Chapter Two
Vanishing Glass
(There is a flash of light and the words Harry Pooter and the Sorcerer's Stone come up on the screen. A wizard walks out slightly embarrassed and corrects it so it now reads Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. After a while there is another flash of light and we see Harry Potter sleeping. He soon awaken by Aunt Petunia.)
Aunt Petunia:
Up. Get up!
(We see Petunia rapidly knock on the door then unlock it and lock it again and unlock it and lock it again, she seems to be amused by this.)
Petunia:
Uh-huh, yes...well...get up. NOW.
(Petunia walks away and Harry gets up, turns on a light, and reaches for his glasses. As he is putting them on his very annoy and extremely large cousin, Dudley, is running up and down the stairs in an attempt to wake Harry up. He stops right above where Harry is and starts jumping up and down.)
Dudley:
Wake up! We are going to the zoo! Oh my gosh! I get to see the ponies!! I love the ponies!!!
(While he is jumping up and down, little dust particles and pieces of the ceiling come floating down on Harry's head.)
Harry:
(thinking to himself)
Snow...wooooooooow.
(Dudley runs down stairs. Harry is coming out of his little space in the stairs and Dudley shoves him back in there and shuts and locks the door. He unlocks it again and locks it again and unlocks it again just like his mom, amused. When he is done he runs away and Harry comes out of the closet. He walks into the kitchen where everyone is making a big fuss over Dudley's birthday.)
Petunia:
Cook the breakfast and don't burn anything.
Harry:
Yes,
(under his breath)
master of the universe.
(Petunia covers Dudley's eyes and walks him over to where all his presents are. As soon as she get's over there with him (and this takes a while because of how large he is) she uncovers his eyes. He looks around and stares at them because they are all bigger than him...quite amazing.)
Dudley:
Wow. They are bigger than me. How could you possibly, I mean...
(he looks slightly embarrassed)
How many are there?
Uncle Vernon:
36.
(He braces his self for screaming.)
(Dudley looks amazed by how many presents are a big as he is and walks around thinking he's lost a lot of weight.)
Vernon:
Uh, right. Um, I need food or I will die!!!
(Harry stares at Vernon as he inhales his breakfast. Petunia stares at him also. She then looks over at Dudley who is still amazed.)
Petunia:
All right then, who's ready to go to the zoo?
(They are getting ready and walk out to the car. Before Harry can get in Vernon stops him.)
Vernon:
Any funny business, any at all and I won't be eating any meals for a week. Get in.
(Vernon walks to the other side to get in while Harry stands there trying to understand how that mad sense. He realizes it doesn't so he forgets about it and gets in the car. The camera cuts to the pony house at the zoo. The camera cuts to a pony and Dudley is leaning over in the stall staring at a pony trying to pet it, but his arms are obviously too short to reach.)
Dudley:
Mummy!! I can't reach it!
(He starts to cry.)
Petunia:
It's ok, dear. Let's go see the other nice ponies.
(She takes his arm a walks away to another stall with him to look at the other ponies. While there are walking away Harry walks over to the stall and starts talking to the pony.)
Harry:
Sorry about him, he can be that way sometimes.
(The pony stares at him. Harry gasps.)
Harry:
Can you...
(he looks around)
...hear me?
(The pony keeps staring at him, not moving a muscle.)
Harry:
I'm sorry, it's just, I've never talked to a horse before.
(The pony takes offense to being called a horse and walks toward Harry in a attempt to bite his arm off but as soon as the pony is close enough Dudley pushes Harry out of the way and Harry lands on the floor and gives Dudley and evil glare. He extends his arm out to pet it but the stable magically disappears. The pony pushes past Dudley and Dudley falls in the stable where the pony had just been. He falls face first and gets in the hay and, um, pony stuff. The pony stomps over to Harry and looks as if he is about to squish him.)
Harry:
I'm sorry! Don't kill me!! You are a nice
(he emphasizes)
pony. Very good
(he emphasizes again)
pony
(The pony now stops acting like a rampaging bull and becomes more like a sweet pony and starts pouncing around the pony house. Everyone who sees this think the pony has gone mad and runs away screaming in terror over a pouncing pony. As Petunia walks by the stable that has magically disappeared and she sees Dudley still on his face, kicking, screaming, and crying in the hay and, um, pony stuff.)
Petunia:
Oh my dear word! Dudley who has done this to you!
(She runs to her poor "little" Dudley who is still on his face, kicking, screaming, and crying. She picks him up and he is cover in hay and, um, pony stuff and he smells like, um, pony stuff. Harry is still on the floor but he is rolling around laughing. Vernon looks at Harry like he had something to do with it. Harry looks over at Vernon who is staring at Harry and is very, very mad.)
A/N: This is the end of Chapter Two: Vanishing Glass. I hope you enjoyed it! Please review and tell me if you like it so far. There are still 33 more chapters so stay tuned.