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*Because Reese's Dude gave away all the Reese Pieces candy to the starving children, he was almost fired, but instead his pay was cut to 0.01$$ (Reese's Dude: "Awww, man")*
*so, Reese's Dude is sent back to the store to get more Reese's Pieces Peanut Butter Cups*
*Reese's Dude now heads out to look around for other people to try eating the Peanut Butter Cups*
***Person number 5: Knives ***
Reese's Dude: *Walks up to Knives's house/hideout/whatever & rings doorbell*
Doorbell: *ding*
*pause*
Doorbell: *ding* *ding*
*long pause*
Reese's Dude *getting impatient*
Doorbell: *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
*suddenly the door opens*
Reese's Dude*looks up & sees a tall blonde man*: "Hello, sir! Would you like to try—"
*Knives takes his gun & points it at the guy*
Reese's Dude O_o : "—… some… Reese's…—"
*cocks gun*
Reese's Dude O_O: "—can…dy?"
*an extremely short pause*
Gun: *BOOM*
Reese's Dude: X_X
Knives*evil smile*: "Nope."
*Knives walks back into his fortress*
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A Little Later…
*Legato was walking past the front door…*
Legato: "I… smell… chocolate… "
*Legato runs to get the candy from the dead guy*
Knives: "No. Legato."
*Legato stops*
Knives: "If you eat any more of that spider candy, I'll make you run laps around the planet!!!"
Legato*sigh*: "Yes, mastah…"
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Even Later On…
When all the Gung Ho Guns are asleep, and no ones watching, Knives goes outside to get the candy from the dead guy.
*Knives takes the bag of candy and dumps it on a table*
Knives*evil glare*: "Hmmmmm…"
*some time passes*
*All the Reese's Pieces Candy is now laid out all over the table, each piece (somehow) perfectly shaped into tiny spiders*
Knives: "Bwa! HA HA HA!"
*Knives pulls out a huge mallet…
… and proceeds to smash them all… one by one*
Knives*evil laughter*: "BWA HA! HA! Take THAT, spiders!!!"
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How do you eat (or completely destroy) your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Next episode: Meryl!