WEE!!! It's Christmas! And the last day I have to write this thing! Well, for the time being anyway…ENJOY!
Oh, and Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru, I'll be doing the actual arguing thing next chapter. Of course, when that next chapter will be…I still don't have the answer for.
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(Now that order had been restored, and the studio had been de-pinkified, the heroes and the fan girls settled down to have a nice Christmas…or as nice a Christmas you can have with a bunch of psychos…anyway…)
Yugi: Ah! Christmas! The time of the year where everything is magical. You can even smell the spirit of Christmas!
Yami: No, I think that's just the pine scented air freshener…
Yugi: Shut up Yami. You're ruining my moment.
Sinea: *kicks down the door into the studio* Hello, friends! I come bearing gifts! *drags Seto, dressed in a Santa suit, in through the doorway on a dog collar*
Amore: *looks at Seto* Gee, just what I've always wanted…Seto on a dog chain…Do you think I could exchange it for a Joey?
Joey: -.-U
Sinea: *glares* *takes Seto's box and dumps a mountain of gifts on the floor*
Everyone: O.O Oooo…pretty colors…
Seto: *grabs Sinea's list 'o presents* Ahem. The first present is to me.
Mokuba: *is dressed as an elf* *steals list* Hey! You can't give yourself presents! I will in your place. Big Brother gets a BEWD plushie and…oooo, he also gets…A KISS!!!
Sinea: *blush* Pucker up, Santa.
Seto: Uh… *looks up* Well, since there doesn't appear to be any mistletoe over my head, I'm afraid it'll have to wait.
Sinea: *pouts* Well, I still get to hug ya! *glomps Seto*
Seto: *as soon as he is able to breathe again, steals list back* Now where was I? Ah, yes. Malik gets a Winged Dragon of Ra plushie and a hug and kiss from Li, but as I have stated about the absence of mistletoe…
Li: *glomps Malik until he passes out* ^_^
Malik: x_x
Seto: The midget gets a Dark Magician plushie.
Syra: *hits him with a mallet* He is NOT a midget! He's just..just…
Yugi: Vertically challenged?
Syra: Yeah!
Seto: *now with a large lump on his head* The next gift goes to Yami…ha! More pepper spray to the eyes!
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *runs as the pepper spray grows wings and chases after him*
Seto: Er…right. Pegsy gets a hug.
Pegasus: *is hugged* *walks away sipping 'fruit juice'*
Seto: *glare* Ryou gets a Bakura-proof shield.
Ryou: …Thanks.
Seto: Oh God…Bakura gets a life time supply of sugar…
Bakura: *.* Really?! ^______________________^
Seto: The puppy gets a coupon for a day of no insults from anybody. *beep*, Sinea, why'd you have to give him that?
Sinea: *shrug*
Joey: I'm gonna save this for a rainy day!
Seto: The puppy's friend gets Plaster of Paris for his hair…
Tristan: Great! I was just starting to run out!
Everyone: *stare*
Tristan: What?
Seto: Anyway…Yami Malik gets apple juice…ha!
Sinea: For anyone who doesn't know, if you spell Malik with a 'c' instead of a 'k', you get malic, an acid found commonly in apples, thus getting Lord Apple Acid from chapter 7.
Syra: I found all that out one day when reading a dictionary whilst forgetting how to spell Malik! ^_^
Everyone: O_o
Syra: What, doesn't everyone read the dictionary?
Seto: …Moving on, Tea gets a one-way ticket to the Shadow Realm.
Tea: *stares at ticket* I think I'll hang onto this for a special occasion…
Seto: Syra gets a jar of pickles and a new frying pan.
Syra: Um…Thanks? *starts eating a pickle* Mmm…pickle…
Seto: Damian gets Sinea's pity…and a cow plushie in a box…
Damian: Gee, for a second there, I was thinking that you were actually thoughtful. *stares at the cow plushie as if it were to eat him*
Seto: Angela gets intsa-cows – just add water!
Syra: Uh…Angela's not in this fic…
Angela: *pops in* Am now.
Damian: Oh, please no…
Syra: Heh…Angela is Damian's sister…she sorta looks like a female Ryou.
Angela: I do not look like Ryou!
Damian: Yes you do…
Angela: -_-# *hits him over the head* *adds water to her insta-cows*
Damian: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! THEY"RE GONNA EAT ME!!!!!
Syra: She also likes making fun of Damian…a lot…
Seto: Back to the presents! There seems to be one last thing: chocolate chip cookies for everyone!
(Chocolate chip cookies then rained from the sky, as if they were baked dough stuffed with chocolate pieces falling from the heavens.)
Syra: *eats a cookie* And it seems that we have presents that were supposed to be for my birthday, but came late, so we'll do them now. April h. gives Yami her phone number and a remote, with the buttons of a V.C.R…
Yami: *tacks the number to a bulletin board with all his other fans (no, I don't like him. I just know that a lot of other people do)* Uh…I don't understand the remote part though…
Syra: She also gives Bakura a shooting game.
Bakura: ^__________________________^ *on yet another sugar high…*
Syra: Nova gets one date with anyone.
Nova: Yay! *grabs a jar of dates* *splits one in half* Here Ryou, I want to share my date with you!
Ryou: I don't think that was what she meant…
Syra: …Yugi gets new cards.
Yugi: Hope I get some good ones… *gets a thousand Dancing Elves* Oh, just great…
Syra: Malik gets a music CD.
Malik: I want…
Syra: Here's 'Music to Duel By.'
Malik: But I wanted to choose!
Syra: Too bad. Seto gets a hug and a lifetime babysitter for Mokuba.
Seto: *is hugged* Finally! A hug I can breathe after!
Syra: Ryou gets to make up one rule for his Yami that he must obey at all times.
Ryou: Let's see…*grins evilly* No more sugar!
Bakura: ((O__O)) W…W…WHAT?!!!!!!!! *charges at Ryou* *hits Ryou's shield*
Syra: And that's it!
Everyone: *disperse throughout the studio to try out their new gifts*
Syra: *drags Yugi down the hallway* *points up* Heh heh…Look Yugi, there's some mistletoe!
Yugi: Eh heh…
Tea: *runs up, pulls out a shot gun, and shoots the mistletoe* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Syra: What?!
Tea: Upon writing this fic, you have exceeded the Mary Sue level. However, kissing him will take you to the critical stage!
Syra: …And what if I choose to just ignore you?
Tea: I will be forced to shoot you and take your place.
Syra: … *blank stare* …Oh, would you look at the time. *leaves*
Yugi: *stares at Tea* You are an insane freak. *leaves after Syra*
Tea: It is my duty to right the wrongs, to keep authors in their place, and most importantly, uphold the power that is friend- *is run over by Damian, who is trying to escape the horror that is insta-cows*
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Well, I kept my promise, four chapters, four days in a row. (Although next to no one reviewed…) Now, I will be taking break. I can guarantee that I will not have another chapter until next year. Well, I hope you enjoyed the read, and Merry Christmas! Now, for that break…*dies*