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*Because of the strange stuff that happened to the Reese's Pieces man, he decided to quit his job and try to have a calm peaceful life…but he, having terribly bad luck, ran into Knives and got barbequed*
*so, the company sent out Reese's Dude *
*Reese's Dude now wanders around looking for people to try eating the Peanut Butter Cups*
***Person number 4: Wolfwood ***
Reese's Dude: *Hands Wolfwood the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup*
Wolfwood *stares at the candy for awhile*
*long pause*
Wolfwood *stares back at the dude*
*long pause*
Reese's Dude *getting impatient*: "Are you ever going to eat that?"
Wolfwood *thinks for a second, then proceeds to squish and shape the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup into the shape of a cross*
Reese's Dude *extremely confused by this*: Huh?
Wolfwood *hands the dude the cross shaped candy* : "May God be with you…go to church sometime…"
*Wolfwood smiles then walks off*
Reese's Dude *speechless*
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Later…
Reese's Pieces Dude is inspired to give all the remaining candies to the starving children of the world…
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How do you eat your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Next episode: Knives!