with malik's girl*
Syra: That was...strange...
Li: It's a good thing she didn't take MY Malik.
Syra: Right...
Malik: *forgets everything that just happened* You said that I get to do anything that I want, right?
Syra: Right...
Malik: ^_^ Okay! Everyone, lets go!
Syra: Go where? What about my show?!
Malik: Who cares? Today may be your birthday, but it's also April Fools Day! There is no way that I'm going to spend all day here when we could be causing havoc all over town!
Syra: But...
Everyone: *leaves*
Syra: Oh forget it. Hey, this may be fun after all! *follows Malik*
(5 minutes later)
(They're at a random house)
Malik: I wish we had some eggs...
Seto's box: *fills with egg cartons*
Malik: *grabs one* *starts chucking them at the house*
Syra: You know, April Fool's Day is more for pranks, not destroying property…
Everyone: *follows Malik's example*
Syra: Why do I even bother?
Bakura: Hey Ryou! *throws an egg at Ryou* HAHAHAHA!
Nova: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Bakura: ...Throwing eggs at Ryou?
Nova: Why you! *starts chucking eggs at Bakura*
Bakura: Hey! Stop it! Ow! *beep* it!
Tea: *holds up censor machine* I hold in my hand the almighty cen- *gets pelted by eggs* Ow! Stop! Throwing eggs is not nice!
Malik: Shut up!
Person in the house: Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
Syra: O_O It's my history teacher!
Evil history teacher: I'll teach you kids a lesson for throwing eggs at my house! *pulls out a flame thrower*
Malik: O_________OU EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Everyone: *runs*
Malik: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, why don't we do something else?
Joey: Like what?
Malik: Uh...
Li: why don't we go TP stuff?
Malik: Great idea! Glad I thought of it. *grabs toilet paper from Seto's box* *starts throwing it over someone's tree*
Some dude: What are you doing?!
Joey: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! It's the Guy from Pokemon!
Ash: Hey, it's the people from Yu-Gi-Oh! Cool! And...some really hot girls... * drools *
Everyone: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Why are a bunch of bad things happening today?!
Syra: Maybe because it's April Fools Day?
Malik: Probably...
Evil Demon Cows: *appear* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Damian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! *runs around in circles* *hits a stop sign*
Bakura: I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!
Evil Demon Cows: *disappear*
Bakura: Problem solved.
Damian: @_@
Malik: Okay, I realize that today is April first, but isn't this getting out of hand?
Syra: Yeah, you're right...
Menacing laughter: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am the one who has been causing all of your misfortune!
Syra: What was that?
Menacing shadow: *appears* Don't tell me that you forget who I am, Syra.
Syra: ...Tea?!
Yugi: Wasn't she just behind us?
Syra: Don't ask me! It was Sinea's turn to watch her!
Sinea: Hey! It wasn't my fault!
Tea: My views of friendship have been shot down for the last time! Now you will all suffer! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Malik: She is really annoying.
Tea: I will destroy you all with my friendship rants!
Syra: No you won't, because I hold the... *dramatic music plays* ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS PEN!
Tea: Is that supposed to intimidate me?
Syra: Yes.
Tea: *falls into a hole* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
(An hour later)
Tea: *still falling* *starts singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall*
Malik: Did you put a bottom to this hole?
Syra: Oops, I almost forgot *holds up the AUTHORESS PEN*
Tea: *hits the bottom* *groans in pain*
Yugi: *is dueling Yami* *plays Syra's ultimate god card* Ha! That brings your life points down to zero!
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yugi: I hope you remember the bet we made… Hey everyone! Yami wants to show you something!
Everyone: *looks at Yami*
Yami: -_-U Why me? *puts a pink bunny outfit*
Everyone: O.O *starts to laugh*
Yami: -_-
Yugi: You're not done yet!
Yami: *walks up to the nearest good-looking girl* (in a mono-tone voice) Hey beautiful, you wanna go out with a hip bunny like me? -_-
Everyone: *roll on the ground with uncontrollable laughter*
Yami: -_-
The girl: Okay!
Everyone: O_O
Yami: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *runs away*
The girl: What's his problem?
Malik: Okay, this is getting really weird, and since I'm in charge, I say we go back...NOW!
Everyone: *goes back to the studio*
Malik: And thus concludes today's show...even though there wasn't a show... Well, R&R!
Syra: That's my line!
Malik: So!
Syra: -_- Never mind. Also, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else I may have mentioned in this horrible attempt at humor. Bye for now!