Author's Notes: This is the sequel to Harry Potter's Teddy Bear. Yes it is stupid and funny and a little bizarre but HEY that's us.
Disclaimer: Do I really have to go over this. I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own the genie from Aladdin. I also don't own plungers (like I want to). And I don't own Star Wars just to top it off (starts crying).
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The Magic Plunger
Part 1
Draco Malfoy was sitting under a tree doing who knows what, but let's just say he was sitting under a tree.
Draco Malfoy was down on his luck. Harry Potter had once again defeated him with a teddy bear. "Oh I wish I could beat Harry Potter." he said as he rubbed his grandma's teapot.
All of a sudden a big blue guy erupted out of the teapot smashing it into millions of pieces, and promptly started singing You Ain't Never Got a Friend like Me. (for your sake we will save the singing for another story, because genie singing (similar to J's) can make cats drop down dead.
Tesi: No not kitty! Anything but kitty!
Frankie: Jerk, you don't have a cat.
Tesi: Oh.
Janie: Weirdo...Stupid weirdo.
Sorry for the unnecessary tangent now back to the feature presentation.
Well anyway after the big blue guy stopped singing, he said to Draco, "So you want to beat Harry Potter? Here use this." He handed Draco a book labeled, So you Want to Beat Harry Potter for Dummies.
"Can I have a shorter way? See in case you haven't noticed I'm blond, which means I'm dumb, and thus sadly don't know how to read."
"OHHHHHH," said the genie a look of dawning comprehension on
his face, "that explains a lot."
Pause.
"You better take this magic plunger instead."
"But...but it's a plunger!!! I was hoping for cute and cuddly." Draco complained. "Sorry I gave the teddy to that Potter kid," said the genie shaking his head sadly, "see he offered me a really cute little red party dress."
Part 2
Draco Malfoy was looking for Harry Potter which meant that he was looking for trouble because Harry Potter's middle name is trouble (yes we know that the book says that his middle name is James but some things had to change for the story to flow better. The stuff we have had to do for hard-hitting journalism)
Draco eventually found him in the girls' bathroom doing something that we would not like to talk about with Moaning Myrtle.
"Harry Potter prepare to meet thy doom!" Draco said with an English accent.
"Yo dude, speak English," said Harry, "I've got like no clue what ya just said."
"Fine. Yo Potter yo' goin' down." Draco replied.
"Yo homie no 'dink so. Peace out," said Harry as he turned to leave.
It was then that Draco pulled out the plunger.
"Nice, a plunger, what are you going to do plunge me to death?" said Harry rolling his eyes. All of a sudden the plunger started chanting "I fling pee on ye," with a Scottish accent and started flinging pee on Harry.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Harry screamed.
Then a Magnolia bush grew instantly out of the floor and Lupin jumped out of it saying, "No Harry it's too late there is nothing you can do."
Then the whole world drowned in pee.
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Authors Notes 2.0 – What is the deal with Julius Augustus Caesar? I mean really like who the heck goes by 3 names? Like we have 3 names but do you see us going around being called Janice Catherine J, and/or Frances Emelia M, and/or Teresa Beatrice S? We think that Caesar wanted to feel special. Whatever. That Caesar dude was weird.
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