Disclaimer: This is the disclaimer that never ends, I don't own Yugi or his friends. I just, started writing it with nothing else to do, now I'll be writing it forever just because I won't get sued, this is the disclaimer that never ends…
Syra: Hello! I'm finally back!
Audience: *glares* It's about time!
Syra: Hey, c'mon! It's only been like, what… *looks at calendar* …seven and a half months…. *ducks random projectiles of doom thrown by the audience* Hey! I'm Sorry! At least I actually updated! Sheesh… To make it up to you, I'll be writing and posting a chapter everyday from now until Christmas, and on Christmas I'll do a special, so start sendin' in presents now! Heh heh… Now let's see if I even get that far…Also, Dark Magician won.
Sinea: Now, the matter at hand…
Arora: Ah, yes. This idiot, *points at Malik*
Malik: *waves*
Arora: …Lost track of his yami, which resulted in us being trapped in the shadow realm while Marik is ruling the world with an army of duel monsters.
Bakura: So, what are you morons gonna do? What ever you decide, do it quickly, for I can not be held accountable for anything I may do if forced to stay with you nut cases for longer than necessary.
All: *back away from Bakura*
Nova: Oh! Pick me! I have an idea!
Syra: *sighs* Yes, Nova?
Nova: First, we fall into a hole.
Ryou: What hole?
Seto's box: *sparks and makes obnoxious noises*
Seto: -_-U Should of guessed.
All: *fall into the hole*
Damian: *lands frist, while everyone else lands on top of him* GAH!!! WHO EVER HAS THEIR FOOT IN MY EAR, PLEASE REMOVE IT.
Yugi: *lands on top or the pile* Hey, where are we?
Syra: *underneath Yugi* (NO! NOT LIKE THAT, YOU SICKOS!) How am I supposed to know?
Nova: *pops up beside them* We're in Tyreli!
Syra: Where?
Nova: Tyreli! You know, that one dimension below Minnesota.
Syra: Uh-huh…
Yugi: …
Nova:…
Everyone: …
Damian: THAT IS IT! *turns into a skunk* (For those of you who don't know, [which is probably everyone] Damian is a shape-shifter…thing)
The whole pile: *collapses as people desperately scramble to avoid being skunked.
Seto: Wow. One of the idiots actually had a good idea.
Tristan: Now what?
Nova: Now we get kidnapped 15 giant birds…
All: WHAT?! *get picked up by the birds*
Bakura: What the *beep* are we supposed to do now?
Nova: They want donuts.
Arora: And where are we supposed to get said donuts?
All: *look at Joey*
Joey: *through a mouth filled with donut crumbs* What? I don't have anything!
Seto: Relinquish the pastries or else, mutt.
Joey: That's a lot comin' from a guy who's dangling by his ankles from a giant bird who wants donuts…
Everyone: JOEY!
Joey: Yeesh, fine. *pulls a jumbo box of donuts out of his pocket…yes, his pockets are that big…which is then taken by the oversized poultry*
Nova: They also want a sacrifice…
Syra: …
Amore: Damian.
Seto: I say Tea.
Bakura: Why not Nova? She's the one who started this whole thing…
Yugi: I've got some lint…
Tristan: And 32 cents.
Li: Malik's got a flamethrower.
Malik: No! Never! I'll never give her up! I'd rather see you all get eaten alive!!! *foams at the mouth*
Li: …If it really means that much to you, I'll give up mine…
Malik: DIE!…Oh, you will? Heh heh…Just forget about everything I just said…
Bird 1: *takes flamethrower* Hey George! Look at the haul we got this time!
Bird 2: Yes, Fred, I've always wanted a flamethrower.
Bird 1: Hey, everyone, let's have a barbeque then go on an arson spree!
All birds: YAY! *drop all our…er, heroes, who miraculously land back at the studio*
Yami: That was entirely too convenient.
Yugi: It's as if some higher being is controlling the outcome of our fate…
Syra: Eh heh…
~*~
(Several miles away, not known to our so-called heroes…)
Marik: Citizens of Earth, I am your new master. And thy name that you shall praise will be…LORD APPLE ACID!!! Now, bow before your lord!
A large group of toddlers and small, furry animals: *stare with wide eyes*
Lord Apple Acid: I said bow! Bow minions, bow!
Toddler 1: *cries* You a meanie! *throws a bottle*
Lord Apple Acid: YOW!
~*~
(Now, back to the utterly helpless heroes)
Syra: Um…what now? I highly doubt that those monsters staring at us with those menacing eyes and drooling mouths want to be friends.
Tea: But everyone wants to be friends! It's the friendly thing to do! Everyone knows that life without friends is very unfriendly…So everyone must be friends!
Arora: Shut up Tea.
Syra: Nova, did your plan cover the how-to-defeat-the-evil-monsters-about-to-eat-us part of our mission?
Nova: Yep. Okay, here's what we do. Grab a shuriken, a TV remote, and a bikini and go all Tenkken on them!
Seto's box: *gurgles and spews out said items*
Syra: …Right…
Yugi: …Uh…
Everyone: …
Tea: I'll take the bikini!
Joey: -_-U Do you want our eyes to fall out?
Bikini: *bursts into flames*
Malik: *pets flamethrower* That's right baby, daddy loves you. You saved us all from certain torture, yes you did!
Joey: Okay, I got this! *throws the shuriken, which embeds itself into a chair*
Tristan: Nice work, idiot…
Joey: Who ya callin' an idiot?
Tristan: …You?
Amore: ALRIGHT! So we only have one weapon left to save our lives from impending doom! I shall use this remote of the television and…
Kuriboh: *swoops down and eats the remote*
Amore: Impending doom, here we come.
Ryou: But wait, what's *dramatic music plays* THAT? *points to a bag labeled 'All that is Cute and Fluffy'*
Yami: I'm afraid to find out…
Bakura: Coward… *walks over and opens the bag* What the *beep* is that?
Syra: *walks up* Dear Ra no…
Tea: They're Pokéballs!
Everyone: *screams loud enough to break the sound barrier*
Malik: I say we burn 'em
Nova: Well, I'm out of ideas, so why not try them? Who know, maybe they'll create a diversion as the monsters eat them, and we can make our escape!
Yami: *tips bag over* I summon you! *nothing happens* Uh…Realease! Open sesame! Look! I have a cookie!
Bakura: *kicks the orbs of evilness* Just GO already!
Pokéballs: *open and realease an army of Pokémon*
Blue Eyes White Dragon: *destroys all the aforementioned…things*
Syra: *watches as a broken Pokéball rolls by* Well, so much for that. *fake salutes*
Random Pokéfan: *climbs out from behind a pile of debris* How dare you! Didn't ever once love the Pokémon you are now destroying?
Syra: *twitch* *twitch* *starts to cry* You're right! How could I have been so cruel? *pop*
Yugi: Syra?!
Syra: *is a chibi* Hewwo. My name's Sywa. I'm dis many. *holds up three fingers*
Yugi: Oh God…
Bakura: *poke* Is that really you, Syra? *poke*
Chibi Syra: *smiles* Hi, pwetty lady! *pulls Bakura's hair*
Bakura: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Ryou: Don't you just love running gags?
Joey: Uh, guys… *points at all the other fangirls and Damian, who are also chibified*
Random Pokéfan: HAHAHA! The chibi ray works! Now I shall turn everyone into chibis so that Pokémon will become popular enough to take over the world! *runs off and hits a wall* Nrgf…PANCAKES! *stumbles drunkenly out the door*
~*~
(Now, back to the previous ruler of the world…)
Marik: *is being tied up by the toddlers and the little furry animals, who happened to be Pokémon in disguise* NO! I MUST RULE THE WORLD! LORD APPLE ACID SHALL BE AVENGED!
~*~
(We are now taken to what appears to be Syra's soul room, which Chibi Syra is destroying with a Pikachu plushie and a pink crayon, while Syra sits helplessly in the corner.)
Syra: Will Pokémon really *shudder* take over the world? Will I ever return to normal? What will become of the Yu-Gi-Oh characters? And most importantly, WHY AM I STUCK TO THE WALL WITH PINK DUCK TAPE?!
Chibi Syra: *waddles up* You too woud. *puts duck tape over Syra's mouth*
Syra: MMMPPFF!!!
(Also, don't forget to send in presents!)