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*Now that Reese's Dude X_X is deader than dead (thanks to Knives), the Reese's People had to find a new employee to send out to get people to eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups*
*so, Reese's Girl was hired and put on the job*
*And so, Reese's Girl heads out to seek people who like eating free candy*
***Person number 6: Meryl ***
Reese's Girl: *Is walking through some random desert town*
Meryl:*Is sitting on a bench, typing furiously with one hand while sipping coffee held in the other hand*
*Reese's Girl looks around and notices Meryl*
Reese's Girl*smiles*: "HI THERE!"
Meryl*startled*: "AAaHhh!" *causes her to spill some coffee* "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
*half the coffee ends up all over her new typewriter*
Meryl o *really mad, like popping blood vessels mad*
Meryl: "NO! I've spent 3 months typing that report! Now it's TOTALLY RUINED!"
Reese's Girl*oblivious*: "So… would you like to try some Reese's Pieces Candy?"
*pause*
Meryl O_O : "…"
*pause*
Meryl _: "…"
*Meryl does a super powered Xena scream followed by a high flying tackle*
Meryl: "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
*tackle* *choke* *shake*
*Meryl had Reese's Girl by the throat*
*shake*
*shake*
*shake* Reese's Girl: "—some…—"
*shake*: "—body…hel—"
*shake*: "—p…me—"
*shake*: "—ee… eeeeee…!!!"
*luckily for Reese's Girl, Milly was just now getting back from pudding shopping*
*Milly walks over*
Milly*smile*: "Oh, Meryl. You really should stop that, now. It's not good for your blood-pressure."
*pause*
Milly*still smiles*
Meryl*finally lets go of Reese's Girl*: "Eerr… sorry about that. I don't know what came over me…"
Milly*smiles*: "How about some chocolate to make you feel better?"
*gets a Reese's out of Reese's Girl's candy sample bag*
*hands candy to Meryl*
Meryl: "Um, sure… whatever"
*Meryl tosses the candy into her coffee*
Chocolate: *melt* *melt* *melt*
*Meryl then goes back to her typing and (chocolate) coffee drinking*
Reese's Girl *dazed and confused*: "Uh, huh…"
Reese's Girl*to Milly*: "Maybe you should have my job…"
*Reese's Girl tosses Milly her 'my name is' tag & dashes off into the sunset*
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How do you eat your Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
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