Disclaimer: Sorry, my dog ate it. Can I bribe you off with a Pegasus in a squirrel suit plushie? *hands out plushies*
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Syra: Welcome to the next installment of Arguathon! And it didn't take seven and a half months this time! Yay! Anyway, this is a very special chapter, for it is Arguathon's ANNIVERSARY!!! It's been exactly one year since I posted this!
Bakura: One year since she started this crap of a story.
Malik: One year since she started torturing all of us.
Seto: One year…
Syra: OKAY! I GET IT! Well, since this IS the anniversary chapter, I've decided to celebrate by redoing the very first Argument, Yugi vs. Kaiba!
Seto: *groan*
Yugi: …Does that mean that you and Sinea are gonna be competing?
Syra: Nope, I've got decided to use…other contestants…
Seto & Yugi: *sigh of relief*
Syra: Bring in the contestants! *drags Mokuba and Tea onto the set*
Yugi: *slams head on the table* Oh God…
Seto: Heh heh… I'm definitely gonna win this one.
Sinea: Um, Syra? Aren't you just setting Yugi up for defeat? Not that it matters, my Seto-kun will win regardless!
Syra: Shut up. Just…shut up. *walks into the audience with a foam finger that says 'YUGI IS #1!'*
Sinea: Seto's gonna win, Seto's gonna win, nah nah nah nah nah… *follows Syra with a foam finger that says 'SETO IS BETTER THAN YOU!'*
Mokuba: Uh, can we go now? I want to prove that my big brother kicks everyone's *beep*
Tea: *gasp* Mokuba! How could you say such unfriendly words? That is why Yugi is better. He says friendly words, and your brother does not.
Mokuba: Yugi is a push over. My brother uses his big and "unfriendly" words and his big and "undfriendly" brain and his big and "unfriendly" muscles to get where he is now! He's the president of Kaiba Corp, and he's only eighteen! And where's Yugi? He works part time at his Grandpa's CARD SHOP!
Syra: *twitch*
Sinea: *snort* Go Mokuba! *waves foam finger*
Tea: Well, well… At least Yugi has FRIENDS! Friends that will always be there for him, friends he can sing about in the shower, friends he can tie up, poke with a hot rod and watch laughing as they squirm in pain but would still love him anyway!
Seto: When did you do that?
Yugi: *slams head on the table again*
Tea: And does Kaiba have any friends? NO! HE LIVES WITHOUT THE LOVING EMBRACE OF FRIENDSHIP!!!
Mokuba: Ha! Friendship is nothing but weak hearts clinging together for solace. True strength to believe in yourself, needing NO ONE!!!
Tea: *long pause* You know, if it hadn't been for Yugi and him trying to extend the hand of friendship to your brother, Kaiba would be dead by now…
Mokuba: *blink*
Tea: And you know, if Yugi was suddenly attacked by some monster, he would be able to kill it with the power of his millennium puzzle! If Kaiba was attacked, he would be eaten alive!
Mokuba: Nuh-uh, he'd be able to blow it to pieces with one of the high tech weapons he makes!
Tea: …But I thought that Kaiba Corp stopped making weaponry and started making games!
Mokuba: Oh no, Big brother secretly works on new weapons of mass destruction only now it's not a secret since I told you and he sells them illegally to Costa Rica!
Tea: But Costa Rica has no army!
Mokuba: Oh, that's just what they WANT you to think. They're lying in wait, building up their forces, and when we least expect it, they'll take over the world! And they shall force as all to say "Me gusta bailar con el queso caliente en mis pantalones!"
Tea: Oh, that's where you're wrong! Costa Ricans are not what's going to rule the world!
Mokuba: Then what?
Tea: FRIENDSHIP! All the friendship pixies will fly down from pixie land and force everyone to love each other! And I shall rule over all as Queen Tea!
Bob: Are they even talking about those two guys anymore?
Syra: I don't know…
Mokuba: COSTA RICA!
Tea: PIXIES!
Mokuba: COSTA RICA!
Tea: PIXIES!
Man in white suit #1: Hey Fred, aren't those the two that escaped from the mental ward?
Man in white suit #2: Yes, George, I believe they are. *grabs Mokuba* Will you accompany me to the hospital?
Man in white suit #1: *picks up Tea* Why of course, Fred.
Tea: FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDSHIP!
Mokuba: QUIERO EL HELADO!
Everyone: …
Amore: Okay…so who won?
Li: Who cares, Yugi and Kaiba both suck anyway.
Syra: & Sinea: *death glare*
Li: Urk… Anyone up for tacos? *is beaten with foam fingers*
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Um…yeah. So happy anniversary! A special prize goes to anyone who can figure out any of these three things:
1. Where I stole Mokuba's anti-friendship speech from
2. What "Me gusta bailar con el queso caliente en mis pantalones" means
3. What "Quiero el helado" means
Oh, and don't forget to vote on who's your favorite! Ja ne!
P.S: Will anyone give me $125? I reeeeeeeeaaaally want the Japanese version of Yu-Gi-Oh…