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*In the last exciting episode, yet another Reese's Pieces employee met an unfortunate end….*
*And, due to the fact that all of Reese's Pieces' "give-out-candy" people died within days of being hired… they were understandably having quite a tough time hiring anybody*
*So, during the down time, they decided to hold a triple Tri-funeral for the 3 'dead as doornail' Reese's People, and of course it wouldn't hurt to invite the entire surrounding towns and, of course, give out lots of free candy.*
***People number 8: special episode: 4 Gung-Ho-Guns & a Tri-funeral ***
*Wolfwood is sitting at a desk at a house or hotel or whatever with Vash and the gang…*
Phone: *ring* *ring*
Wolfwood: "Hello,"
*pause*
Wolfwood: "Yes…uh huh"
*pause*
Wolfwood: "one funeral for 3 people?"
*pause*
Wolfwood: "Yes, of course!"
*pause*
*at this point, Vash, Milly, and Meryl were very curious about the long phone conversation, and had, of course, their ears pressed to the door of the room*
Wolfwood: "really!?!"
*pause*
Wolfwood: "May I ask the cause of death?"
*long pause*
Wolfwood O_O: "…"
*pause*
Wolfwood: "rrrriiiggghht… goodbye"
*SPLAT!*
*Vash, Meryl, and Milly fall through the door*
Milly: "So, Mr. Priest, who was it?"
Wolfwood: "eh…
Wolfwood: …wrong number…"
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*Legato is walking down a street, contemplating on what terrors he can commit today*
*he spies a flyer on the side of the building*
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FREE CHOCOLATE CANDY
A Tri-funeral
HOSTED BY
^^^^^
^^ Reese's ^^
^^ ^^
^^ Pieces ^^
^^ ^^
^^^^^^
Bring your friends!!!
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Legato: "Hmmmmm…"
*comes up with sinister plot*
Legato: "Yummy!"
*he runs back to Knives & Gung-Ho-Guns hideout/whatever*
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*Vash and the group walking, on the way to the funeral/chocolate party…*
Vash: "So, Wolfwood…. How was the call a wrong number if you got the job?"
Wolfwood: "Well, they were trying to reach another priest to do the ceremony, but, hey! They happened to call me."
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*back at Knivesu's place*
Legato: "Please! Mastah!"
Knives: "no."
Legato: "Please let me go!"
Knives: "no.
Legato: "But, Mastah…all those spiders in one place! Think of it…"
Knives: "Hmmmm…"
Legato: "…"
Knives: "You are sure that this involves NO food?"
Legato: "Yes, mastah! Of course not."
Knives: "Oh, alright… But, take Midvally, Kane, and Chapel to aid in the destruction."
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*finally at the funeral at a big church, with huge tables lined up against all the walls filled with none other than stacks of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, (and a few job applications)*
*Wolfwood is at the front talking with the Reese's Head Honcho*
*Vash is poking holes in the Peanut Butter Cups and calling them donuts…*
*… and trying to give the "donut holes" to Meryl*
*Milly is asking for Pudding*
~ meanwhile ~
*Legato dumped Midvally, Kane, and Chapel at the bus stop because he wanted all the chocolate for himself*
*Midvally, Kane, and Chapel ended up catching the band bus of the band that was heading to play at the funeral*
*And then a familiar black cat waltzed across the street*
*the bus flew off the road & everybody died… except the Gung-Ho-Guns…*
*…who became the new band*
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*The funeral starts*
Wolfwood: "dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join this…OH Whoops wrong page nevermind…"
Audience: "sigh"
Wolfwood: "So, what can we say about our dear Reese's person, dude, and girl?" (thinks~ 'Don't these people have real names!?!~)
Wolfwood: "ah yes….blah blah blah…"
*later*
"….whose charred remains were found by a tub of barbeque sauce…"
*and later*
"…dude, who led an eventful life, found shot with X's for eyes, and…"
*even later*
"… who in the prime of life, devoured by a sandworm…"
Audience: O_O
*later, later, later*
Wolfwood: "Goodbye. The end."
*The band is cued to play sad music*
*they hear something unexpected….pop goes the weasel!?!*
Everyone turns to see…
Midvally playing his saxophone, using a large Reese's Piece as a horn mute…
Kane sitting at the drums filling out a job application….
And finally Chapel standing with an apple in one hand and a candy in the other… taking one bite of the apple followed by the Peanut butter cup and so on…
Midvally*stops playing for a second and looks at everybody*: "What?"
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And so, after everyone leaves…Legato takes all the candy and is about to head back with the other Gung-Ho-Guns, when suddenly…
Midvally: "Wait, where did Kane go?"
~elsewhere~
Reese's Piece's Head Honcho*looking at application*: "Welcome aboard!"
Kane: "…"
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