Syra: Sorry it took me forever to update! Writer's block is evil...Anyways, it seems that we have a few more presents to give out. Yugi, will you do the honors?

Yugi: Sure, why not. Yami Jenny wants to give Ryou a hug...

Yami Jenny: *appears and hugs Ryou* *disappears*

Nova-Rhenn: *looks like she is about to explode*

Syra: Relax Nova! You can share!

Nova-Rhenn: Easy for you to say...

Yugi: Anyway...sakuya gives Yami pepper spray...

Yami: Uh...thanks...I think... *looks at pepper spray*

Yugi: ...in the eyes...

Yami: Uh...

Syra: *grins evilly* *grabs the pepper spray and sprays him in the eyes*

Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!! *runs around in circles, although it didn't accomplish much...*

Syra: *laughs uncontrollably*

Yami:  *is unable to open his eyes* Why are you so mean to me?

Syra: Because you steal all the spotlight from Yugi!

Yami: I do not!

Syra: Yes you do.

Yami: No I don't!

Yugi: She's right, you do.

Yami: Yugi?! How dare you say that! After all those duels I won for you...

Yugi: What are you talking about?! I did most of the work! And besides, I already beat you!

Yami: Yeah, all because of that cheap card Syra gave to you!

Yugi: I can win without it! I just wanted to humiliate you because it was April Fools Day!

Yami: Then why don't we settle this here and now?

Yugi: You're on!

(They get into a duel, Yugi wins in five minutes.)

Yugi: HA!

Yami: Hm…I knew I shouldn't have played that Dancing Elf in attack mode…

Syra: ...Right...Well Alyese, I finally came up with a way that I can use your idea! Feel special. I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH AND NEVER WILL!

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Malik: *walks into the studio*

Syra: What are you doing here?

Malik: Since I didn't host last chapter, I decided I would this chapter.

Syra: Fine. As long as you don't burn the set down.

Malik: *hides matches, flamethrowers, nuclear bombs, etc. behind his back* Okay.

Carnivori & Sinea: *come on the set*

Malik: And here's our contestants! Carnivori, who likes the Celtic Guardian, and Sinea, whose favorite card is the Dark Magician. Let the arguing begin!

Syra: He seems awfully perky today...

Bakura: -_-  That's because he stole my sugar...

Sinea:  The Dark Magician is so much cuter than the Celtic Guardian! Although none of them are as cute as Seto...

Seto: ^_^U

Carnivori: The Celtic Guardian is the cuter one! He has all that beautiful blonde hair...And besides, the Dark Magician wears nothing but purple, (well, except for the three red ones, but I'm not counting those ones) and guys who wear purple are gay!

Sinea: HE IS NOT GAY!!! If he was gay, then how do you explain the Dark Magician Girl? Gay guys don't go out with girls!

Carnivori: Did you ever consider that they might just be brother and sister? Or perhaps she's his apprentice? I highly doubt they're going out.

Sinea: -_-#  Well at least the Dark Magician can never be defeated by the Celtic Guardian! In fact, all the cards in my deck are more powerful than that elf...

Carnivori: How dare you say that!

Malik: Well, this is getting nowhere fast. Hey Syra, what do you think?

Syra: I'm not supposed to voice my opinion unless I'm a contestant.

Malik: Come on! They're just cards, it's not like you'd be cheating on anyone.

Syra: Well, since you put it that way...I don't know, I like the Dark Magician because he's Yugi's favorite, but then the Celtic Guardian kinda reminds me of Link...

Random Link Fangirls: Link is the best! Better than all the rest!

Syra: ...

Link: *appears* Syra! Give me back the Master Sword! I know it was you who left me in the middle of the desert without my sword, unable to fend against the rabid swarms of fangirls!

Syra: *hides the Master Sword behind her back* What ever do you mean? *similes innocently*

RLFG: LINK!!! We only got his shirt last time, so lets get the rest of his clothing now! *run after him*

Link: O_O  *plays the Song of Soaring and nothing happens* It's not working!

RLFG: You're ours at last! *carry Link off*

Bob aka GFA: No! Linky-poo! Come back! *runs after Link and the fangirls*

Malik: Okay...that was wrong…amusing, but wrong.

Sinea: ...As I was saying, the Celtic Guardian can never defeat the Dark Magician!

Dark Magician: You can never defeat me! I have higher attack points!

Celtic Guardian: Well that's only because you have that magic staff!

Dark Magician: So?

Celtic Guardian: Let's see how well you can fight without it!

Dark Magician: Fine! But you have to get rid of your sword!

Celtic Guardian: Fine! *starts a fist fight with DM*

Syra: o_O  How did they get here in the first place?

(Where ever Marik is)

Marik: *is standing in front of an open portal to the shadow realm, which monsters are flying out of* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now that I have unleashed the power of the Shadow Realm, the world will be mine!

(Back to the set)

Random monsters: *are tearing up the studio and eating audience members*

Syra: *is fending off a Winged Dragon* Malik, where exactly is your Yami?

Malik: I think he said he was going shopping. Something about interdimensional portals or something…

Syra: -_-  Great...

Damian: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Syra: Wait, if all the monsters are out here, then they're not going to be in the shadow realm.

Sinea: So?

Syra: *banishes everyone to the shadow realm*

Seto: -_-  This is real pleasant…

Syra: Would you rather be out there getting eaten by monsters?

Everyone: -_-U

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Syra: Alright, who is better, Dark Magician or Celtic Guardian? Also when you review, could you leave something for me to get us out of this mess? Also, ideas for the next chapter are always welcomed!